Quote: (01-22-2019 12:34 PM)Sp5 Wrote:  

Quote: (01-22-2019 09:19 AM)RandomlyGeneratedUsername Wrote:  

It seems like Uganda's online dating is full of hookers. The only girls who accepted to do anal made very clear that they would do it if I paid them well.

Discussing and demanding anal sex with a girl online before meeting them seems like a way to screen out all but the hookers.

I do this in Brazil with every girl I talk to on online dating, 50% of them like anal and never met a hooker that way.

I'm going to be in Kampala for a few days next week. Let me know if you'll be around

West Africa vs East Africa

I have been to Senegal, Gambia, Mali, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ghana, Nigeria. They all have beautiful girls; I rate Senegalese girls to be top (To my taste). Ghana and Nigeria as well.

I have been to Uganda, Rwanda, East Africa, Kenya. Well, they have the curvy girls compared to Ghanian girls. Rwandan girls are very unique looking.

In summary most countries listed here have sexy girls. But I prefer East African with the exception of Kenya over the west Africans countries I have been to. The reason is: Attitude, Positive girls, polite and more like being girl friend than pros. (Yes they may be pros but they don't act like. Kenyans are comparable to Nigerians and Ghanians.

Uganda and Rwanda are best. You don't want to have only prostitute experience. You want to have a girl friend game as well.

Quote: (02-21-2019 02:09 PM)tarkanx Wrote:  

West Africa vs East Africa

I have been to Senegal, Gambia, Mali, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ghana, Nigeria. They all have beautiful girls; I rate Senegalese girls to be top (To my taste). Ghana and Nigeria as well.

I have been to Uganda, Rwanda, East Africa, Kenya. Well, they have the curvy girls compared to Ghanian girls. Rwandan girls are very unique looking.

In summary most countries listed here have sexy girls. But I prefer East African with the exception of Kenya over the west Africans countries I have been to. The reason is: Attitude, Positive girls, polite and more like being girl friend than pros. (Yes they may be pros but they don't act like. Kenyans are comparable to Nigerians and Ghanians.

Uganda and Rwanda are best. You don't want to have only prostitute experience. You want to have a girl friend game as well.

Welcome to the forum man, any info on those places you listed would be very welcome here. Either in datasheets or just in posts in africa threads!

Tarkanx:

You are spot-on in your assessment and could not agree more. I cannot think to add a thing, as you have accurately detailed the lay-of-the-land in Africa.

IMHO, I am with you on Kenya for the reasons you stated. Kenyan women seem to be a little more worldly, educated, affluent and modern than other women in Eastern Africa (EA). I believe because they have had much more contact with Westerners than other women in EA. Interestingly, although sharing a border, Ugandan women tend to have remained more untainted, traditional and display the decorum and upbringing that has made African women desired. Now that being said, you will see Kenyan women that will make your jaw drop to the ground, as they tend to have the means to keep themselves looking good. Unlike Ugandan women, many women living in Nairobi or Mombasa will belong to health clubs, abandon native foods for contemporary diets (i.e., south Beach), etc.

BacanT any update? Uganda being my favorite place on earth, always interested in how fellow aficionado’s of Ugandan ladies are faring? By the way BacanT, not sure of your itenary, however if you have available time would strongly advise you check out Chobe Uganda Safaris (link below) sitting right on the Nile. They have several packages and the lodge is amazing. Very friendly people. Let us know, stay safe and happy hunting!

https://chobelodgeuganda.com/

I was downloading photos from my camera when I came across these two pics which I had forgotten about. These two photos are of a lady from Kampala, Uganda who worked at the Hotel I stayed in. She was off-work when I asked her to pose for a couple photos, as I did many other random women in Kampala. This woman has what I consider the consummate African body. Hard to tell from the photo, she is very tall (At least 6-ft) and has major "yabbo's" although her top does not accentuate them. Although she is very tall, she still has a small waist and strong, athletic build combined with solid curves. I wish she was wearing shorts as she did as part of her uniform at the hotel, which accentuates her shapely legs - however you can still see that she has some serious "stilts" going on. One last thing, in speaking to her - she is 42 YEARS OLD!! It is difficult to tell the age of African women who take care of themselves and do not have severe lives, between 25 - 40 years old. The reason is enhanced muscle tone and melanin (which white women possess on a lower scale), they look amazing when most women are beginning to show the physical effects of aging.

