Got dumped. Paper towel.
Write an intense/vivid story with 4 words
I got the bang.
"A happy man is a happy everybody else in his life."
"Ladies if you want to make your man happy, think about what makes you happy and do exactly the opposite."
"Hey how you doin' and I hope you know that I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." - Patrice O'Neal
Clubbing. Fought 30 whiteknights.
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John Bozzzz. Asked questions.
Cardguy. Invented screen doors.
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John Bozzzz. Asked questions.
Cardguy. Invented screen doors.
Stubborn feminist soon submitted.
Then there was one...
My DICK, her CUNT.
How do you like them apples?
How do you like them apples?
Men are not creepy. Do you know what’s creepy? Spiders, because we don’t know how they move.
7 Short Stories:
1. I've seen some things.
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2. Watch out for NPCs.
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3. Appearances can be deceiving.
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4. What does this mean?
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5. Delete is the answer.
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6. How about one word?
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7. Am I too alpha?
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"Nothing's built to last." #121
1. I've seen some things.
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2. Watch out for NPCs.
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3. Appearances can be deceiving.
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4. What does this mean?
_______________________________________________
5. Delete is the answer.
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6. How about one word?
_______________________________________________
7. Am I too alpha?
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"Nothing's built to last." #121
Quote: (03-23-1983 09:19 PM)delete Wrote:"The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us. There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after."
delete
Low notchcount? Cool story.
I am 1/1024th Indian.
“There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that flag is the American flag!” -DJT
Geriatric postman misused burka.
You raped my dog?
Dissatisfied plumber flushed wife.
Vladimir Poontang pens thriller.
Help Nut Went Away
It's just your turn.
Where's the pet shop?
Fuck bitches, get money.
Ride or die life.
Who are you fooling?
Where's the pet shop?
Fuck bitches, get money.
Ride or die life.
Who are you fooling?
Started lifting, miracles ensued.
Drinking whiskey, smoking cigars.
Senile barber cut prices.
I f'd your a
Harridan overstepped. Strangely missing.
Aurini spoke, lessons learned.
You'll never guess...
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
DRUMPF ORANGE MAN BAD !!!
"I'm late", she said.
"Intellectuals are naturally attracted by the idea of a planned society, in the belief that they will be in charge of it" -Roger Scruton
Sit....brokenhearted.....pushed....farted.
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