[Black Caesar]

There is this really good one called "Going Outside"

Highly recommended.

[Poseidon]

(05-18-2019 12:34 PM)achillesamz Wrote:  

I started pipelining 1 month ahead now through couchsurfing. Getting promp replies about my queries related to Uganda wild life and night life. Many days it’s good night life. Which is best app for getting high quality of girls in Kampala? Suggest other than tinder please

You're "pipelining" in Uganda through Couchsurfing?
Does not compute.

But more power to you.

[Visigoth]

(05-18-2019 12:34 PM)achillesamz Wrote:  

I started pipelining 1 month ahead now through couchsurfing. Getting promp replies about my queries related to Uganda wild life and night life. Many days it’s good night life. Which is best app for getting high quality of girls in Kampala? Suggest other than tinder please

Hey achillesamz. What website is best to hookup in Kampala? It's a no-brainer "AFROINTRODUCTIONS.COM". Don't even mess with Tinder. AfroIntroductions.com is a dating/marriage site with 2.5 million members, and the women will have your Johnson standing and saluting! About a month before you go, pay the $20 one month fee or whatever it is so you can communicate with them. You can sort the girls by country, height, weight, body-type, interest, bra-size and a lot more. I am 6' 7" so when I did my search, looked for hotties 5' 10" and more tall. My suggestion is to set yourself up with a harem of about 20 hotties before you head over that matches your shape and size. Ugandan girls tend to all be warm and welcoming. You will truly enjoy being in their company. They actually love to listen to your stories and smile non-stop. It is honestly quite special. When I first went over, I just wanted to bang, bang and bang some more. But found they are really fun and nice to spend time with. Don't worry about getting laid, LOL. You are going to get your world rocked! Just so you know, I used to never be into black chicks. Now African girls are all I think of. Below is the link to AfroIntroductions.com.

https://www.afrointroductions.com/

[Visigoth]

(05-15-2019 07:01 PM)Klan Killer Wrote:  

Wait Visigoth did you say that girl #1 was 210 pounds? Can you explain this further?

Otherwise Uganda looks dope, I'll be in Africa at some point in the next few years.

No, didn’t say that. Not sure what Girl#1 was – however, said Girl#3 weighed about 210 pounds and was bouncing EEE+ This was the girl I met in Club Amnesia in Kabalagala. She was about 5’ 9” and thick in a good way. Big ass body with huge curves. Perfect symmetry just everything was bigger. I know this gonna sound rife, but she was Hella hard! No Body By Jello!! I’m 6’ 7” tall and when I grabbed one of her melons I looked like I had baby hands they were so huge. Her thighs were huge but had muscle tone. Best I can tell ya it was a coming to mama moment. When I was riding this ride, those big ass hips and thighs made sure I wasn’t going anywhere and stayed strapped in! If Sex can be Bad Ass then this was BAD ASS! Hope that answers your question.

Speaking of Girl#1 though, she sent me a pic since I been back. She 6’ 0’ tall. Check out her big ass hips and thighs. All other women are baby girls next to my big mama #1. Smudged out her face outta respect. In my world, this is a real woman!
*NOTE, Just wanna add, my Girl#1 was one of my AfroIntroductions.com hook ups.

[Visigoth]

(05-11-2019 08:35 PM)pcdilwj Wrote:  

what is a fair price to pay if I take a taxi or uber from the airport to tick hotel I don't want to get rip off on my first night and if get to my hotel at like 1 am since im a newbie should I stay in and rest or what would be a good bar to hit at 1 30 am am on my first night that is close to tick hotel . the exchange rate at the airport do they give a fair rate or rip you off like they do in the states . I was thinking of just exchanging 60 dollars at the airport since I don't know what the heck their money is and I know you get a lot of shillings for dollars . ive been to Kenya before but never uganda

First let me say TICK HOTEL is A killer choice. You chose wisely grasshopper! Basic room about $30 to $35 I think. It’s a nice hotel. For the cost of Uber from EBB to Kampala, check your Uber price estimator on your Uber App and will give you the ballpark price. From personal experience can tell you the rate is about $25 (90,000 UGX) one way from EBB to Kampala. A cheaper option would be to partner up with another traveler, as everyone in Entebbe is going to Kampala. If you share a Taxi your cost will be about $13 (49,000 UGX). Don’t mess with boda boda’s Too many people getting killed on these death traps. On all the other Uber trips just check you Uber app it will tell you the rate.

