If you can't be bothered to learn how to cook an omelette, despair not, fritattas are the way to go.
They are basically an egg pie, with whatever fillings you want, that you start in the pan, but finish in the oven.
I tell people, though it isn't strictly true, that it is a quiche without a crust.
Can be eaten for any meal, served hot or cold, and filled with whatever the hell you want.
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You can even pretend it is ethnic. Bell peppers, chorizo and hot sauce, and you have a Mexican omelette.
No skill involved for non cooks, but you get credit for being able to make something classy like quiche. You could put leftover Chinese take out in it, and a little blob of hoisen sauce on the side and you just cooked Asian.
As long as you have a non stick pan that can handle being put in the oven you are good to go.
Don't know what else you want. Easy, fast, can use left overs, can serve for any meal, hot or cold (with a strong frame, you could call it anti pasto). Get credit for being a better cook than you are.