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03-12-2018, 09:50 AM
Quote: (03-10-2018 06:39 AM)Jetset Wrote:
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03-12-2018, 10:07 AM
She was three times my age.
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03-12-2018, 05:15 PM
Funny thing is, everyone is coming up with these petty reasons, but from an objective bystander they are all perfectly legit. I've never downright 86ed a girl for any of these reasons, but I've definitely put them in "plate" category rather than "gf" category simply because their nipples were too long, they didn't like sushi, I didn't like the smell of their pussy, they talked about their cats too much, they had uptalk/vocal fry or other unbearable speech issues, etc.
But all those are legit in my eyes. There's only one girl I've broken up with that I sort of regret, and I don't regret it because I want(ed) her back, I regret it because she really didn't deserve it and she would have made an incredible gf or wife to someone. Essentially I broke up with her because she liked me too much, but she didn't move too fast too soon. We saw each other for months. She was shy, quiet, introspective, beautiful, artistic, incredibly feminine, inexperienced. It was when I first discovered game and went on a mini-tear, I did all the right moves with her and she fell for me. She was starting to fall in love with me and after a couple months I broke up with her with zero warning signs. I totally led her on and didn't understand the power of the seduction techniques I was using, was unaware of the degree of manipulation I had committed on her. She admitted to me I had broken her heart and at the time I didn't give two shits, and it's only in retrospect that I see how stupid that was. The bang meant more to me than psychologically damaging an undeserving girl. I was a fucking jackass and it's the only time I've felt guilty about doing this. Pretty much 100% of every other girl I've banged deserves whatever shitty treatment I give them.
Anyway, not to derail. Carry on.
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03-12-2018, 06:06 PM
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03-12-2018, 06:55 PM
She pronounced rosé as "rose", not "ro-say".
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03-12-2018, 07:58 PM
She left that sickly sweet strawberry perfume/spray lingering on my sheets for 2 days.
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03-12-2018, 09:41 PM
One wanted to wait until 38 until we started to try for kids. Perfect ltr outside of that, but neither logic nor scientific knowledge would change her mind. Unfortunately, I had ended it in my mind the minute she said that. Not really petty, but just an example of how some girls can unknowingly ruin themselves.
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03-13-2018, 09:58 AM
Offered one a carrot and she said no, carrots are too much work.
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03-13-2018, 11:17 AM
An ex girlfriend from a long time ago enjoyed fucking other guys. Thread about it from years ago.
Another girl I saw recently had hair that smelled really bad. As if she only washed it once a week.
One said that she didn't like getting fucked doggy.
Also one that was an extremely picky eater. If I cooked anything, she would pick at it and only eat parts of what I made.
Girl told me she didn't like the beach (my favorite place to go).
There was one girl that constantly scratched her underboob. She would literally put her hand on her boob outside her shirt, lift it up, and scratch the under part.
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03-13-2018, 12:28 PM
Lack of empathy
I work late and early on most show effort in cooking or trying to easy my dinner woes. Also thinking about my needs and not what she thinks I need. Eventually they stop or they just didn't have the capacity for empathy to begin with. Usually the hotter the girl the less empathy she has.
Doesn't really "like me"
I had a girl and when trying to get her to hang out it was like I had to fucking convince her. At some point it became clear to me that this shit shouldn't feel like work. Knew my time with her had an expiration date--I figured this out before she did.
She liked me and liked fucking me--but she didn't like me enough to do the things to secure my commitment.
Nothing to offer beyond her what every woman has
Most women think that what a man looks for in a partner is what they look for in a man; as a result girls have completely underdeveloped feminine skills. they think that because they have a degree, a well paying job, and cute with a vagina makes them a catch. Literally thats the description of most women I hit on and is an immediate fuck-buddy-zone.
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03-16-2018, 01:03 PM
Insisted - to the point of being visibly upset if I didn't allow it - on sucking my dick after I nutted (even if I came in the condom).
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03-16-2018, 01:56 PM
Left a (fortunately) empty yoghurt bottle in my car, I don't drive very often so took a while to notice.
Left a bloody tissue in the bin next to the toilet. Flush it god damn it.
Not a break up but was on a date with this girl, she came back to my place. She said that Obama should do a 3rd term and was disappointed when I said it wasn't possible. Accused my family of being members on BNP. Dissed an actor I'm a fan of. Lastly said she was a feminist and voted labour. I made her do a personality test because it's "fun" didn't really like the answers. Fucked her and then when she said she should leave I asked her if she knew the way out n just shut my bedroom door. She had a great pussy tho.
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03-16-2018, 02:51 PM
Quote: (03-16-2018 01:03 PM)Ringo Wrote:
Insisted - to the point of being visibly upset if I didn't allow it - on sucking my dick after I nutted (even if I came in the condom).
Okay, this is officially the WORST reason yet to break up with a girl that I've seen in this thread.
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03-16-2018, 05:06 PM
This is only petty from a societal perspective, 95% here would do the same.
I'd been banging/dating a year. We're chilling, I go to hit it from the back, and surprise: massive back tattoo.
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03-17-2018, 11:44 AM
Mentioned this one in the player's lounge thread.... A girl I was seeing liked to send me nudes. One time she sent me an older photo of her but she had been badly bruised up from bdsm activities with another dude. Adios.
Another girl would shake when she was close to coming, but would never moan or make any noise vocally.
Was laying in bed with a new girl who had blown me the night before. She was trying to be playful, wiggled my dick and made this high pitched 'wheedeewheedeewheedee' sound.
Several girls who've had a pussy too loose or not wet enough.
Broke it off with a really sexy girl who kept fishing for compliments by insisting she was ugly. I'd play along sometimes and told her that she looked more like a Colombian woman than Mexican. When it got to a breaking point and I was ready for things to end, I suggested she should be happy that at least she wasn't ugly and stupid.
Another girl I broke it off with because she was too prone to nervous laughter and laughing at her own jokes.
I think my favorite one though is that I had to break it off with one girl I was just starting to sleep with because she beat me at HORSE. That was a dark time in my life.
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06-08-2018, 10:53 PM
Broke up with a woman when she stayed over and I found at she snores.
Did it over text too.
She thought I was joking and finally when it dawned on her that I was for real she went mental.
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06-09-2018, 06:11 AM
I said to her "I told my mom about you"
She said "Did you tell her how lucky you are?"
I said "Nope, we are done"
She stalked me for months after that. I did have some regrets, she had just finished an incredible BJ 20 minutes before this conversation, and she was wild in the sack. Oh well.
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