Cause you are a newbie which is the best, you just don’t know it yet. Depends when and what time you settle in and sleep. Ay advice? Get completely rested before going anywhere. The best bar for a newbie at 1:30am is Bubbles, Big Mike’s and Oyster Bar. All stay open all night and all Expat friendly. Too friendly if you ask me but that is where you want to get your cherry popped! You will have a great time at all three. Oyster Bar is the sleeper of the 3 but holds its own to Bubbles and Mikes 100%

They give a fair rate on currency exchange. Lots of tourism in Uganda with safari’s, the gorilla’s, mining, big coffee industry, solar farms etc. They aren’t going to rip you off on exchange. It’s a good job for them and they know it. They want tourists having a good time and coming back. The exchange rate is Ugandan Schillings to USD. Today it is $1 = 3,763 UGX. They take USD by the way ONLY if the bill is 2009 or newer. They say has to be 2006 or newer but most places want 2009 or newer. Like I said earlier you are in for the time of your life you just don’t know it yet. You are going to like Uganda way more than Kenya. I ain’t hating on Kenya but it ain’t Uganda for a sex crazed man!

[Captain_Crunch]

I do not believe anyone is not supporting Kenya. Kenya is renown for having some of the highest quality Safari expeditions in the world. It simply depends on your goal. Uganda has everything Kenya does, save Mombasa at a considerably lower cost. Kenya is advanced and has much nicer facilities than any other country on the continent save South Africa. When I am in Kenya, I feel I am in a land that has been cleaned up for tourism and at times feel I am more in an extension of Disney World's Africa Land than I am in wild Africa. Uganda, makes me feel alive, free and in a land that remains untamed. The reason I give the edge to Uganda, is the people. The people are far warmer, friendlier and welcoming. The women just as beautiful, however minus the austerity found in Kenyan women. If you are searching for abbreviated romance and women who will make you feel like Tarzan, then there is no comparison - Uganda by far.

[Visigoth]

(04-26-2019 01:15 AM)Poseidon Wrote:  

@Visigoth
Great write up, and good to see you had a good time in Kampala on your first trip to Africa.

That being said, DAMN DUDE. Raw dogging a random African girl is a planet-sized no no. Next time, get some good head and take the edge off, then go out and get rubbers. That whole "I am clean" thing is what every HIV-ridden person tells their sex partner before infecting them.
Sure, the odds are heavily in your favor, but is it really worth the Russian roulette?

You wondered if every girl there attended the local universities. The answer is - not necessarily.
African girls often use "I attend XYZ University" as their go-to status, when they don't have a job or attend college.
They don't want to be seen as "worthless," for not doing anything particular with their lives, so "uni student" becomes their default status.
It's roughly equivalent to American strippers saying "I only work here to cover my tuition."

Overall, I think you had great success out there navigating and taking down targets.

Hey Poseidon. Sorry not getting at you sooner. CC gave good answer. Just want to add some. The one thing I would say, Kenya girls follow the money more than Uganda girls. They all like bank, me too. But Kenya girls, the good ones won't mess with ya unless you are breaking out the Benjamin's. That would be the main thing for me. I was kinda strapped for cash when I went to Kenya, so was doing everything on the cheap. Kenya cost more alright a lot more from what I saw.


Kenya girls look hot because they have more to. Dress better more makeup, you saw. But Kampala girls look good to. And dress hot also. If you are white, Kenya girls will want restaurants and entertainment all the time. Yeah, they will do you, but your wallet will be sore. In Uganda, some of that but just some. also, CC mentioned Mombasa. Every girl in Kenya will want you to take her there so get ready. Mombasa cost bank once you are there. Ask yourself why you are there? To hang out by the water? I can do that in the Bahamas better and save $$$$. Everything more in Kenya than Uganda. Safari's about 100% more, hotels, drinks clubs, transportation all of it.


I guess what I like are the girls in Uganda more. They are just as rockin' as Kenya but fun and happy to be with. They are also better in bed. Yeah, Uganda girls are better than Kenya. My reason? They try harder, Kenya girls dont care as much. Also, if you are with a Kenya girl and she is rockin' then finds out you on a budget? She'll go to the bathroom and dump you, happened to me. If I had bank? might go to both because Kenya does have lots to do if you are rollin' If not? Uganda.


Oh yeah also the hotel manager told me the big thing for the really hot Kampala girls is being an Instagram model. Dont understand that stuff but he said a lot of them make bank showing off their bodies on Instagram and get paid somehow. He said the bad is they are not available for anyone to squeeze because they have their own money. It sounds like this is a big deal now in Uganda. He said that a lot of the girls that used to prowl, they don't see now cause they are doing their Instagram stuff. H even said that there are nice apartments where a lot of them life now because they are getting a lot of hits on Instagram. Will never know how girls making money on Instagram but are somehow.

[Poseidon]

@Visigoth
I think that response might have been meant for someone else.

