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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Roosh - 08-30-2018

The cover editor had to work double overtime to squeeze everything in.

   

The "supermodel" is probably had numerous medications and suffers from a host of diseases. It's a shame that her lifestyle is being promoted as something beautiful or special.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - RedKurrant - 08-30-2018

Wow... What sane man would put a ring on that?!

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - kaotic - 08-30-2018

Copied over from the Forum Lounge:

-Is success an illness? (Trump I'm looking at you)
-The other lover (I support my wifes boyfriend)
-Tess Holliday wants the haters to kiss her ass (Her front ass, since you can't find her front hole)



I got a good laugh out of this - can't believe women actually read this psycho babble.

PS fun fact - that land whale is ONLY 5'3 !

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - godfather dust - 08-30-2018

It's Cosmo, I'm sure there are "5 tips for HOT assplay" including the "slip a finger in while giving head" and "skip the dick sneak attack the ass with your tounge" that allow her to be beautiful and sexy at any size.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Johnnyvee - 08-30-2018

She`s pushing new boundaries alright...the boundaries of gravity that is.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - questor70 - 08-30-2018

I used to think manosphere descriptions of the twisted way women think these days was partly an exaggeration but this cover validates it. It literally looks like something out of The Onion. 20 or even maybe 10 years ago if a cover like this came out people wouldn't believe it's real. We're totally down the rabbit hole now.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Ringo - 08-30-2018

I know innie belly buttons, but I don't think I'd ever seen innie knees.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - redpillage - 08-30-2018

I'm blind.... I'M BLIIIINDDD!!!



Better....

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Roosh - 08-30-2018

Up to her waist, she's a perfect square.

   

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Canopus - 08-30-2018

The harpoon production industry, circa 2018:

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - louiebeans - 08-30-2018

Quote: (08-30-2018 02:53 PM)Ringo Wrote:  

I know innie belly buttons, but I don't think I'd ever seen innie knees.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Alpha_Romeo - 08-30-2018

The Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - BortimusPrime - 08-30-2018

Quote: (08-30-2018 03:17 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  

The Miss Piggy tattoo is fitting.

If she ever loses weight all the faces on her tattoos are going to shrivel up like they looked at the Ark of the Covenant.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - RVF400 - 08-30-2018

Wow, looks like she has become even fatter since the last time I had the misfortune of seeing a picture of her.

Hardcore morbid obesity.

I gotta say, I am new here and was drawn in by the travel section because I really do not see much opportunity for any gaming here in the states. The numbers are incredible, 40% obesity and 75% overweight among women in the U.S. In some areas ( lower income places in So Cal ) ALL I see are fat chicks.

Like the corporations I have completely outsourced everything to Asia.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Matsufubu - 08-30-2018

She looks like if you cut her arm, gravy would come out.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Going strong - 08-30-2018

Quote: (08-30-2018 02:51 PM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  

She's pushing new boundaries alright...the boundaries of gravity that is.

But gravity is winning, and winning... big!

Only thing she is defeating is, Botero: she's making Botero's art look small



Notice that Botero had already discovered the innie knees.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - CH-Toronto - 08-30-2018

After this I realized anything is possible and nothing will ever surprise me again.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style...08281.html

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - bbgun - 08-30-2018

Stewie should follow her around with a tuba.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - CaptainChardonnay - 08-30-2018

Cosmo UK. UK = CUCKS

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - renotime - 08-30-2018

Roosh, are you sure you have to bandwidth to support this?

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Mentavious - 08-30-2018

A real life snorlax appears

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - debeguiled - 08-30-2018

Quote: (08-30-2018 02:56 PM)redpillage Wrote:  

I'm blind.... I'M BLIIIINDDD!!!



Better....

You don't even to leave the Cosmo world to find your eye bleach.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - MongolianAbroad - 08-30-2018

Potential article headlines for future issues:

"Gravy is Now a Beverage."

"Mirrors, Who Needs Them?"

"Why Heart Attacks Are In"

"Who Says Your Curtains Can't be a Dress. And Vice Versa."

"The Best Rags on a Stick for 2018."

"Say Hello to the Bidet, Say Goodbye to Your Rag on a Stick!"

"The Ice Cream Diet."

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - asdfk - 08-30-2018

Relax. She hasnt made it to FHM just yet. That is when I will start to worry.

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New Cosmo cover featured GIGANTIC woman - Remington - 08-30-2018

I spy the new cover girl for "Women's Health" magazine. Because in this day and age, why the fuck not?

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