If you're well-endowed, chances are there are very few girls out there that can deepthroat anyway

Licking my dick and going just below the head is useless and does nothing for me.

If this thing will be able to re-create a pornstar suckfest while fondling my balls at the same time, then I'm all in.

But can it make me a sandwich?

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

Imagine a sexy french android that cooks, cleans, bangs, and is agreeable 100% of the time. Women should be terrified since that renders them useless.

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

Imagine a sexy french android that cooks, cleans, bangs, and is agreeable 100% of the time. Women should be terrified since that renders them useless.

Then we can but assume huge resistance from feminists against robots.
How could they even make them illegal though?

TK is absolutely right, without overlooking social media attention - this doesn't change much on the females side, this is more of a change to our male side.

Speaking to Lorem, this is an interesting thought, I can see SJW's giving robot "rights" and the sex needs to be "consensual", sensitivity training before buying sex robots, etc.

Why the fuck is it wearing a rain jacket?

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:41 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 10:44 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

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I highly doubt that.

Women have their own blowjob robot. It's called Instagram, Facebook, the university, entitlements, Corporate America, a C Class Benz/3 Series BMW, a cat, a dog, more cats, more dogs, Ladies Night at the club, yoga pants, A Pussy Pass, fake rape claim cards, and above all else Feminism.

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:47 AM)loremipsum Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

Imagine a sexy french android that cooks, cleans, bangs, and is agreeable 100% of the time. Women should be terrified since that renders them useless.

Then we can but assume huge resistance from feminists against robots.
How could they even make them illegal though?

They don't care about healthy relationships between men and women. They would want their own male robot that would change their cat's litter box, open their jars, reach up high for shit, and take out the trash, long before they would want one that could dick them down. If anything they would use a male robot to go make them money so they could spend it all in one week.

The reason why they are not getting regular dick, when pussy generally sells itself, is because they are insufferable cunts. No one is going to make a robot man that behaves like a man with solid game to try and put her in her place. She isn't going to fuck a robot that kisses her ass either. If she wanted to give out sympathy pussy there are plenty men out there on her friends list that are willing, but she does not want to lie underneath a man that she feels is beneath her, because women don't need dick.

They drink coffee from mugs that say that male tears are delicious. Does that sound like a mentally healthy woman to you? Does that sound like a person that cares about a potential cancer to society?

They protest over pay gap myth, patriarchy, Trump hurting their feelings, etc. Those many women that marched in DC and several other cities, were not marching for clean drinking water for their children. They were not marching for more research on autism. They don't march demanding stability for the country.

They marched only for themselves.

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:53 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

TK is absolutely right, without overlooking social media attention - this doesn't change much on the females side, this is more of a change to our male side.

Speaking to Lorem, this is an interesting thought, I can see SJW's giving robot "rights" and the sex needs to be "consensual", sensitivity training before buying sex robots, etc.

Exactly. When you don't need or want a woman, what does she do? She gets fucking nosy and tries to squeeze her way into whatever it is you are doing to garner attention or to piss you off.

If they regulate them with legislation or try to shitlord your own escape, it's all out of spite. It's certainly not because they want you to self improve so that you can get married, have kids, and get a mortgage with another nice young lady.

Women are each other's worst enemy.

Will I have to send a safety text after I finish and throw her into my closet?

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:55 AM)Matt3B Wrote:  

Why the fuck is it wearing a rain jacket?

It's only a head, can't make it wear clothes...for now.

Quote: (04-25-2017 12:19 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:53 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

TK is absolutely right, without overlooking social media attention - this doesn't change much on the females side, this is more of a change to our male side.

Speaking to Lorem, this is an interesting thought, I can see SJW's giving robot "rights" and the sex needs to be "consensual", sensitivity training before buying sex robots, etc.

Exactly. When you don't need or want a woman, what does she do? She gets fucking nosy and tries to squeeze her way into whatever it is you are doing to garner attention or to piss you off.

