Champagne. At this point my goal is not to get either of us more drunk, but just to continue the high spirits and fun vibe. Impressing the girl with a complicated mixed drink can certainly work well if you have pro skills, but it adds another bump in the interaction since you have to concentrate on the drink and keeping her in the zone with conversation. I truly believe if you become a pro at picking out the girls into your "type", confidently handling the logistics, and --most importantly-- minimizing potential snags and mistakes on the way, any given night is your night.
What drink do you make when you bring a lady back to your pad?
Two Buck Chuck and Dole Fruit Cups in a caraffe= some pretty legit Sangria
I feel ghetto in this thread but I always stick to vodka and cranberry juice. Shout out to that boy Chad for giving me the idea to put my cheap ass rubbing alcohol vodka in a Grey Goose bottle. I invited the last lizard in the kitchen to watch me make the drinks and she tasted the final product and said "i can only drink grey goose. nothing else!". dumb bitch.
mechanico you said vodka and crystal light? what the hell is crystal light??
mechanico you said vodka and crystal light? what the hell is crystal light??
Quote: (09-26-2011 11:47 PM)houston Wrote:
I feel ghetto in this thread but I always stick to vodka and cranberry juice. Shout out to that boy Chad for giving me the idea to put my cheap ass rubbing alcohol vodka in a Grey Goose bottle. I invited the last lizard in the kitchen to watch me make the drinks and she tasted the final product and said "i can only drink grey goose. nothing else!". dumb bitch.
Houston, read The Manifesto fool:
How to Save Money in a Down Economy
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2008/09/how...onomy.html
I could have saved you thousands by now.
Rum and cola. Irish coffee. Something strong, sweet, and caffeinated.
Quote: (09-27-2011 12:07 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (09-26-2011 11:47 PM)houston Wrote:
I feel ghetto in this thread but I always stick to vodka and cranberry juice. Shout out to that boy Chad for giving me the idea to put my cheap ass rubbing alcohol vodka in a Grey Goose bottle. I invited the last lizard in the kitchen to watch me make the drinks and she tasted the final product and said "i can only drink grey goose. nothing else!". dumb bitch.
Houston, read The Manifesto fool:
How to Save Money in a Down Economy
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2008/09/how...onomy.html
I could have saved you thousands by now.
By far your best 'Down Economy' manifesto was the tip on selling all the leftover crap that girls tend to leave at your place after they come over (I think they do this on purpose).
I continue to be amazed at how many girls a) own semi-expensive watches and b) seem to forget completely what they did with them before they got banged.
With Napa Valley out the back door and tons of mixology places nearby like http://www.bourbonandbranch.com/ , my simple schtick is Manhattans.
Vya Sweet Vermouth which is chilled in your fridge.
Makers Mark (Jim Beam Rye is half the price and still acceptable. You could probably decant it into a Makers Mark bottle and few would know the difference)
Traders Joes bottle of Cherries
Completely wasted on anyone under 30. If they still like Cosmos and other sweet girly drinks, Chocovine, available at Cost Plus World Market, Bevmo, and Walgreens drug stores. Keep chilled in the fridge. (But I'm going to try the Crystal Lite/Vodka trick)
Tipsy in Madras is all about best-bang-for-your-buck drinking. Simple, easy, and to the point recipes, with unobscure, fairly priced brands you can find everywhere, even Walgreens.
Vya Sweet Vermouth which is chilled in your fridge.
Makers Mark (Jim Beam Rye is half the price and still acceptable. You could probably decant it into a Makers Mark bottle and few would know the difference)
Traders Joes bottle of Cherries
Completely wasted on anyone under 30. If they still like Cosmos and other sweet girly drinks, Chocovine, available at Cost Plus World Market, Bevmo, and Walgreens drug stores. Keep chilled in the fridge. (But I'm going to try the Crystal Lite/Vodka trick)
Tipsy in Madras is all about best-bang-for-your-buck drinking. Simple, easy, and to the point recipes, with unobscure, fairly priced brands you can find everywhere, even Walgreens.
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
Before I left the US 8 years ago it was henny and coke or vodka and lemonade. I'll be returning soon and intend to keep a stock of moscato, ciroc and punch for me and a bottle of white and red wine for my victims oops I mean dates
Well, the "proper PUA" wouldn't offer a girl a drink, but tell her to bring her own, and drink all her bottle. A master PUA would then scold her for bringing cheap shit to drink. This thread is very non Alpha-PUA behavior guys.
