[Kona]

(01-28-2018 06:32 AM)realologist Wrote:  

Hey guys,

A girl was in my bed last night and she had a heart attack. She said she felt like an elephant was on her chest and due to my medical training I put a stuffed animal mouse next to her because I know elephants are scared of mice. Should I have done anything different?

I hope you are all enjoying your Sunday.

Realologist decided it was time to take a little more initiative since the girl appears to be in full cardiac arrest.

Therefore, he sent me a pm.

I've been googling, but between the two of us, we just aren't sure which defibrillator brand to try. Any thoughts?

Also, so we are ahead of the game, when it comes to aorta replacement what do you say, pig or cow?

Aloha!

[debeguiled]

Stuffed pig. Cute, not roast on a spit.

[Jetset]

(01-28-2018 04:36 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I've been googling, but between the two of us, we just aren't sure which defibrillator brand to try. Any thoughts?

Check Amazon, and make sure you filter the search for free Prime shipping.

It'll be there in 2 days. You wouldn't want to make the situation worse by wasting good money on shipping at a time like this.

[Matsufubu]

Go pig as it's cheaper, and wait for Black Friday for the best deal. Spending too much money on a chick is beta.

[Dulceácido]

Buy that shit on Amazon on Cyber Monday.

[RatInTheWoods]

4/10 troll thread, would ring ambulance instead of reading again.

[porscheguy]

(01-28-2018 04:33 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

OP's next thread,

"House is burning down, what should I do? I have a garden house and some 5 gallon buckets......>"

More like, “House is on Fire, I have a fire hose and a fire hydrant. But I don’t want to ruin the Walmart furniture I just bought on Craigslist, so I’d rather form a bucket brigade.”

[RIslander]

(01-28-2018 04:36 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(01-28-2018 06:32 AM)realologist Wrote:  

Hey guys,

A girl was in my bed last night and she had a heart attack. She said she felt like an elephant was on her chest and due to my medical training I put a stuffed animal mouse next to her because I know elephants are scared of mice. Should I have done anything different?

I hope you are all enjoying your Sunday.

Realologist decided it was time to take a little more initiative since the girl appears to be in full cardiac arrest.

Therefore, he sent me a pm.

I've been googling, but between the two of us, we just aren't sure which defibrillator brand to try. Any thoughts?

Also, so we are ahead of the game, when it comes to aorta replacement what do you say, pig or cow?

Aloha!

My favorite aspect of RVF is the quality of our troll defenses.

[Bill Brasky]

(01-27-2018 11:49 PM)Cane Toad Wrote:  

This is serious question...dealing with it today

Scenario...girl is all good, but in the morning tells me she can't control her body, she is scared...then she has a seizure (not good)...then passes out

I have some medical training...so I did this....got some ice packs on her to cool her down (it's hot here), sat with her on the bed while she was unconscious and made sure she was breathing, her heart was beating and her eyes were good. Also held her hand, that link to the living has also helped me in the past.

I thought about calling emergency services...but what a drama that would create.

About an hour later, she comes to life...tells me she took too many sleeping pills. Now she is asleep, but at least able to speak.

This is a bit of a blurt while I sit and watch that the dumb chick doesn't die...

Has anyone else had a similar experience?

You would definitely be held liable both civilly and criminally if it was found out you were in any way negligent.

Don't be fucking stupid man.

You either need to get off your ass and wake her up and take her to the hospital or call EMS.

Sleeping pills are opiates. She just doesn't want to sound like a junkie.

[Praetor Lupus]

(01-28-2018 04:36 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Also, so we are ahead of the game, when it comes to aorta replacement what do you say, pig or cow?

Aloha!

You go with a unicorn, of course. Don't be so bloody silly.

[kaotic]

Shitty people making shitty decisions jesus christ.

OP's first problem is dealing with shitty females with bad drug habits.

[worldwidetraveler]

It's pretty obvious what you need to do... if she dies pretend it never happened.

[Blancpain]

Overdosing from OTC sleeping pills is pretty much impossible.
The sleeping pills OP is referring to are probably Benzos, hell maybe it might be Fentanyl since he was even scared to call 911.

Usually overdoses like these happens when two downers are mixed, like Opium and Xanax.

Mixing downers is a very stupid idea, and not calling 911 is basically playing russian roulette. You were lucky this time.
Maybe you're not trolling OP, but if you and that chick are regularly doing this shit please stop, you will eventually have an early trip to the morgue if you continue.

Abusing downers never leads to a happy ending, ask Prince.

