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08-30-2018, 02:43 PM
Wow... What sane man would put a ring on that?!
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08-30-2018, 02:45 PM
It's Cosmo, I'm sure there are "5 tips for HOT assplay" including the "slip a finger in while giving head" and "skip the dick sneak attack the ass with your tounge" that allow her to be beautiful and sexy at any size.
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08-30-2018, 02:51 PM
She`s pushing new boundaries alright...the boundaries of gravity that is.
We will stomp to the top with the wind in our teeth.
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08-30-2018, 02:53 PM
I know innie belly buttons, but I don't think I'd ever seen innie knees.
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08-30-2018, 02:56 PM
I'm blind.... I'M BLIIIINDDD!!!
Better....
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08-30-2018, 03:17 PM
The Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting.
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08-30-2018, 04:02 PM
Wow, looks like she has become even fatter since the last time I had the misfortune of seeing a picture of her.
Hardcore morbid obesity.
I gotta say, I am new here and was drawn in by the travel section because I really do not see much opportunity for any gaming here in the states. The numbers are incredible, 40% obesity and 75% overweight among women in the U.S. In some areas ( lower income places in So Cal ) ALL I see are fat chicks.
Like the corporations I have completely outsourced everything to Asia.
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08-30-2018, 04:03 PM
She looks like if you cut her arm, gravy would come out.
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08-30-2018, 04:43 PM
Stewie should follow her around with a tuba.
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08-30-2018, 05:31 PM
Roosh, are you sure you have to bandwidth to support this?
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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08-30-2018, 05:50 PM
A real life snorlax appears
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
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08-30-2018, 06:05 PM
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung
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08-30-2018, 06:16 PM
Potential article headlines for future issues:
"Gravy is Now a Beverage."
"Mirrors, Who Needs Them?"
"Why Heart Attacks Are In"
"Who Says Your Curtains Can't be a Dress. And Vice Versa."
"The Best Rags on a Stick for 2018."
"Say Hello to the Bidet, Say Goodbye to Your Rag on a Stick!"
"The Ice Cream Diet."
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08-30-2018, 06:30 PM
Relax. She hasnt made it to FHM just yet. That is when I will start to worry.
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08-30-2018, 06:31 PM
I spy the new cover girl for "Women's Health" magazine. Because in this day and age, why the fuck not?
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