If they regulate them with legislation or try to shitlord your own escape, it's all out of spite. It's certainly not because they want you to self improve so that you can get married, have kids, and get a mortgage with another nice young lady.

Women are each other's worst enemy.

How realistic would a ban on sex robots be though?
In the current climate it wouldn't be impossible but it's still a huge market for men.

PS. Oh shit https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/about/ it's already here

"We believe the development of sex robots further sexually objectifies women and children."

"We propose that the development of sex robots will further reduce human empathy that can only be developed by an experience of mutual relationship.
(feminists, empathy. pick one)

https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/201...e-culture/

Aaand of course rape culture.

Of course, none of this has nothing to do with women losing their power if men retreat to robots. What a silly thought!

I wonder how this will disrupt human prostitution and websites like "Beta Cuck Daddy Brandon Wade's" Seeking Arrangement/POF/OKC/etc.

OLD NEWS

Quote: (04-25-2017 01:42 PM)loremipsum Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 12:19 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:53 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

TK is absolutely right, without overlooking social media attention - this doesn't change much on the females side, this is more of a change to our male side.

Speaking to Lorem, this is an interesting thought, I can see SJW's giving robot "rights" and the sex needs to be "consensual", sensitivity training before buying sex robots, etc.

Exactly. When you don't need or want a woman, what does she do? She gets fucking nosy and tries to squeeze her way into whatever it is you are doing to garner attention or to piss you off.

If they regulate them with legislation or try to shitlord your own escape, it's all out of spite. It's certainly not because they want you to self improve so that you can get married, have kids, and get a mortgage with another nice young lady.

Women are each other's worst enemy.

How realistic would a ban on sex robots be though?
In the current climate it wouldn't be impossible but it's still a huge market for men.

PS. Oh shit https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/about/ it's already here

"We believe the development of sex robots further sexually objectifies women and children."

"We propose that the development of sex robots will further reduce human empathy that can only be developed by an experience of mutual relationship.
(feminists, empathy. pick one)

https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/201...e-culture/

Aaand of course rape culture.

Of course, none of this has nothing to do with women losing their power if men retreat to robots. What a silly thought!

One feminist fat anthropologist masquerading as if she actually gives a shit about men or the autistic men she claims to study, is not going to convince many to ban these things.

Japan has not banned this shit yet, and they are already impacted by this and similar stuff. They have banned Islam but have not banned being a Brony, an severe Otaku, an Herbivore, Newhalf bullshit, or a onahole collector. When the Japanese guys can afford to keep one that will fit in their tiny apartments, they will be done for.

Western Democracies have too much built in freedom more or less, to be able to outright ban anything really. Will they restrict it to males 21 and older? Probably.

Remember, the Temperance Movement of anti-alcohol in America was basically ran by the same feminists. Too bad the reality for them is that the Globalist cabals and the people that really run society love money more than feelings. There was no way Uncle Sam was going to forgo any additional tax revenue until the Italian Mafia was richer than the US government! Sam can't have that!! Whiteknighting be damned!

Quote: (04-25-2017 01:41 PM)Latan Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:55 AM)Matt3B Wrote:  

Why the fuck is it wearing a rain jacket?

It's only a head, can't make it wear clothes...for now.

I thought the video showed that you could put clothes on the thing?

A raincoat is obviously for protection against a jizzstorm. Whoever made that video has a fucked up sense of humor.

Give me the robot assistant, I'll find a real woman for sex.

I think this will make women do even less. In a world of robot assistants, no woman will cook or clean again.

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

Imagine a sexy french android that cooks, cleans, bangs, and is agreeable 100% of the time. Women should be terrified since that renders them useless.

They already make those, only in EE

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

This is why I must respectfully disagree with TK and others. True they don't need dick, but if sexbots and blowjob-bots exist then the betas and incels won't be giving these hoes their validation from the 50 social media bullshit apps anymore.

Women as a whole will be getting less and less attention as more men take themselves out of the equation.