Every Ugandan lady I asked to take a photo of complied with a smile. They are a very friendly, welcoming people which made my stay there very enjoyable indeed.

Quote: (02-26-2019 03:51 PM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  

I was downloading photos from my camera when I came across these two pics which I had forgotten about. These two photos are of a lady from Kampala, Uganda who worked at the Hotel I stayed in. She was off-work when I asked her to pose for a couple photos, as I did many other random women in Kampala. This woman has what I consider the consummate African body. Hard to tell from the photo, she is very tall (At least 6-ft) and has major "yabbo's" although her top does not accentuate them. Although she is very tall, she still has a small waist and strong, athletic build combined with solid curves. I wish she was wearing shorts as she did as part of her uniform at the hotel, which accentuates her shapely legs - however you can still see that she has some serious "stilts" going on. One last thing, in speaking to her - she is 42 YEARS OLD!! It is difficult to tell the age of African women who take care of themselves and do not have severe lives, between 25 - 40 years old. The reason is enhanced muscle tone and melanin (which white women possess on a lower scale), they look amazing when most women are beginning to show the physical effects of aging.

Every Ugandan lady I asked to take a photo of complied with a smile. They are a very friendly, welcoming people which made my stay there very enjoyable indeed.

Crunch, that beauty in the red top is 42? And six feet tall? I am 6’7” so that is my dream woman, but just can’t do 42. That is what I loved about Zambia. Not into older women but you nailed it. African women keep their hard curves into their 50s. I noticed the same thing when I was in Zambia. I was standing with a tour group at Victoria Falls. Was eyeing the ass on these two Bootylicious African’s in front of me. Thought they were sisters until one of the women referred to the other as “mum”. Then it dawned on me it was a mother daughter team. Must be the melanin and physical work combined with they walk everywhere. They also don’t sit if you notice. They either squat or stand. Of course the obvious, they just got curves other women don’t, it’s a black thing.

Anyways, I am off to Entebbe March 22. Not the best weather but flight rates are friendly this time of year. Besides, I hope to be indoors most the time humping like a demented ferret. Am not as adventurous as you and will not rent a car. Expensive also. Will use Uber to get to Kampala and around. Loved your link on the Safari Lodge but way out of my price range. One day maybe. I will be spending two weeks in Kampala. I am staying at the Platinum Royal Hotel, Kampala. I booked it for $19 a night. Not the Ritz, but got a King size bed, or hope I did. My total lodging will be about $200 for my two week stay. I am traveling alone so don’t have to worry about others not being comfortable enough. I like scrimping on things like flights and rooms and food. I am King of the red-eye flights and cheap rooms and dog on a stick sold by street vendors. By the way kidding about the dog. I like saving my money for the fun I want to have when I get there.

I learned a lot reading your thread on Kampala. At first I planned on staying in Kenya for a week then Uganda for a week. Then I thought why? I am one of those people that likes to profit from others experience and mistakes. You have laid it out without needing too much guess work. Kenya will probably be a waste of time for the reason I am going. I have spoke with my Hotel in Kampala twice. The clerk spoke good English. I asked him what he thought about Kabalagala and he told me “white people stay away from this place!” LMAO. I am going to take your advice and at least check it out. I think the locals want us to see Uganda in a different light and has a rep of being a place where the descent people do not go. I have also been told that there are some very reputable clubs in Kabalagala and really trying to clean it up. The same clerk told me the guy who owns Guvnor in Kampala bought a club in Kabalagala and trying to clean it up. But has a long way to go and still has a red light rep.