OK serious time:
If the girl is being difficult and needs knocked down a couple notches, have her make a flaming doctor pepper......in a plastic cup. She'll stop acting like a snatch face when the blue flame erupts all over the counter. I used this on a bitch bartender I was training many moons ago.
One more:
Vodka and cherry 7-up. Quick, easy, fruity and bubbly. Budget booze.
OK serious time:
If the girl is being difficult and needs knocked down a couple notches, have her make a flaming doctor pepper......in a plastic cup. She'll stop acting like a snatch face when the blue flame erupts all over the counter. I used this on a bitch bartender I was training many moons ago.
One more:
Vodka and cherry 7-up. Quick, easy, fruity and bubbly. Budget booze.
Making legit cocktails is too much work. I stick to 2 ingredients and there are plenty of yummy combinations. Recently found goldmine is Malibu Mango Flavored Rum and Sunkist (diet or regular). The liquor store had Malibu on sale so I picked one up and I love Sunkist so that is always around. It makes a delicious fruity drink... using 7up also works. For something unique, sweet tea vodka and 7up is good. Mix half and half. Actually, any flavored vodka and 7up makes a solid drink. My personal favorite is Absolut Kurant.
Another important tip, the BEST cheap vodka is Burnetts. It is notably better than Smirnoff and half the price. And miles ahead of other cheap vodkas like Mccormicks, Skol, etc.
Another important tip, the BEST cheap vodka is Burnetts. It is notably better than Smirnoff and half the price. And miles ahead of other cheap vodkas like Mccormicks, Skol, etc.
@ Houston : Crystal Light is a low calorie powder mix in different flavors. Vodka and any flavor is lethal and hides the smell/taste of vodka. I saw el-mechanico using vodka, crystal light and Ice.(Picture attached for you mi amigo)
My personal favorite Champagne, simple elegant and effective "Freixenet cava codon negro brut" Black Bubbly that has been mentioned in another thread by Wine aficianados avilable at most liqor stores, I keep one chilled at my F-Pad, Thanks to G champagne closer has worked in the past.....
http://www.freixenetusa.com/cordon-negro...g-wine.php
Chicks know shit about wine, this bottle costs about 12- 15 $ and is absolutely money, tell them that a friend of your got it for you from the cava region is Spain.
To add to this thread a lot of good info on Wine was discussed here
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-3493-p...xenet+cava
Posts # 29, 33 and 34 by Dude37 has great info on Wine.
Happy hunting brothers............
My personal favorite Champagne, simple elegant and effective "Freixenet cava codon negro brut" Black Bubbly that has been mentioned in another thread by Wine aficianados avilable at most liqor stores, I keep one chilled at my F-Pad, Thanks to G champagne closer has worked in the past.....
http://www.freixenetusa.com/cordon-negro...g-wine.php
Chicks know shit about wine, this bottle costs about 12- 15 $ and is absolutely money, tell them that a friend of your got it for you from the cava region is Spain.
To add to this thread a lot of good info on Wine was discussed here
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-3493-p...xenet+cava
Posts # 29, 33 and 34 by Dude37 has great info on Wine.
Happy hunting brothers............
"You can not fake good kids" - Mike Pence
I don't like the aspertame in it so in my drinks I sprinkle just a tad for flavor. When I make one for a girls I use a whole small packet almost that is for a 16oz water bottle. Taste it to make sure its not gross. If you use too much it ruins the drink.
Trader Joe's blood-orange-soda + vodka tastes like fizzy gatorade and is excellent.
Other than that, Moscow Mules.
Other than that, Moscow Mules.
No shit those little packets of Crystal light. Is there a flavor that tastes best or just pick one and go? Mechanico you put a few shots of vodka in the cup and crystal light? Nothing else? Damn lol drinking vodka on the rocks.
Can anyone else vouch for Burnetts vodka being the best cheap shit? Never tried that one.
Can anyone else vouch for Burnetts vodka being the best cheap shit? Never tried that one.
Quote: (09-30-2011 03:19 AM)houston Wrote:
No shit those little packets of Crystal light. Is there a flavor that tastes best or just pick one and go? Mechanico you put a few shots of vodka in the cup and crystal light? Nothing else? Damn lol drinking vodka on the rocks.
Can anyone else vouch for Burnetts vodka being the best cheap shit? Never tried that one.