Why would Billy Beta fawn over some cheap whore when he can just dial-up a nut?

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:09 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

This is why I must respectfully disagree with TK and others. True they don't need dick, but if sexbots and blowjob-bots exist then the betas and incels won't be giving these hoes their validation from the 50 social media bullshit apps anymore.

Women as a whole will be getting less and less attention as more men take themselves out of the equation.

Why would Billy Beta fawn over some cheap whore when he can just dial-up a nut?

Why would they stop following hoes on Instagram, just because they have a robot head giver? All those Herbavore dudes in Japan still worship and follow idols, buy grauvre photobooks, and buy AV porn even though they own a replica pussy of the models in the books and videos. They fuck those things while watching the pornstars or hentai. These dudes are so sick, the pussies they sell are self lubricating, and have fake blood for virgin modes. The models look 13-16 and come with her non nude pics. I'm not bullshitting you.

They will be buying Kim Kardashian blowjob dolls complete with a large squeezable ass. Kim K will hate this shit, but she cannot stop this from happening. People will be making these by hand in basements. They will give it a generic Persian girl name and it will be her fucking face, her ass, and one of her outfits.

Look at that Fleshlight shit. Right now, you can buy several different kinds that are actually molded to your favorite porn star's pussy or anus!

No dude is going to ever say, "Shit cuz! I got a Mya Khalifa blowjob doll/Fleshlight yesterday! I'll never watch another video of her again, and on top of that, I will unfollow her on Instagram!"

If anything, he will watch her vids while getting dome from it.

Losers will always gawk at this shit online. They will get dolls that match their favorite hoe. What about the creepy stalker that has a massive crush on little Miss Popular in highschool or college? He will get a doll made after her and still continue to stalk her ass on social media.

Since you can swap out hair and all kinds of shit, these dudes are going to go ham. It won't be all celebs. The furfags will be all over this. Hentai dudes will no doubt make a Sailor Moon and Disney characters (Rule 34 shit), News Anchors, their own school teachers, etc.

The point for them is why try to game these people in real life, when you can simulate getting head from them? The art still imitates life.

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:29 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:09 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

This is why I must respectfully disagree with TK and others. True they don't need dick, but if sexbots and blowjob-bots exist then the betas and incels won't be giving these hoes their validation from the 50 social media bullshit apps anymore.

Women as a whole will be getting less and less attention as more men take themselves out of the equation.

Why would Billy Beta fawn over some cheap whore when he can just dial-up a nut?

Why would they stop following hoes on Instagram, just because they have a robot head giver? All those Herbavore dudes in Japan still worship and follow idols, buy grauvre photobooks, and buy AV porn even though they own a replica pussy of the models in the books and videos. They fuck those things while watching the pornstars or hentai. These dudes are so sick, the pussies they sell are self lubricating, and have fake blood for virgin modes. The models look 13-16 and come with her non nude pics. I'm not bullshitting you.

They will be buying Kim Kardashian blowjob dolls complete with a large squeezable ass. Kim K will hate this shit, but she cannot stop this from happening. People will be making these by hand in basements. They will give it a generic Persian girl name and it will be her fucking face, her ass, and one of her outfits.

Look at that Fleshlight shit. Right now, you can buy several different kinds that are actually molded to your favorite porn star's pussy or anus!

No dude is going to ever say, "Shit cuz! I got a Mya Khalifa blowjob doll/Fleshlight yesterday! I'll never watch another video of her again, and on top of that, I will unfollow her on Instagram!"

If anything, he will watch her vids while getting dome from it.

Losers will always gawk at this shit online. They will get dolls that match their favorite hoe. What about the creepy stalker that has a massive crush on little Miss Popular in highschool or college? He will get a doll made after her and still continue to stalk her ass on social media.

Since you can swap out hair and all kinds of shit, these dudes are going to go ham. It won't be all celebs. The furfags will be all over this. Hentai dudes will no doubt make a Sailor Moon and Disney characters (Rule 34 shit), News Anchors, their own school teachers, etc.