This will be my first trip to Uganda so excited. I want you to know that the people who commented on this thread made my choice for me. Going to go lite on the drinking cause I want to remember my trip and have saved up for a while now. Don’t want it to be a blur. I have been into black chicks for a couple of years now and prefer them over white. You are right Crunch. Like you said, they have bigger stronger bodies built for pushin’. European chicks are spoiled, some fat and too damn hard to get in the sack. I was in Munich Germany, worked my ass off to get laid and nothing. When I got cussed out by a fat German chick with 10 tattoos and a ring through her nose I knew it is time to try something different. I might be paranoid, but the new thing with white chicks in the world is a hate campaign on white men from anywhere. Just saying.

I didn’t get laid in Zambia when there but did not try hard either. Was there for different reasons. Something about African bodies that gets my manhood pumping! This is getting long. Just wanted to say thanks and wish me luck.

Quote: (03-05-2019 01:34 PM)Visigoth Wrote:  

Quote: (02-26-2019 03:51 PM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  

I was downloading photos from my camera when I came across these two pics which I had forgotten about. These two photos are of a lady from Kampala, Uganda who worked at the Hotel I stayed in. She was off-work when I asked her to pose for a couple photos, as I did many other random women in Kampala. This woman has what I consider the consummate African body. Hard to tell from the photo, she is very tall (At least 6-ft) and has major "yabbo's" although her top does not accentuate them. Although she is very tall, she still has a small waist and strong, athletic build combined with solid curves. I wish she was wearing shorts as she did as part of her uniform at the hotel, which accentuates her shapely legs - however you can still see that she has some serious "stilts" going on. One last thing, in speaking to her - she is 42 YEARS OLD!! It is difficult to tell the age of African women who take care of themselves and do not have severe lives, between 25 - 40 years old. The reason is enhanced muscle tone and melanin (which white women possess on a lower scale), they look amazing when most women are beginning to show the physical effects of aging.

Every Ugandan lady I asked to take a photo of complied with a smile. They are a very friendly, welcoming people which made my stay there very enjoyable indeed.

Crunch, that beauty in the red top is 42? And six feet tall? I am 6’7” so that is my dream woman, but just can’t do 42. That is what I loved about Zambia. Not into older women but you nailed it. African women keep their hard curves into their 50s. I noticed the same thing when I was in Zambia. I was standing with a tour group at Victoria Falls. Was eyeing the ass on these two Bootylicious African’s in front of me. Thought they were sisters until one of the women referred to the other as “mum”. Then it dawned on me it was a mother daughter team. Must be the melanin and physical work combined with they walk everywhere. They also don’t sit if you notice. They either squat or stand. Of course the obvious, they just got curves other women don’t, it’s a black thing.

Anyways, I am off to Entebbe March 22. Not the best weather but flight rates are friendly this time of year. Besides, I hope to be indoors most the time humping like a demented ferret. Am not as adventurous as you and will not rent a car. Expensive also. Will use Uber to get to Kampala and around. Loved your link on the Safari Lodge but way out of my price range. One day maybe. I will be spending two weeks in Kampala. I am staying at the Platinum Royal Hotel, Kampala. I booked it for $19 a night. Not the Ritz, but got a King size bed, or hope I did. My total lodging will be about $200 for my two week stay. I am traveling alone so don’t have to worry about others not being comfortable enough. I like scrimping on things like flights and rooms and food. I am King of the red-eye flights and cheap rooms and dog on a stick sold by street vendors. By the way kidding about the dog. I like saving my money for the fun I want to have when I get there.

I learned a lot reading your thread on Kampala. At first I planned on staying in Kenya for a week then Uganda for a week. Then I thought why? I am one of those people that likes to profit from others experience and mistakes. You have laid it out without needing too much guess work. Kenya will probably be a waste of time for the reason I am going. I have spoke with my Hotel in Kampala twice. The clerk spoke good English. I asked him what he thought about Kabalagala and he told me “white people stay away from this place!” LMAO. I am going to take your advice and at least check it out. I think the locals want us to see Uganda in a different light and has a rep of being a place where the descent people do not go. I have also been told that there are some very reputable clubs in Kabalagala and really trying to clean it up. The same clerk told me the guy who owns Guvnor in Kampala bought a club in Kabalagala and trying to clean it up. But has a long way to go and still has a red light rep.