It's one and a half shots of vodka over a full cup of ice(see cup above) then sprinkle some crystal light (pink lemonade) on top. Then add soda water and lime.
Get the assorted packs and experiment.
Anyone ever mixed Rose's Lime Juice with vodka? Hey Pete recommended it for girls so they can't taste shit.
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-15754-page-2.html
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-15754-page-2.html
well, unlike some of you cats, i like to keep it simple. i choose and never offer choices, but i never bring a girl back to mine unless i have booze or am grabbing it on the way back with her. the story i tell about it, or let her infer, is where the complexity comes in.
like other heavy drinkers, my home booze stash is always cycling. during the spring and summer i stock vodka (always russian standard, recommended to me by the muscovite doll who yielded the same flag) or gin (bluecoat or hendrick's) and simply mix that up with some flavored seltzer or a san pellegrino lemon, orange or blood orange variety soda. these are tasty and palatable. i make them strong but short. it's rare that they're ever finished before the situation jumps off.
otherwise, after depositing them onto the microfiber couch i'll return back with a couple glasses of wine, but only in a thick ikea tumbler glass. depending on where it's from, i'll tell a tale about rioja reserva and my travels to spain, or how i had to tragically leave some life-changing malbec with a fat black security guard named banquita at MIA because they wouldn't let me check loose bottles from EZE into the states. i love pouring great wine (or cheap wine that has a great story) into pedestrian ikea glassware because as the original lord roissy would say, "contrast is king."
during the fall and winter, they get a can of domestic or two fingers of makers mark or johnny walker black. tell ya what, i've never met a crispy white girl who wouldn't feign liking some brown liquor (quiz them whether it's scotch or bourbon) and at least toss the first one down the hatch like a good jezebel reader. if i'm entertaining a foreign national i'll acquiesce and pre-purchase something she likes or make her some ghetto stovetop coffee (this is super-romantic for the right girl and deserves it's own article).
bottom line i would say, keep it simple. vegas-flair shit is tryhard. give her a taste of what you would prep for yourself.
like other heavy drinkers, my home booze stash is always cycling. during the spring and summer i stock vodka (always russian standard, recommended to me by the muscovite doll who yielded the same flag) or gin (bluecoat or hendrick's) and simply mix that up with some flavored seltzer or a san pellegrino lemon, orange or blood orange variety soda. these are tasty and palatable. i make them strong but short. it's rare that they're ever finished before the situation jumps off.
otherwise, after depositing them onto the microfiber couch i'll return back with a couple glasses of wine, but only in a thick ikea tumbler glass. depending on where it's from, i'll tell a tale about rioja reserva and my travels to spain, or how i had to tragically leave some life-changing malbec with a fat black security guard named banquita at MIA because they wouldn't let me check loose bottles from EZE into the states. i love pouring great wine (or cheap wine that has a great story) into pedestrian ikea glassware because as the original lord roissy would say, "contrast is king."
during the fall and winter, they get a can of domestic or two fingers of makers mark or johnny walker black. tell ya what, i've never met a crispy white girl who wouldn't feign liking some brown liquor (quiz them whether it's scotch or bourbon) and at least toss the first one down the hatch like a good jezebel reader. if i'm entertaining a foreign national i'll acquiesce and pre-purchase something she likes or make her some ghetto stovetop coffee (this is super-romantic for the right girl and deserves it's own article).
bottom line i would say, keep it simple. vegas-flair shit is tryhard. give her a taste of what you would prep for yourself.
gin and tonic, with a walk to the 24 hour grocery store to buy limes
ok
Quote: (09-11-2012 09:14 PM)houston Wrote:
Anyone ever mixed Rose's Lime Juice with vodka? Hey Pete recommended it for girls so they can't taste shit.
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-15754-page-2.html
Negative ghostrider. This is what you should be mixing.
http://www.keylimejuice.com/
Quote: (09-11-2012 09:14 PM)houston Wrote:
Anyone ever mixed Rose's Lime Juice with vodka? Hey Pete recommended it for girls so they can't taste shit.
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-15754-page-2.html
I used to use Rose's a lot for my gin and tonics, now-a-days I squeeze fresh key limes for the best juice.
How do you maneuver this if I don't drink but still entice the girl to drink?
I've had some success grabbing nonalcoholic beer because most girls wont notice it's a nonalcoholic type. Would you just stock regular beer, or make any old cocktail for the girl while you grab one of the nonalcoholic beer?