The point for them is why try to game these people in real life, when you can simulate getting head from them? The art still imitates life.

You're right that more men will watch porn and give validation to these hoes when they have toys like this:



But there will be a day where we get realistic robots like the ones in Ex Machina. Once that happens, real women's SMV will plummet.











I'll take a robot version of these girls any day over American cunts.

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:29 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Why would they stop following hoes on Instagram, just because they have a robot head giver? All those Herbavore dudes in Japan still worship and follow idols, buy grauvre photobooks, and buy AV porn even though they own a replica pussy of the models in the books and videos. They fuck those things while watching the pornstars or hentai. These dudes are so sick, the pussies they sell are self lubricating, and have fake blood for virgin modes. The models look 13-16 and come with her non nude pics. I'm not bullshitting you.

They will be buying Kim Kardashian blowjob dolls complete with a large squeezable ass. Kim K will hate this shit, but she cannot stop this from happening. People will be making these by hand in basements. They will give it a generic Persian girl name and it will be her fucking face, her ass, and one of her outfits.

Look at that Fleshlight shit. Right now, you can buy several different kinds that are actually molded to your favorite porn star's pussy or anus!

No dude is going to ever say, "Shit cuz! I got a Mya Khalifa blowjob doll/Fleshlight yesterday! I'll never watch another video of her again, and on top of that, I will unfollow her on Instagram!"

If anything, he will watch her vids while getting dome from it.

Losers will always gawk at this shit online. They will get dolls that match their favorite hoe. What about the creepy stalker that has a massive crush on little Miss Popular in highschool or college? He will get a doll made after her and still continue to stalk her ass on social media.

Since you can swap out hair and all kinds of shit, these dudes are going to go ham. It won't be all celebs. The furfags will be all over this. Hentai dudes will no doubt make a Sailor Moon and Disney characters (Rule 34 shit), News Anchors, their own school teachers, etc.

The point for them is why try to game these people in real life, when you can simulate getting head from them? The art still imitates life.

I see your point, but I think as far as real life approaches and online dating, Tinder, etc. I see these incels checking out of that stuff (if they ever used it at all) which would have somewhat of an impact. Fatties will be forced to lose weight because they will get ZERO literally ZERO attention when you can fuck a skinny sexbot. The thirst should subside somewhat. Attractive women will still act like shit and slut it up, I agree.

I've thought that all of these sex dolls fail the uncanny valley test, in that the closer they try to get to lifelike women, the more the subtle differences are disconcerting.

However, I think if they just make the robot look like a cartoon doll, I could see where I'd be willing to fuck it, especially if it had lifelike movements and some kind of simplistic AI script, telling me to fuck her harder, etc. I mean, if a man can fuck a fleshlight, he can fuck a cartoon doll that has bodacious titties and curvy hips and ass, a super pretty face, and a sexy voice.

I'd rather fuck a real women, and the risks of VR porn or high tech sex toys are real. Men get desensitized from real pussy, and they get used to the sexual stimulation without any effort, until they're not motivated to go out and get the real thing. Still, I'd at least hit it to see what it's like. I imagine a majority of men would at some point. That in itself would make a huge market for these dolls.

Quote: (04-25-2017 04:07 PM)captain_shane Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:29 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:09 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:45 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I think it was Roosh that said sexbot development will be the thing that causes women to reconsider their antics.

This is why I must respectfully disagree with TK and others. True they don't need dick, but if sexbots and blowjob-bots exist then the betas and incels won't be giving these hoes their validation from the 50 social media bullshit apps anymore.

Women as a whole will be getting less and less attention as more men take themselves out of the equation.

Why would Billy Beta fawn over some cheap whore when he can just dial-up a nut?