This will be my first trip to Uganda so excited. I want you to know that the people who commented on this thread made my choice for me. Going to go lite on the drinking cause I want to remember my trip and have saved up for a while now. Don’t want it to be a blur. I have been into black chicks for a couple of years now and prefer them over white. You are right Crunch. Like you said, they have bigger stronger bodies built for pushin’. European chicks are spoiled, some fat and too damn hard to get in the sack. I was in Munich Germany, worked my ass off to get laid and nothing. When I got cussed out by a fat German chick with 10 tattoos and a ring through her nose I knew it is time to try something different. I might be paranoid, but the new thing with white chicks in the world is a hate campaign on white men from anywhere. Just saying.

I didn’t get laid in Zambia when there but did not try hard either. Was there for different reasons. Something about African bodies that gets my manhood pumping! This is getting long. Just wanted to say thanks and wish me luck.

@Visigoth:

In just over a weeks’ time, you will be in for the time of your life. Something to consider – re: your lodging, Platinum Royal Hotel, Kampala for $19 a night. Definitely saving your Benjamin’s and like your approach. However, consider this – the Hotel management are not stupid. Africa is a land of hustlers, as nothing is for free there. They know the reason you are there is not for the food, it is to drain your body of all spermatic fluid with the assistance of Ugandan women! There is a very good chance that when you waltz through the Hotel lobby at 1:00AM with a hard-bodied African woman, they will want to collect on a “second occupant” fee which could be anywhere between $10 - $20. They may say nothing, and wait for the lady to depart the following day, and then hit you up on the $10 - $20. My point is, these $19 a night rooms quickly increase to a $40 a night room for just this reason. Visigoth, I could be all wet on this, and the hotel may have no issue with you traipsing African women back and forth, and consider it a perk of staying at their hotel. I just know that this is the case, more often than not and heard countless complaints from people who have had to deal with this reality. Were I you, I would contact the Hotel and be very upfront with them on this matter, and make a point of speaking to the Hotel Manager (get his name). You are obviously trying to offset any hidden costs, so be proactive and contact them. Believe me, I am sure they are asked this question often and will not be offended or surprised – of that I assure you!

Considering your first trip, taking Uber is your best bet. You will more than likely end up hopping around on the abundant “boda boda’s” on every corner. Very cost effective, however at 6-foot seven inches I would think twice. Boda boda’s are fast and cheap, also a great way to get in a wreck. They cut in and out of traffic and people getting hurt all the time from crashes so think about this. If you feel adventurous, and want to save money, by all means be my guest (they will be tempting). However, I would stay with your idea of Uber, good way to spend the money you are saving from your hotel. You do not want to feel like a local, you want to be a westerner partaking of local pleasures.

I am proud of you that you are foregoing Kenya. Do not misunderstand me, Kenya is wonderful if taking in the culture and wanting to see the Big-5. Kenyan women tend to be tall, shapely, educated, speak great English and seductive. However, you are going to Africa for one reason as you have described, and that is to partake of its most prized possession, its women. By foregoing Kenya, you are saving a lot of money (everything here is considerably more expensive than Uganda), and frustration as the higher quality Kenyan woman are a hard nut to crack. Think of being in Kyiv, Ukraine and the difficulty of getting laid, this is what you are up against in Kenya.