I've had some success grabbing nonalcoholic beer because most girls wont notice it's a nonalcoholic type. Would you just stock regular beer, or make any old cocktail for the girl while you grab one of the nonalcoholic beer?
I went through a 32-hour bartending course. The things it taught me:
1) Intelligent people going into bartending is a microcosm of Heartiste's theory of the apocalypse. It's the easiest fucking job in the universe that gets paid the most amount of money for basically doing work that is neither difficult nor useful. (The reward model is a little off - you should get big tips when you deal with retarded fucking customers, not when you sell someone a Touchdown brah.)
2) It is also a massive DHV. Bitches love fancy drinks. (my theory is that) bringing her over for a rum and coke makes her feel like she's getting hammered, or you're trying to get hammered, in order to fuck her. Bringing her over for a Cosmopolitan or a muddled mojito or some other frou-frou drink is some next-level shit. And it's fabulously easy with a little prep work. I don't even have all the tools - I used a bigass plastic handle of a spoon and a plastic cup - and I muddled up some limes with a martini and made a bombass lime martini the other night that looked pro-fucking-fessional, with the little chips of ice and lime floaties and everything in it (too bad I was serving my buddy).
You don't have to spend the $200 on the course or whatever it costs in your area, but memorize a shitload of drinks and get the gear. It's unbelievable.
The only problem I have now is preventing myself from turning into an alcoholic.
1) Intelligent people going into bartending is a microcosm of Heartiste's theory of the apocalypse. It's the easiest fucking job in the universe that gets paid the most amount of money for basically doing work that is neither difficult nor useful. (The reward model is a little off - you should get big tips when you deal with retarded fucking customers, not when you sell someone a Touchdown brah.)
2) It is also a massive DHV. Bitches love fancy drinks. (my theory is that) bringing her over for a rum and coke makes her feel like she's getting hammered, or you're trying to get hammered, in order to fuck her. Bringing her over for a Cosmopolitan or a muddled mojito or some other frou-frou drink is some next-level shit. And it's fabulously easy with a little prep work. I don't even have all the tools - I used a bigass plastic handle of a spoon and a plastic cup - and I muddled up some limes with a martini and made a bombass lime martini the other night that looked pro-fucking-fessional, with the little chips of ice and lime floaties and everything in it (too bad I was serving my buddy).
You don't have to spend the $200 on the course or whatever it costs in your area, but memorize a shitload of drinks and get the gear. It's unbelievable.
The only problem I have now is preventing myself from turning into an alcoholic.
Check out my occasionally updated travel thread - The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.
To elaborate a little on what I said about fancy drinks being a DHV, my THEORIES on it are this:
Women (men too, I think) equate a cocktail with having a specific price and value - $7 for a Cosmopolitan or whatever. When they see you as someone who can create this 'wealth' out of nowhere, all of a sudden some gangster shit lights up in their brain, the same way you reflexively think 'hmmm' when you look at those retarded commercials about metal detectors and you see the old man pull up some bootleg wedding ring from the sand. Some back part of your brain temporarily takes over when you think you can get paid.
Consequently, having someone around who can magically generate (because that's what it is to them, a magical generation of some shit like when you run your credit card at the Chipotle and all of a sudden a burrito appears) these things is some back-brain shit that they like. When they're used to (suckering some guy into) paying $7 for at the fluffy martini bar for a drink, but you can wave your mystical hand and get it done for 'free', that's high orders of DHV. Now she thinks you can make rainbows explode into puppies too or whatever.
/THEORY
Women (men too, I think) equate a cocktail with having a specific price and value - $7 for a Cosmopolitan or whatever. When they see you as someone who can create this 'wealth' out of nowhere, all of a sudden some gangster shit lights up in their brain, the same way you reflexively think 'hmmm' when you look at those retarded commercials about metal detectors and you see the old man pull up some bootleg wedding ring from the sand. Some back part of your brain temporarily takes over when you think you can get paid.
Consequently, having someone around who can magically generate (because that's what it is to them, a magical generation of some shit like when you run your credit card at the Chipotle and all of a sudden a burrito appears) these things is some back-brain shit that they like. When they're used to (suckering some guy into) paying $7 for at the fluffy martini bar for a drink, but you can wave your mystical hand and get it done for 'free', that's high orders of DHV. Now she thinks you can make rainbows explode into puppies too or whatever.
/THEORY
Check out my occasionally updated travel thread - The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.
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