Why would they stop following hoes on Instagram, just because they have a robot head giver? All those Herbavore dudes in Japan still worship and follow idols, buy grauvre photobooks, and buy AV porn even though they own a replica pussy of the models in the books and videos. They fuck those things while watching the pornstars or hentai. These dudes are so sick, the pussies they sell are self lubricating, and have fake blood for virgin modes. The models look 13-16 and come with her non nude pics. I'm not bullshitting you.

They will be buying Kim Kardashian blowjob dolls complete with a large squeezable ass. Kim K will hate this shit, but she cannot stop this from happening. People will be making these by hand in basements. They will give it a generic Persian girl name and it will be her fucking face, her ass, and one of her outfits.

Look at that Fleshlight shit. Right now, you can buy several different kinds that are actually molded to your favorite porn star's pussy or anus!

No dude is going to ever say, "Shit cuz! I got a Mya Khalifa blowjob doll/Fleshlight yesterday! I'll never watch another video of her again, and on top of that, I will unfollow her on Instagram!"

If anything, he will watch her vids while getting dome from it.

Losers will always gawk at this shit online. They will get dolls that match their favorite hoe. What about the creepy stalker that has a massive crush on little Miss Popular in highschool or college? He will get a doll made after her and still continue to stalk her ass on social media.

Since you can swap out hair and all kinds of shit, these dudes are going to go ham. It won't be all celebs. The furfags will be all over this. Hentai dudes will no doubt make a Sailor Moon and Disney characters (Rule 34 shit), News Anchors, their own school teachers, etc.

The point for them is why try to game these people in real life, when you can simulate getting head from them? The art still imitates life.

You're right that more men will watch porn and give validation to these hoes when they have toys like this:



But there will be a day where we get realistic robots like the ones in Ex Machina. Once that happens, real women's SMV will plummet.


I'll take a robot version of these girls any day over American cunts.

Yeah anything life like, fully android would be a complete mess. It would not be sexy like Ex Machina or that Surrogate movie, but instead be more like a grimy looking future punk world where people are addicted to desinger drugs, VR sex dolls, and are complete and utter slobs. The Futurama episode of Fry making out with his Marilyn Monroe bot is more realistic than other movies. These addictions will be the new crack cocaine.

I don't think we would see something that advanced in our lifetime like in the Ex Machina movie, but it is possible in a couple generations or so. The AI hump would have to be crossed as well and that is a paradox in itself.

Quote: (04-25-2017 04:09 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2017 03:29 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

Why would they stop following hoes on Instagram, just because they have a robot head giver? All those Herbavore dudes in Japan still worship and follow idols, buy grauvre photobooks, and buy AV porn even though they own a replica pussy of the models in the books and videos. They fuck those things while watching the pornstars or hentai. These dudes are so sick, the pussies they sell are self lubricating, and have fake blood for virgin modes. The models look 13-16 and come with her non nude pics. I'm not bullshitting you.

They will be buying Kim Kardashian blowjob dolls complete with a large squeezable ass. Kim K will hate this shit, but she cannot stop this from happening. People will be making these by hand in basements. They will give it a generic Persian girl name and it will be her fucking face, her ass, and one of her outfits.

Look at that Fleshlight shit. Right now, you can buy several different kinds that are actually molded to your favorite porn star's pussy or anus!

No dude is going to ever say, "Shit cuz! I got a Mya Khalifa blowjob doll/Fleshlight yesterday! I'll never watch another video of her again, and on top of that, I will unfollow her on Instagram!"

If anything, he will watch her vids while getting dome from it.

Losers will always gawk at this shit online. They will get dolls that match their favorite hoe. What about the creepy stalker that has a massive crush on little Miss Popular in highschool or college? He will get a doll made after her and still continue to stalk her ass on social media.

Since you can swap out hair and all kinds of shit, these dudes are going to go ham. It won't be all celebs. The furfags will be all over this. Hentai dudes will no doubt make a Sailor Moon and Disney characters (Rule 34 shit), News Anchors, their own school teachers, etc.

