Quote: (08-10-2013 11:07 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
This thread has all kinds of potential. Surprised it's from a couple years ago...
I'm with Mech on this.
Fucked a married broad on her living room floor while her husband was passed out in bed.
He shouldn't have pissed me off...
*I will admit I was kinda a minute man on that one. Pretty vulnerable when you are balls deep...
Did something similar, but on the couch and was too wasted to finish. Got in a helluva lot of trouble because I was still in the military, girls just can't keep their mouths shut.
That and I got caught messin with my flight chief's daughter, at his place...god the military was fun. Both stories kind of had a running up to them.
The wife was an old friend who made the first move when her husband was being a lame-ass at a party, I was just there to cushion the fall.
The flight chief had a it out for me, and when he introduced me to his daughter, he said something along the lines, "I wouldn't talk with him too much, the guys a deadbeat airman," as he walked away.
I was just being a dick to most people that night, but pulled her away with, "So what's up with your dad? He seems to hate my guts..." She giggled and we started talking about her dad, poking a little fun at him, creating a nice little inside joke for us. From there it sort of naturally progressed. I seemed to all ready have a reputation in her mind that did all my work.