[realologist]

(01-28-2018 04:36 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(01-28-2018 06:32 AM)realologist Wrote:  

Hey guys,

A girl was in my bed last night and she had a heart attack. She said she felt like an elephant was on her chest and due to my medical training I put a stuffed animal mouse next to her because I know elephants are scared of mice. Should I have done anything different?

I hope you are all enjoying your Sunday.

Realologist decided it was time to take a little more initiative since the girl appears to be in full cardiac arrest.

Therefore, he sent me a pm.

I've been googling, but between the two of us, we just aren't sure which defibrillator brand to try. Any thoughts?

Also, so we are ahead of the game, when it comes to aorta replacement what do you say, pig or cow?

Aloha!

Well I ordered cow. Figured it matched with her figure better. Plus I saw her jump over the moon one time. It'll be here in 2 days. Love Amazon prime organ deals.

Do you guys think I should try to milk her as we wait for her cow aorta to help her prepare for her new cow parts?

[Tex Cruise]

(01-28-2018 09:16 AM)Ski pro Wrote:  

I suspect this thread is not going in the direction OP was hoping for.

This is a bizarre thread. OP is not new, he's been here long enough to know how things work and seems like a decent poster usually.


I just can't for the life of me imagine any other direction he thought this thread might go.

[RIslander]

(01-28-2018 08:48 PM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

(01-28-2018 09:16 AM)Ski pro Wrote:  

I suspect this thread is not going in the direction OP was hoping for.

This is a bizarre thread. OP is not new, he's been here long enough to know how things work and seems like a decent poster usually.


I just can't for the life of me imagine any other direction he thought this thread might go.

I imagine the direction he had not hoped for.

[PapayaTapper]

Its a white girl so no worries.

Atlanta Man is on his way to give her throat CPR with his 9 inch defibrillator.

RVF comes through again

[brick tamland]

(01-28-2018 06:32 AM)realologist Wrote:  

Hey guys,

A girl was in my bed last night and she had a heart attack. She said she felt like an elephant was on her chest and due to my medical training I put a stuffed animal mouse next to her because I know elephants are scared of mice. Should I have done anything different?

[Rhyme or Reason]

If you're banging girls who use needles you're a dumbass.

[Glaucon]

[Thomas the Rhymer]

(01-28-2018 12:04 AM)Cane Toad Wrote:  

Not trolling here,

Just asking the question...at what point do you call emergency services and destroy a girl's life when she is admitted to hospital and then having a drug record?

If she's at the point of destroying her own life (so messed up on drugs that she is having seizures), then there is no point in worrying about the rest.

Next time someone's level of consciousness suddenly changes, call the ambulance.

Might be what's needed to prevent it happening again. Some people don't realise they have a serious drug problem until they wake up in a hospital in a pool of their own vomit.

[HornyRamone]

Several years ago I was at a house rave with around 30 people. I met the owner on MySpace when it was on its last legs. It was in Chicago's south side and I didn't know a single person besides the owner who I briefly spoke to online. An hour in, someone started having seizures. Apparently, he had a fun little cocktail of ecstasy, prescribed behavioral/SSRI pills and booze.

They held him down as another friend filled the tub with cold water. The idea was to shock him back into stability because calling 9-11 was out of the question for the home owner. It just so happened there was a nurse present and she yelled at them not to dump him into the tub. They laid him on the floor and I gave them my hoody to use as a pillow. The nurse took out a key chain flashlight and beamed it into one eye, then another, and repeated every 5 seconds. He came to within two minutes.

I don't know what would have happened if they threw him into cold water. They were lucky legally and escaping the act of manslaughter/assault that an off duty nurse was there.

[Suits]

(01-28-2018 08:41 PM)realologist Wrote:  

(01-28-2018 04:36 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Also, so we are ahead of the game, when it comes to aorta replacement what do you say, pig or cow?

Aloha!

Well I ordered cow. Figured it matched with her figure better. Plus I saw her jump over the moon one time. It'll be here in 2 days. Love Amazon prime organ deals.

Do you guys think I should try to milk her as we wait for her cow aorta to help her prepare for her new cow parts?

You guys are idiots.


The best replacement aortas come from high end zebras.

[Jetset]

(01-29-2018 07:37 AM)HornyRamone Wrote:  

I don't know what would have happened if they threw him into cold water. They were lucky legally and escaping the act of manslaughter/assault that an off duty nurse was there.

Rave Nurse sounds like an off-brand superhero sidekick.

[Andre2k]

(01-28-2018 12:30 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Who gives a shit if she ends up with a drug record?

Maybe it will be the kick in the guts she needs to get her life together.

You help her by forcing her to deal with reality.

But let's get serious. Were you shielding her from the consequences of her decisions or shielding your own drugs from the scrutiny of authorities?

This right here...