Woman ruins $300,000 worth of art on first date
I thought we all unanimously agreed on half your age +7 . if so he did pretty good.
Adam says to God, "God, why did you make women so soft ?"
God says, "So that you will like them."
Adam says to God, "God, why did you make women so warm and cuddly?"
God says, "So that you will like them."
Adam says to God, "But, God, why did you make them so stupid?"
God says, "So that they will like you"
Damn make-up is really a Hell of a Drug!
Quote: (12-29-2017 08:50 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:
Quote: (12-29-2017 02:26 PM)debeguiled Wrote:
It is amazing, even drugged out of her mind, she knew exactly which things to destroy to cause the most distress.
It's like animal intuition.
When my sister used to neglect her cat, the cat would destroy only the things that meant the most to her.
good.
GOOOOD KITTTIIIEEES
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung
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