The point for them is why try to game these people in real life, when you can simulate getting head from them? The art still imitates life.

I see your point, but I think as far as real life approaches and online dating, Tinder, etc. I see these incels checking out of that stuff (if they ever used it at all) which would have somewhat of an impact. Fatties will be forced to lose weight because they will get ZERO literally ZERO attention when you can fuck a skinny sexbot. The thirst should subside somewhat. Attractive women will still act like shit and slut it up, I agree.

Oh they use social media even now. They follow all kinds of garbage. Where do you think those likes come from? Regular well adjusted alphas with plenty of spinning plates? Betas and incels are the core audience.

Fat women have all kinds of incentives to lose weight, yet they do not. Some of the chubby chasers will get a fat bot as well. The thirst will get higher because of overstimulation. They just might not display it in public as much.

The women this would hurt the most are the regular average, maybe religious, women from good families. It could crush their market.

Also think about the women that get a man, they get fat and lose their libido, decent husband starts having a secret affair () with a bot. What about the couples that have an open porn problem and the wife doesn't care about that. Would she draw the line at a robot? It's one thing to get caught whacking by a wife that walks in on you by surprise. It's another to get walked in on, and your tip is getting drilled by a robot that looks as young as your daughter. What if dude was eating the robot's pussy while it moans? You cannot tell me even 10% of these women catching this would just walk by like they don't give a shit trying to clean up the house.

We keep focusing on the potential relations something like this would block, but what about the pre-existing ones that will take nosedives over something like this? We cannot count what could have been, but we could easily count up divorce reasons on family court dockets. We could get data from marriage counselors.

Kirk Franklin is famous for talking about how he was addicted to porn and how he would even show his wife the videos he was looking at all excited and whatnot. Can you imagine him or guys similar to him, talking about how they got busted smashin on a sexbot? Would his wife stay with him if he was caught smashing a Cherokee D Ass pornstar sex doll?

This shit will be absolutely savage.

I don't know....skeptical about all this.

I don't see these things taking off. Massage machines have been around for years and they've never replaced actual human masseuses. Certain bodily tasks and functions people will never want to have machines intrude in on. "Robotic toilets" have never taken the market by storm, for example.

Even the biggest omega loser knows the difference between real and fake.

But I do think women are a big potential market for sexual-oriented machines. They already are, right now.

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Quote: (04-25-2017 04:41 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

I don't know....skeptical about all this.

I don't see these things taking off. Massage machines have been around for years and they've never replaced actual human masseuses. Certain bodily tasks and functions people will never want to have machines intrude in on. "Robotic toilets" have never taken the market by storm, for example.

Even the biggest omega loser knows the difference between real and fake.

But I do think women are a big potential market for sexual-oriented machines. They already are, right now.

Yeah, it's funny how robots that cook, clean, converse, have sex, cut your hair etc. are "objectifying" women and need to be banned as soon as possible but dildos and vibrators are absolutely fine. Maybe we should start a campaign about how washing machines objectify women

Also, one of the biggest appeals of blowjob is that you convinced another human to take your dick in her mouth. Or his. I'm not judging. The same goes for every other sexual act. No matter how civilized we get, we are still animals. VR porn and sex bots are like throwing dead meat to captive predators living at a zoo. Sure, they'll eat it if that's the best they can get, but they would much rather be out in the wild stalking their food, attacking it and then killing it. You can model your sex bot to look like your best friend's hot mom and then fuck it but it's not the same as seducing the real thing and banging her in the same bed where she sleeps with her husband. But, as we keep regressing towards our base behavior here in the West, more and more men are becoming those zoo animals that have to make do with the dead meat they get thrown at them. The bar for getting laid will just keep getting higher, just like the bar for getting employment. My view about this: if I had to choose between a sex doll/VR porn and a real living, breathing 6, the real woman would win. But if I had to choose between Mrs. Fist, a hooker and a sex doll/VR porn, I think the latter would win.