Also, definitely head to Kabalagala. I would get there about 7PM and stay no later than 11PM. 11PM is more than enough time to sift through a bevy of hard-bodied beauties to share your evening and subsequent morning with. You will definitely see far, far fewer white people, not like Bubbles and Mike’s for example, however, instead older white Expats (60+) living in Uganda and searching for women who do not know the meaning of the word “no” – and these women will be prevalent. Keep in mind that Kabalagala has many sex workers or “mosquito girls” as the Ugandans and Expats call them. Many of the older white Expats have regulars they hook-up with. You may feel a need to approach one of these older Expats as a since of familiarity (they all seem to wear Tommy Bahama camp shirts for some reason), however, steer clear – these older Expat’s do not care to bond with you or anyone else, only Uganda mosquito girls. You will see and older white gentleman in his 60’s walk-up to the bar next to a young woman, share a drink and depart soon after. This was a meeting place for them, and now off to get serviced. They do not try to hide as much as they do in in the Acacia district for example. The authorities in the Kabalagala district do not seem to frown on Expats hooking up with sex workers in this manner as in the nicer parts of Kampala. However, Visigoth, you are not here for mosquito girls. It will be tempting I warn you, however, stay away as higher quality women can be easily had. Believe me, after a couple of days of getting a lay of the land, you will feel like the “Great White Hunter!” A couple of last-minute stratagems, be careful of buying roasted meat on a stick from street vendors if you have a sensitive palate. If a brave soul, make sure meat is cooked thoroughly through. The Ugandan’s call the sickness following spoiled or uncooked meat Idi Amin’s revenge and they ain’t lyin’. In all honesty, about 95% of the meat is fine – however, it is that 5% you have to worry about. Also, make sure you only drink bottled water, it is easy to acquire also when you are out and about. The rest is just common sense, make sure you are current on malaria medication etc. Visigoth, keep us posted. Oh, one more thing, you will find many women wanting to spend time with you, so DO NOT get in a hurry when deciding who. Know what kind of woman and body-type you are looking for and hold out for her, as I assure you, your largest dilemma will be which ONE to choose to go back to your room with you! Tossing in another couple of photos of a Ugandan woman to whet your appetite. She was sitting in the lobby of the hotel I was staying. Did not speak to her other than to ask to take her photo. She may not be the most beautiful of African ladies, but has one of those strong-curvy bodies you will see when there. You will see a lot of tall, curvy women like this one. Again, enjoy and keep us posted!

Hey friends, out of curiosity: if I will go to Kabalagala and if I pick up a beautiful girl, could I take her to my partment or is she dangerous and it is better to reach a hotel for some hours?
Thanks

Captain crunch still posting 3s and 4s LOL (Girl wearing the nike sneakers)

Important Note to guys that are curious about africa and have been put off by the awful chics posted by captain crunch.
Im in addis ababa, Ethiopia right now and i can report that there is sweet 7s and 8s that cant wait to meet you.

@captain crunch if you travel thousands of miles to mess with girls that look like that, then what do you deal with in your home city.

LOL you are a complete joke.

I deal wit blacks 6.5s and 7s in my home city, London. You are posting Black 4s.

Anyone who disagrees with me has zero credibility and does not get quality women.

A month ago i was told because i hadnt been to africa i couldnt comment, (although i had been to D.R many times which has a lot of haitians who are 100% direct descendants of west africans). But now i have been to ethiopia so i guess its going to have to be another excuse. Stop posting bullshit african women, you are misrepresenting african beauty standards. There are people that havent been that are semi interested that will run away from africa because of the poor quality you are posting.

beauty is subjective but a dude with no standards should be called out.

Quote: (03-11-2019 05:16 PM)giama Wrote:  

Captain crunch still posting 3s and 4s LOL (Girl wearing the nike sneakers)

Important Note to guys that are curious about africa and have been put off by the awful chics posted by captain crunch.
Im in addis ababa, Ethiopia right now and i can report that there is sweet 7s and 8s that cant wait to meet you.

@captain crunch if you travel thousands of miles to mess with girls that look like that, then what do you deal with in your home city.

LOL you are a complete joke.

I deal wit blacks 6.5s and 7s in my home city, London. You are posting Black 4s.

Anyone who disagrees with me has zero credibility and does not get quality women.

A month ago i was told because i hadnt been to africa i couldnt comment, (although i had been to D.R many times which has a lot of haitians who are 100% direct descendants of west africans). But now i have been to ethiopia so i guess its going to have to be another excuse. Stop posting bullshit african women, you are misrepresenting african beauty standards. There are people that havent been that are semi interested that will run away from africa because of the poor quality you are posting.

beauty is subjective but a dude with no standards should be called out.

