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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club
01-14-2016, 04:57 PM
I think I'm going to write an epic poem called "The Saga of Little Dark". People thought the fight was the whole story. In reality, that was just a piece, a snapshot and only a minor story in the saga.
Once the saga is finished it will be known as the greatest literary piece of this century solely because it was written about the Legend Little Dark.
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01-15-2016, 10:01 AM
Then it would be made into a movie. Michael Bay would have to direct because he has a hard on for non-stop action and explosions.
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01-15-2016, 11:31 PM
This OP reminds me so much of a 4chan thread and a Jean Claude Van Damme movie.
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01-16-2016, 12:28 AM
Obviously, Little Dark will have to act as himself in the flick. No one else is going to be able to do his character justice.
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01-16-2016, 12:29 AM
I am just blown away by how obviously fake the story is.
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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club
01-16-2016, 01:15 AM
Quote: (01-16-2016 12:29 AM)Eskhander Wrote:
I am just blown away by how obviously fake the story is.
Blasphemy!!!
Fellow believers ... how shall we punish this brazen display of sacrilege?
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01-16-2016, 08:32 AM
^ Little Dark, aka Big Beak.
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01-17-2016, 04:49 PM
The Saga of Little Dark
Act 1-Little Dark Awakens
The story begins in the darkest place known to man. Only those born there know of its location. It’s a treacherous cave, underneath an underground lake with astonishing depth, throughout the caverns of another treacherous cave. Within this cave no light reaches and nightmares are born. Within this cave an ancient race of humans dwells.
The ancient humans have the ability to tame the nightmares that come from the darkness. Tame the darkness to confirm the nightmares never see the light of day. They were known as the Ancients of Darkness.
Another sect of ancient humans lived in the brightest place on earth, the highest cloud. Their role was to limit the power and spread of white knights around the globe so women were not unjust fully protected from their own mistakes. They were known as the Ancients of Light.
Although both sects despised each other, the leaders of each ancient sect knew the importance of balance and that they each had a role to play. This balance played on for centuries.
This balance played on for centuries, until one day the son of leader of the Ancients of Light wanted more power. He wanted light to rule and dominate the landscape. He wanted the light to touch everywhere, even the cave where the Ancients of Light ruled.
The son, Sunameus, went to his father, Lightameus, and demanded that the light of white knights be spread so it touches the cave of the Ancients of Darkness. Lightameus dismissed his sons request and recognized that was just the anger and inexperience of youth speaking and Sunameus would soon become wise to his wrongs.
Instead an event happened that even Lightameus didn’t expect. Sunameus plotted to murder his father so he could take hold of the Ancients of Light. Once Sunameus took lead he would plot an attack on the Ancients of Darkness.
Sunameus then devised a plan that would make the most evil proud. Sunameus would penetrate the deep caverns, depths of the underwater lake until he reached the darkest of dark caves, where the Ancients of Darkness lied. While there he would release a nightmare that would assassinate his father.
Sunameus did just that and took his place as leader of the Ancients of Light. The other Ancients of Light were furious of the outrage and betrayal of balance as done by the Ancients of Darkness. Little did they know it was the doing of their own. Sunameus then made his first act to gain revenge against the Ancients of Darkness and was cemented as undisputed leader.
The Ancients of Light made their move against the Ancients of Darkness. They no longer kept the white knights in check. White Knights spread as far as they eye could see. It reached the point where White Knights were now the new normal. At this point the knighting was so white and so bright it touched the cave of the Ancients of Darkness. Sunameus led a full frontal assault on the cave and slaughtered much of the Ancients of Darkness, including the leader, Darkanomus. Darkanomus’s son, Darkoman was spared to forever remind the Ancients of Darkness to never release a nightmare on the Cloud of the Ancients of Light again.
Darkoman decided to take another plan of action. There was a nightmare that had just awoken so was very small but had a lot of potential due to its pure and absolute darkness. Darkoman decided to train this darkness nightmare to exact revenge and restore balance to the world with the elimination of white knights.
The first training involved garnering the attention of white knights. Darkoman trained the darkness nightmare to first find “cheekiest bitches”. This was the most difficult of training as these days most bitches are “cheeky bitches,” due to excessive white knighting. It was the darkness nightmares role to separate the contenders from the pretenders and find the “cheekiest bitch” in the area.
Once the darkness found the “cheekiest bitches” he was taught to lure these “cheeky bitches” to shove him. Once the shoving commenced, he was taught to shove back. That would instinctively attract the white knights.
This led to his final training, the answer to THE WHITE KNIGHT’S WEAKNESS. One must show no fear, fight back, sense fear and once the fear is determined, charge and yell “GO HOME” with the power of the voice of GOD himself.
“GO HOME”
“GO HOME”
“GO HOME”
The darkness nightmare chanted this nonstop. With each chant, “GO HOME” grew stronger, louder and more powerful than ever before. The Darkness had repeated this chanted for 3 years straight. The darkness nightmare then went to Darkoman asking for his approval to be released. Darkoman recognized the great progress but knew that would not be enough against the hordes of white knights and Sunameus.
Darkoman continued the darkness nightmares training.
“GO HOME”
“GO HOME”
“GO HOME”
For another 7 years. The darkness nightmare thought he would never reach what was required until, one day, one chant of “GO HOME” sent a ray of darkness so powerful, so pure, so absolute that it pierced a white knights soul and he burst into nothing.
At this point Darkoman sensed the darkness nightmare was ready and released him to the world as “Little Dark.”
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01-17-2016, 04:56 PM
Quote: (01-16-2016 03:43 AM)ComebackKid Wrote:
I managed to obtain some footage of Little Dark in action.
What is this? I must know.
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I was in a huge fight against white knights at the club
01-18-2016, 09:40 AM
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