I'll chime in on the "Instagram model" part though. The reality is most instagram models of the "slutty thirst trap" variety are glorified prostitutes.
Why ply your trade on the streets and clubs, if you can display the "goods" on the internet, for high end "clients" to browse and order at inflated prices?
Politician aides no longer have to go through a pimp to get hot girls for their bosses on "business trips." Just browse instagram and hook it up.

The ones who make legitimate money on instagram do product placements, shout outs and promos. Sometimes club appearances and event hosting, if they have enough of a fan base.

[rottenapple]

(05-21-2019 03:11 AM)Poseidon Wrote:  

@Visigoth
I think that response might have been meant for someone else.

I'll chime in on the "Instagram model" part though. The reality is most instagram models of the "slutty thirst trap" variety are glorified prostitutes.
Why ply your trade on the streets and clubs, if you can display the "goods" on the internet, for high end "clients" to browse and order at inflated prices?
Politician aides no longer have to go through a pimp to get hot girls for their bosses on "business trips." Just browse instagram and hook it up.

The ones who make legitimate money on instagram do product placements, shout outs and promos. Sometimes club appearances and event hosting, if they have enough of a fan base.

I concur what Poseidon said above. There are tons and tons of hot East African girls who are going for trips to Dubai and surrounding shit countries every other month. They will say they go buy clothes or whatnot, but in reality, they are just prostitutes (or "sugarbabes"). This really is a cancer in society, where prostitution has become completely normalized. In West Africa, it is the same, but much more on a local level with corrupt politicians and elites ordering these girls where in East Africa the market is a bit bigger.

Part of this problem exists because the notion of 'love' is very weak in Africa. It is surprising sometimes with African ladies to see how little they care about it. Sex is a trade between men and women, they offer their body, men offer financial support. Several countries are also (semi) polygamic, so the step to the above-described phenomena is a lot easier then. They are already asking for money from guys and they are already fucking several guys at once, why not do it on a higher level and get paid more by Arabs? On top of that, where in the West someone would still frown on this behavior if it is too obvious, in Africa these girls are seen as entrepreneurs, taking care of their family and living the dream of being able to travel abroad. No slut-shaming here, outside some countries (Ethiopia comes to mind). Needless to say, they still all end up as narcissistic attention whores with a thousand cock stare but hey, better than living in African ghetto perhaps.

Final note: I do manage to fuck many of these girls for free (in Kenya as well without problem) and they are gorgeous no doubt, so definitely not all is lost in Africa. The offer is still much higher than the demand for young Western guys with game and financial means. My understanding of these dynamics do not come from me participating in them, but rather from having these girls on Facebook/Instagram and seeing their lifestyle after I banged them.

[Captain_Crunch]

Also concur on the Instagram angle. There is some truth to the Hotel Concierge’s words. Not all ringers. Not long ago, I was looking at a super-built women from Ghana. Like Vizagoth stated, she made ordinary women appear as baby-girls. What I noticed when surfing through her photos, there were several ads for Donna Karan, Lana Marks (purses) and Shinola (watches). There were other retailers as well but hardly recognized brands. The next thing I noticed she has over 2.5-Million followers!! In many of her photos, she is saying “check out my Donna Karan jacket” “Shinola watch”, etc. Other ads displaying high-heels by name. What that means is that these designers are giving goods to her free. The best part? She is getting a minimum of $5,000 - $10,000 per post from advertisers with a following of 2.5M. That also does not count all the extra money she receives from mail-bombing designers offering to display their brands online for a nominal price. So my answer is this definitely going on with women who have 25,000 followers and more. The ones with over 1-Million are in demand. So Vizagoth, your Hotel Concierge has it right. Of course, the high-end ringer signaling is also prevalent using this App as Rottenapple and Poseidon have pointed out.

[medellin]

Reviving this thread. Any of you cats in Kampala currently? I'll be there late August, wouldn't mind a wingman friend to hang out.

[naughtygaijin]

Reviving this thread. Any of you cats in Kampala currently? I'll be there late August, wouldn't mind a wingman friend to hang out.

How did it go? Any tips to share and good bars you found? I'm going in January but only staying a weekend. I have a feeling I can find plenty of company from apps from what I've seen but good to know something about the scene in any case.

[IcomeinPeace]

Will be there on friday, anyone got any tips on new clubs and bars?

[nampa]

Watch out for the monkey pox. lol

Actually, with the Judeo U.S. Army foreigner visa program, I have dated some West African chicks. Upper classes are valuable. There are no processed or industrial farming there--we are talking 1980s levels of chick fitness. These women don't have much feminity, but they are not feminists. More so, they are hardworking and will push any negative complaining in their subconcious, much like a Japanese woman.

It's insanely difficult for an American to get out there. But if you guys discover a great nightlife experience, like in Asia--go out, chat up chicks, make a connection, dance, see where the night goes--lay, I am up for it.