Giama, no one takes you seriously here. Why do you still post? Review the posts above re: you, and will give an idea of how you are received here. Not trying to dis you, however have you wondered why no one responds to your threads or posts? Everyone sees through your DR posts as pure BS. Go back to Never-Never Land and take your photo-shopped pics with you. The rest of us are kind of busy.

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so let me guess this photo is photoshopped from a picture in disneyland?

Thats me in addis with a girl who has more attractiveness in her left toe then the last 2 girls you posted.


P.S: im curious to know what D.R bullshit you think im posting?
What that haitians are not direct descendants of west africans? or that attractive women are not accessible in the D.R, or that i cant afford £400 to get on a flight? What bullshit are you talking, what claims have i made that can be considered bullshit, your odd mate. I know it hurts a lot to know that your just not really dealing with anything worth travelling for, and i dont expect you to come round But when you start misrepresenting beauty i have to get involved. Photos like that are why a lot of my friends dont even want to go africa.

Ok i think i found the post which i posted which you think is bullshit

"And the instagram argument isnt really valid, i smash instagram quality women in the Dominican Republic each time i go.
Ive smashed instagram girls in the UK, 230k and 600k its nothing major, every girl has a IG, there all the same shit.

Ill go Gambia and Ethiopia in 2019 and see if the 7s, 8s and 9s are available and accessible."

You are obviously ill informed about DR. Basically the really hot brown latin and african american girls you see in miami that only the celebs/rich can get at, well you can find the same look in the DR in a abundance. Anyone who has been will verify. This is truth, like it or not. So dont just assume when someone mentions the phrase IG quality someone is telling porky pies. Some places are easier then others to get IG quality.

and FYI there is IG quality in africa, you keep saying im posting IG stolen/photoshopped photos like IG quality girls dont live in africa. You know these women are actual women, there not goddesses they live and breath amongst us.

Africa has IG quality girls and it has some really bad quality girls and everything in between. its just a case of what you go for. Dont assume IG equals disneyland.
Mate im tall and i look good, and its the dominican republic, its like shooting fish in the barrel, its not an outlandish claim. And yes mate ive smashed london IG girls with 100,000s of followers. Its only fairy tales to you cos you dont have the capability too perhaps

The truest words in this whole thread came from the keyboard of Black Caesar

"Girls like what Giama posted and better exist in mad quantities all over the continent.

Just cause most guys go and slum it cause they have minimum levels of game and cant get in with the local scene doesnt mean those chicks arent there."

I’ve gotta be honest. I was expecting more, too. Assuming that is, in fact, Captain Crunch in his avatar, then he is a very handsome man. Why travel thousands of miles to a third world country to bang 4s, 5s, and 6s that you could find down the block in any city in America?

I will not personally insult CC, because I respect his insights, but it seems that he’s content with dating down, which is the exact thing I would actively avoid doing by leaving the states.

Crunch, don't answer this troll with the bag on his head or the Beta Orbiter follower. And the girl in the white tang and Adidas sweats is at best a 3 or 4. Their getting no love anywhere else with their fantasy routine so they come here to be ignored. The closest this Ginger got to Ethiopia was watching the history channel. Crunch, you provided some great insight which is helpful. Will keep you posted on how it goes. Will make a call to the Hotel about bringing girls to the room. I had not thought of that, good looking out. This is my first tour of duty in Uganda so am canvasing the battlefield as much as anything. That is why I am going the cheapo route this time. If I have as good a time in Uganda as you seem to think I will have, then the next visit might include a few more amenities. I have also PM'd you my phone number. If you can call me would be appreciated. I am a better talker than typist. Want to ask a few more questions. Thanks for everything. Crunch, a lot of people here are going to owe you big time that travel to Uganda.

Visigoth, politely calling out the elephant in the room does not make me a “beta follower.”

