"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Didn't see that one.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Didn't see that one.
Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).
I missed my calling.
I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Didn't see that one.
Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).
I missed my calling.
I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"
Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.
Didn't see that one.
Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).
I missed my calling.
I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.
Just did a little Data research for you:
Quote: (09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Didn't see that one.
Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).
I missed my calling.
I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.
Just did a little Data research for you:
Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.
Quote: (09-21-2011 07:26 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.
Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).
I missed my calling.
I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.
Just did a little Data research for you:
Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.
It was my pleasure.
No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/
I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.
She is aging nicely.
Another one:
I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:
I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.
Quote: (09-21-2011 10:39 PM)mycleverid Wrote:
Going back a bit in the thread, Ellen Paige is an unfair call because she was pushed to stardom by women who were girl crushing on her sassy mouth from Juno. I don't actually recall a bunch of guys ever going online with crazy Maxim spreads of her and raving to other guys. So, I don't think you can score Elle Paige as overrated because she never rated in the first place.
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Penelope Cruz . . . honestly, she's one of the few skinny girls I dig. Strangely, it's mostly her accent. Also, I confess to a weird infatuation with hot girls with long noses. I did grow up in a town full of Italian-Americans. So . . .
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The entire diva set, agreed. Beyonce's the size of most guy's brothers. It's hard to feel sexy about the notion of a woman who is about the size of Terrell Owens pressing down on you in a reverse cowgirl. Mariah, especially since she ate Aretha, is a big no. Jennifer Lopez in her prime (In Living Color days) did it for me. But, I was like 13 at the time, so . . . a lot of girls looked hot to me then.
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Emma Stone . . . I know she's kinda fugly, but for some sick reason I dig her. I like the deep voice (I'm also a big fan of Donna from That 70's Show, which I admit somewhat contradicts my Beyonce remarks). Also, Emma Stone seems like the kinda girl who could easily be coaxed into a threesome after a night of heavy drinking. I don't claim to be able to quantify my attraction to Emma Stone. I just know she's the little fug who I could.
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Angelina Jolie is a strong agree. Narrow hips, broad shoulders, fake lips . . . also, you're sleeping with 50% of Jon Voight. Ew. I need to wash up after writing that. Ew. Double ew.
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Anna Faris I flat out never got. But, there is some strange requirement that whoever is the It girl of comedy any particular year must be elevated to the rank of sex goddess. Hence Tina Fey, who is diggable, but not a goddess.
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Natalie Portman was downright disgusting in Black Swan. Also, that film is a fucking mess of a film. If I ever have a daughter and she wants to do ballet, I'm just gonna take her to the vet and have her put down after seeing that film.
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My all-time vote if for Julia Roberts. Although, if I recall, she's kind of another Ellen Paige. I don't specifically recall any group of guys ever elevating her to goddess status. Julia Roberts is trending into Sarah Jessica Parker country. And the idea that her greatest film role was premised on the notion that Richard Gear would pay thousands of dollars to fuck her is just downright disturbing.
Quote: (09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:
http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100
That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.
Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.
One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:
Anna Pacquin
Quote: (09-22-2011 01:28 AM)P Dog Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:
http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100
That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.
Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.
One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:
Anna Pacquin
Are you kidding? Scarlett's a knockout, checkout her nude pics and you'll know what I mean.
Quote: (09-22-2011 01:55 AM)_DC_ Wrote:
Quote: (09-22-2011 01:28 AM)P Dog Wrote:
Quote: (09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:
http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100
That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.
Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.
One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:
Anna Pacquin
Are you kidding? Scarlett's a knockout, checkout her nude pics and you'll know what I mean.
I said she was still very attractive, and yet you are perplexed I dare give such a low rating. Thanks for showing how overrated she is.
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:13 PM)_DC_ Wrote:I just said I'd prefer Pacquin over Cruz. I dont find Pacquin particularly attractive either, her face strikes me as british looking.
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:11 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:
I'd take paquin over penelope cruz anyday, Im fed up with dark haired girls...
If Pacquin hit on me in a bar, I'd still turn her down. I've turned down worse.
Penelope Cruz is hot. To each their own.
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:
I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.
And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:26 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:
I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.
And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.
Too much generalization here. I've never found cruz particularly attractive, not because she is too ugly or because my standards are too high for her but she is far from being my type. Ditto for asian women, I just can't find them appealing at all.
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:33 PM)Samseau Wrote:
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:26 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:
Quote: (09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:
I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.
And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.
Too much generalization here. I've never found cruz particularly attractive, not because she is too ugly or because my standards are too high for her but she is far from being my type. Ditto for asian women, I just can't find them appealing at all.
Get out man. There's nothing wrong with cruz. Be honest. You've banged worse.