Quote: (04-29-2016 06:49 PM)Uzisuicide Wrote:  

Amazing how this forum has deteriorated since I joined in 2013.

So what have you done in the past 5 years to help in 150 posts ?

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

If you bang ugly girls, maybe you'll only get half erect. That should help

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:51 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

If you bang ugly girls, maybe you'll only get half erect. That should help

I'm definitely already doing that.

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:56 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:51 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

If you bang ugly girls, maybe you'll only get half erect. That should help

I'm definitely already doing that.

But not Lindy West. I hear that makes the problem even worse!

[quoteDas sind nicht 20 Zentimeter,
nie im Leben, kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer.

Das kannst du echt vergessen,
da hast du dich vermessen
ich sag' es kurz und bündig:
bei Kurzen, da verschwind' ich! [/quote]

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These are not 20 centimeters,
never in my life, little Peter
20 centimeters are much larger in reality.

That you can really forget
because you have measured yourself

In Germany there is a horrible song that gets played on repeat at shitty trash drinking festivals.

A drink German girl is the only reason I know that in bigger bigger than 20 zentimeters.

No offense Roosh, but I find it hilarious that your '5 days to get in on the Kings Wiki' thread is listed as related at the bottom of this thread.

On topic, never understood the dick size thing. I've never had any complaints & have been told it's quite aesthetically pleasing by my partners. And as far as I'm concerned, it works just fine.

So you 'socks' can just remember that when you go on your 'circumcision is male genial mutilation' rants. I'm looking at you, Rogan.

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

Aren't you Chinese? You ain't hurting shit with your dick.

Quote: (04-29-2016 08:24 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

Aren't you Chinese? You ain't hurting shit with your dick.

I think he's a Canuck.

Quote: (04-29-2016 08:24 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

Aren't you Chinese? You ain't hurting shit with your dick.

I thought it was public forum knowledge that I'm a classic blue eyed white guy.

Mercenary met me and he says I look like this.

I'm over 6', have blue eyes, and I lay good pipe as a master cocksmith.

But guys, the dick itself isn't the focus here. How the whole thing was instigated by 1 troll is the big deal.

Suits, a recent candid shot.

The thread that will eventually implode the forum has finally been created, I feared this day would come.

By the way, massive cock reporting in.

< See this topic listed on the thread. Don't open it.

< Later, see it's somehow made 2 pages. Don't open it.

< Later still, see it's now at 3 pages. Don't open... ah, too late.

Suits, assuming you're not taking the piss, a girl will quickly get sore if you're bashing her Cervix.

Two things you need to do:

1) More foreplay - spend at least 15 minutes before penetration to allow her vagina to fully-expand.

2) Up your Position Game, where you or her are supporting her weight so as to give better control over depth of penetration to avoid reaching painful depths. Off-hand: Standing up and supporting her arse as she wraps her legs around your back is a good one. Or get her to ride cowgirl and draw your knees up to support her so she can't go too deep. Or reverse cowgirl and get her to lean forward on her hands so she can take as much as she wants. Or lie on your side as she lies on her back at a right angle and hooks her legs over your hips.

I know, it sounds like you're giving up control in some of these positions - it's a necessary evil for longer lasting sex - so you have to be instructing, scolding, praising and teasing her the entire time so she knows you're still in charge.

< I'm off. I just noticed the Johnbozzz thread is up to page 5.

This thread has officially turned gay, may as well put up some Cazwell then

2 inches on a good day.

I'm at 7 inches. Used to be 5.5, but I've been doing PE (in the form of jelqing) on and off since highschool. Thanks, Internet. I'd go into more detail but this thread is gay enough already.

Out of curiosity, I read the jelqing thread after polling on this one. I would have expected that kind of denialist response anywhere else but a self improvement forum for men, especially the responses from guys who have never once tried it.

There are threads on baldness cures, using overpowered lightbulbs to cure depression and insomnia, juice fasts, "bulletproof" coffee, and colon cleansing, but one thread suggests that you can make your dick bigger and everyone loses their fucking minds. I repped CaptainChardonnay after reading his thread because it's a pretty solid primer.

^ What sort of feedback have you been getting from girls now that you've added inches to your cock? Do they even notice?

Aloha!

@Hannibal, you're goddamn right it works. At least one person gets it.
I've been at it for around 6 weeks. A slight increase in girth and 0.5 inches in length.
Most of us lift. A half an hour for jelqing is no big sacrifice. It's something quite productive.

Quote: (04-29-2016 05:16 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Man I love getting a good quality BJ, and few things make me happier than a girl who can get her lips all the way down to my ball sack. Especially when they surprise you with it. Like they are just stroking away and sucking on the tip then after a minute or two then all of the sudden:



If I had a monster dong then I wouldn't get to have that pleasure, and not being able to plunder deep and just leave th nuts hanging out... that's no bueno.

It's true that size matters far more to men than women. It's an ego/pride thing. Even size queens just like big dicks because they are told to. I mean shit if I can get a girl off with all 3" of my middle finger I certainly don't need 8" of dick to do it...

I feel you on this... however its pretty much possible to teach and coerce any woman to deep throat. I'm not hung a horse, horses are hung like me. I have taught lots of girls to be able to deep throat me. There are actually instructional videos on how to deep throat that give enough tips and hints to be able to get a willing girl to deep throat. You can usually have them deep throating in under 2 weeks. If a chick wants to stay in my rotation she has to be able to swallow all 17inches of Cr33pin cock

OP, can you add Lexington Steele status to poll options?

Otherwise I can't participate.

Quote: (04-29-2016 09:15 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Suits, assuming you're not taking the piss...

I will take the thread as serious and join. (I think I am one of the guys who helped OP in launching it, in the Lounge forum^^)

Mine is 7.5". At least, last time I measured it (4 years ago). I can't be half assed to measure it again tho. First I am lazy, and secondly I don't really care to know if I passed the 20cm cap or not, it is big enough as it is that I have problem with tight pussies (My foreplay game sucks probably)

This thread is worthless without pics!!