We’re not getting love anywhere?

LOL, I think it’s very telling you have to resort to ad hominem attacks and assumptions. Perhaps you’re projecting with that incel accusation?

I just got laid with a pretty good looking black girl with an onion booty here in Chicago last Wednesday, so my criticism does not come from a place of lack or jealousy.

I was always just under the impression that the purpose of third world game was to get BETTER looking women, not equal or worse. I think that’s a fair form of constructive criticism. As I said before, I really appreciate Crunch’s insights. I’m just quite baffled that a white guy who appears to be an 8 or 9 is punching way below his level in a continent where guys go to get the cream of the crop, as they have an enormous SMV advantage.

@visigoth

i know your blindly sticking up for CC. But the girl i posted is not a 3 or 4.

As much as i criticise CC when he posts a decent looking girl i mention it he has posted atleast one 6 and a arguable 7. the rest have been 3s,4s and 5s, i think objectively and with each girl on physical merit.
Its a female trait to deny the truth even if you don't like the person. It shows you do not have real man bones in your body. Your simping for CC. Thinking objectively and without personal influence is one of mans greatest strengths its why men are able to conduct and build businesses. Allowing your personal feeling to cloud your judgement, screams Beta Male.

Any girl i posted you would have said 3 or 4 which makes you a female as far as im concerned.

If the girl i posted is a 3 or 4, then 90% of the girls CC posted are -1/10

Any objective human male can see shes not a 3 or 4 , even allowing for different taste. Your answer shows you couldnt recognise an attractive african women if it was right in front of your face.

this thread needs a 1-10 graphic scale for african women like the one that is shared on this forum of 1-10 white women. I guess you guys scrapping the bottom of the barrel occupying a lot of the 3,4s and 5s. So when brothers that come to africa that want to deal with 7 and 8s they have less competition to deal with. So i guess were both doing a favour for each other. LOL

I agree that the girls that the Crunch Captain has posted are ugly as fuck. I was actually surprised when I saw some of the faces. But here is the real deal: Giama, your girl is 5 at best. And looks like she has no booties/tities. At least CC is having ugliness with benefits. You are having less ugliness with no benefits. So... But for me, I'd fuck none of these and I thought I had very low standards and I'd fuck lower if easy.

@Captain Crunch: I'd avoid displaying the faces in the future, if not because of ugliness then because of privacy. These are personal photos and they'll stay in the internet forever. I'd encourage you to ignore my/giama comments and carry on your journey if you are happy.

I read somewhere in the thread that some pros were asking for $400 and the guy saying they are delusional. Well, it'll depend on how good of a looker they are. I think beautiful (think 8+ faces) black ladies are a very rare find. You can find lots of boned ugly black, some beautiful face black with no benefits but the full package (face+body) is pretty rare.

I know because it is even hard to find such girls in instagram, porn, movies, celebrities, etc... so it seems like a hard genetic deal for it to happen. So I'd be not surprised if such girls were very high in demand and thus have higher prices and consequently will be much harder to game/maintain.

It ain't hard. Like I had said before there are so many fine fine girls on the Continent.

Most white guys that come here are really slumming it though...

I think it is cause they just pull from online and ultimately get caught up in the personality and how a girl here will take care of you well.

I know like one white dude that is with a fine chick and I've seen one other out with some fine girls but the rest man.

If you go to local spots and meet locals who take you out you meet better looking girls off top.

Also sometimes African girls don't photograph well cause they don't spend hours on selfie prep for their IG. I've got a girl here who is mad fine but I laugh whenever she sends me photos cause they don't do her justice at all.

Do you guys maybe want to take this circle-jerk away to a new thread? Perhaps call it "Rate African girls 1-10 & Dick-swinging Contest"

I admit the trolling was entertaining at first but now it is truly detracting from the primary purpose of sharing intelligence and exchanging ideas.

@CC I actually agree with the above suggestion of blurring out girls' faces for privacy purposes.

I think it is fair to point out when ideas are trash.

