[el mechanico]

Either way I think I should offer lessons. I think the ROW needs them desperately in the player world.

Email me @

[Basil Ransom]

273 times, but always the same one.

I started getting into yoga to bang girls, but I've moved past that. Yoga allowed me to get really flexible and well... I discovered auto-fellatio is where it's at.

Is this beta?

[Blackhawk]

So if you're Ron Jeremy and have a dick large enough you can suck it yourself ...does that count as a notch?

[speakeasy]

The only one in this forum that I want to hear an answer from is Mrs. Chocolate. Everyone else, TMI...

[soup]

(06-01-2012 08:56 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

The only one in this forum that I want to hear an answer from is Mrs. Chocolate. Everyone else, TMI...

She probably sucked like 53

[gds555]

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

[MikeCF]

This thread is funny.

Being able to see that it's a joke and laugh at it = game.

Being uptight, judgmental, and serious all the time = game killer.

[speakeasy]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

Is there a dislike button around here?

[Aureo]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

...

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

Damn schweet mother of god, I diagnose you'll be gay in a few years.

[Tuthmosis]

(06-01-2012 11:27 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Is there a dislike button around here?

Either shit just got way real in this thread, or that's some extraordinarily subtle trolling. Either way, my regret level for starting it has grown. To paraphrase my mom: "it's all fun and games until someone's really sucked dick."



For the record, the closest I've gotten to sucking dick is eating a hot dog and accidentally sliding the wiener out of the bun.

[Screwston]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

[YoungGunner]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

[el mechanico]

I'm on a date now at Ihop someone needs to post one of those when keeping it real goes wrong clips now. Also Tuthmosis is a terrible troll.

[Tuthmosis]

(06-02-2012 12:41 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I'm on a date now at Ihop someone needs to post one of those when keeping it real goes wrong clips now. Also Tuthmosis is a terrible troll.

Here you go chief, even though you're sorely wrong about my trolling skillz (with the exception of this thread, of course).

EDIT: What did you and your date get at IHOP? What's this chick look like anyway?

[el mechanico]

My date? Makes Wesley snipes look Irish but steak and eggs all around. That head story was the shit! When you can cross those lines you enter a different realm. I'm going to rep the dude up for it but don't know how to word it yet

[Tuthmosis]

[Excelsior]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

[Tuthmosis]

[Veloce]

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

Fuuuuuck man. I'm all for being a supportive forum member. I mean, my best friend in high school was gay. (still is, we just lost touch)

But I feel like I need to quarantine myself in a strip club and fuck an army of schoolgirls just to purge all the gay that entered my bloodstream after reading that post.

[Veloce]

[soup]

(06-02-2012 02:00 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

Fuuuuuck man. I'm all for being a supportive forum member. I mean, my best friend in high school was gay. (still is, we just lost touch)

But I feel like I need to quarantine myself in a strip club and fuck an army of schoolgirls just to purge all the gay that entered my bloodstream after reading that post.

Yes, the first time I sucked a dick, I was in Harvard as well. It was a cold and windy night, and I couldn't see that well. I too was thinking about sucking a dick to do someone a favor, not because I'm gay or anything. He too was good looking, great shape, and had a great looking dick (AND he had stellar game, so I thought "why not?"). But, I was too creeped-out about something, and didn't suck a dick.

Instead, I found a horse and paid him five dollars to suck his dick. But the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about whether or not it was beta to get creeped out and not suck the other guys dick. Anyway, I'm sure we've all got stories about how we dropped the ball on a potential dick sucking.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

This thread truly has the potential to become the next "Was this Beta? ™", although with a significantly more creepy touch. Tuthmosis, what evil have you wrought?

[R Smoov]

So I was at McDonalds late at night yesterday. I was hungry and I needed something in my mouth. So I ask the guy at the counter "Can I Have a Happy Meal?"

He gave me a Happy Meal alright. I felt like a slut afterwards, can I take him to court?

[BigAlexBoss]

"So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?"

Now that another forum member has been completely honest with us, I feel I have to share because this has just been eating me up inside since it happened:

I was chilling at the gym with my regular training partner; after a hard hard session we go into the showers to freshen up. So we get to talking about "In Time" with that dick Justin Timberlake, and how the only redeeming feature of the film was the sheer amount of boner inducing women in high heels walking around and that Amanda Siegfried is a total fox with a great rack. All this talk is getting my boy a little excited so I crouch down to lather my feet and give my man some privacy while he calms down a bit.

Next thing I know... don't know how it happened... but I'm crouching down lathering up and the soap slips outta my hand onto the floor of the showers, my training partner turns to see what happened, slips on the soap and whatdoyouknow suddenly 12 inches of prime Alamaba snake is in my mouth... I'm pretty sure I didn't suck on it much before I got it outta my mouth pronto and we finished our shower in silence.

Needless to say we've never mentioned it again and he still spots me on the bench press, though I try to keep my mouth shut if possible. We take seperate showers.

Now I need to know.... Was this Beta?

[gds555]

I woke up this morning, and the first thought I had was, "Wait a minute! I think I wrote the redundant phrase "sexual conversation about girls and sex" in my post last night! And I admitted in the same post that I went to Harvard! These guys are going to think I'm an idiot!"

I regret that mistake a lot more than I regret sucking dick.

I was once at a writing forum at Harvard that included the economist John Kenneth Galbraith, and he mentioned that once you've finished writing something, ideally you should put it away for a few months and then take it out to do further revisions, because at that point you're going to notice all kinds of problems that you didn't notice when you were first working on it. It's one of the best bits of wisdom I got during my Harvard years, and I regret that I haven't followed it more often. I should've just drafted my post and waited a few hours before actually posting it, but I was too eager to jump into the conversation.

You know, even though I basically wish those dick-sucking episodes had never happened--they wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been precociously horny and repressively parented at eleven, and if I hadn't later been stuck in the sexual semi-desert that Harvard at least used to be--I do have to say that, if you're the sort of person who's a connoisseur of novel experiences, you could do a lot worse than sucking dick. It really has a unique quality. A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog. You can see why a woman or a gay guy would find sucking one enjoyable, even while, as a straight guy, you feel disgusted by doing it yourself. So if you've sucked dick, I can understand your feeling bad about it, but there's no need to feel too bad about it.

I know some of you guys have dick-sucking stories to tell. So come on, man up, and let's hear them.