Posts: 2,278
Threads: 0
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation:
52
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-16-2019, 09:27 AM
A few years ago I got into an elevator, and two girls already inside started talking shit about me in a language they thought I didn't understand. As I reached my floor and the door opened, I let rip with a chocolate air freshener inside the elevator, while apologising profusely in their language. The muffled shrieks I heard after the door closed put a smile on my face for the rest of the day.
Posts: 6,656
Threads: 0
Joined: Apr 2014
Reputation:
27
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-16-2019, 02:16 PM
Should have chugged the shake and crop dusted their personal space for maximum rusttling.
Posts: 56
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2019
Reputation:
0
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-16-2019, 03:06 PM
Make sure you record it next time! It would have gone viral in a heart beat.
Posts: 1,216
Threads: 0
Joined: Nov 2015
Reputation:
23
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-16-2019, 04:11 PM
Dream scenario: another local gets up and shouts "No, I'm Fartacus!", then another stands up and shouts "No, I'm Fartacus!".
Repeat until the dumb broads get the message and leave.
Posts: 2,276
Threads: 0
Joined: Oct 2014
Reputation:
24
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-16-2019, 05:16 PM
Quote: (05-16-2019 09:27 AM)Horus Wrote:
A few years ago I got into an elevator, and two girls already inside started talking shit about me in a language they thought I didn't understand. As I reached my floor and the door opened, I let rip with a chocolate air freshener inside the elevator, while apologising profusely in their language. The muffled shrieks I heard after the door closed put a smile on my face for the rest of the day.
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
-Randy Savage
Posts: 20
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2018
Reputation:
0
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-17-2019, 04:39 AM
Funny, but damn are American women the worst. Terrible manners, ethos, and that nasally nails-on-a-chalkboard accent is the icing on the cake.
Posts: 564
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation:
6
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-17-2019, 05:31 AM
Classic! Im sorry, but I am glad that happened so you could come and share it with us.
American and German women are on another level of awfulness when they are travelling.
Posts: 556
Threads: 0
Joined: Jul 2014
Reputation:
26
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-18-2019, 12:10 AM
Wait, this actually happened?
Posts: 3,343
Threads: 0
Joined: Jul 2015
Reputation:
33
Two American Women Reported Me to the Police for Farting on Tram (Wasn’t Me Though)
05-18-2019, 12:24 AM
Best fart story on the internet I read today.
your "#Phew-Too" Moment