When guys come to the Continent and slum it with aggressively mediocre chicks I'll point that out.

When guys come here and say "oh shit it is hard to meet people and get internet" I'll point out that I get faster data here than in the states.

When guys come here and Play the Mark and get taken by a shark here to shell out "taxi money" I'll point out how you just got played.

Foreigners (white guys especially) come to Africa and don't know how to navigate it well so a lot of them fall in to the same ruts.

But low key it is more lit than their previous life as a bottom feeder in the West so they hype it up. Then more of these types of guys see it and join in. Then they all give mildly terrible advice that proves they don't Get It.

But I get it. It is hard to rise beyond this average life. Or it wouldn't be average.

So feel free to continue to think this is what the Continent has to offer.

Everyone is entilted to their trash opinion and bad taste though so you do you.

Papa Rico agreed. I was thinking more along the lines of “No Constructive Advice But We B Shit Talkin’ “ Not sucking to CC but the only reason I am here is to get Intel on Africa. I checked every African thread and all I found was a bunch of dick measuring contests from a bunch of acronym dropping pretenders who didn’t know squat. This is far and away the best Africa thread on this board. Granted it is mainly Uganda but gives real data the other threads don’t.

Giama wasn’t dissing your girl as a 3-4. Don’t think lookslikeit was dissing you either. She just doesn’t spin our prop. But hey, if she spins yours, all that counts. Same with lookslike it, he may post a photo of a girl and we will sit and laugh our asses off because she is uglier than shit! But if the fat toothless girl gets lookslikeits rocks off that all that matters.

And Black Caesar, all you seem to do is call people out. You talk the talk but that’s it. You drop a few one liners and bolt. Like the guy that throws a rock in a riot. Ain’t hating on you, just keeping it real. You like to call people out but don’t add a thing of value to your comments. You need to build some cred first. Jumping forum to forum and dropping a bunch of urban acronyms is not how it’s done.

All I am saying is don’t drop into someone’s thread and act like an asshole. It doesn’t make you look worldly, it makes you look like someone sitting in mommy’s basement, eating Cheetos all day dreaming about Africa. I can read a book about Kung Fu and converse with anyone, but still can’t fight worth shit if all I did was read the book. Capeesh? Try being humble and not arrogant, it gives off a tender butt thing when all you do is shit talk.

Not sure how the whole pic thing works. From what I can tell, most of CC’s pics are of random women. There are a couple on the balcony that were clearly flags but the rest seem random. As far as 3s, 7s, 10s, anyone who has been out there knows we end up with a mixture of all of them from time to time. Some days our game, luck call it what you want is working better. When I am in Kampala, will go home with a 6 or 7 than go home empty handed will tell you that. I think the girl in the red top is hot, but 42 is over the hill for me, can’t do it. Can’t believe this has went this long, but try being less critical. I promise you will be taken more seriously. And Crunch, keep doing what you are doing, some of us are not to proud to ask for advice or tips and tricks. Siiba bulungi

I agree this isn’t a dick contest, I give a lot of credit to CC for the info he dropped in this thread and how he always enthusiastically answered to all the questions in a comprehensive manner. Regarding the pics, at least we know what he is talking about, whether these chicks are a 4 or an 8 isn’t the most important, we all go for what we can get and what gets our dick hard, some of the chicks are bangable, not stunners I agree but saying that In Africa you’d swim in an ocean of slim thick brown sirens with bubble butts would be a blatant lie as well.

This guy keeps it real, you guys are slaying top notch pussy in Africa? Well show us how it’s done and drop a datasheet.

I can certify the ass is official. If shes a 3,4,5 then i have nothing to say. we just have very different types.

shes more pretty type then sexy type. But being honest bouncers would turn away those girls from clubs, they look that rough.

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She’s cute, what about the ethiopian chicks with amazing waist to hips ratio and gigantic booty that we sometimes see in London, did you see some of them so far? 5 days is a very short time to figure out things. I am guessing you were worried beforehand and didn’t want to take risks by staying a long time in case the trip was unpleasant?