[SamuelBRoberts]

Hi guys-

I have a simple goofy cryptocurrency projects in the works: one that might actually pull in some cash (Though not a lot). I need a web designer for this, and I'd rather hire from the forum than go brave my luck with people I don't know.

Some experience with the general idea of cryptocurrency and Bitcoin is preferred but not necessary. (You won't be doing anything cryptocurrency related, but it will be faster to explain what I'm doing if you are.)

This will be literally one (perhaps two) pages and a link to a pdf whitepaper, use 90% stock art and gradients, and have only a single form field on it. Expect to spend maybe half a day on it.

I can't promise you will find it funny, but I think you will.

I will give you 150$ via paypal so your time isn't completely wasted, as well as 33% of any revenues the project generates. PM with a quick portfolio or something if this sounds like fun to you.

[Suits]

Will this project involve an anonymous online marketplace?

[ms224]

Are located in a non-extradition country?

[polar]

Is a Lamborghini included?

[Suits]

Does the position come with an introduction to a Hi-So Thai 4/10?

[Jnx]

could be interested. Just have to make sure first: do you prioritize money or ethics?

[cascadecombo]

Are we to use the same handles we have here when we register the domain?

[SamuelBRoberts]

You guys are a bunch of dicks.

I'm so sad now that I think I'm going to hang myself in the bathrooms of a Thai jail.

[Suits]

OP, is this thread going in the direction you were hoping for?

[SamuelBRoberts]

Nah, it's a hell of a lot funnier.

[Il Bersagliere]

I'll do it, but you'll have to include a fake identity as well as an economic citizenship in case this gets out of hand. I hear Vanuatu is the new Cyprus.

[Suits]

I'm only onboard if you can teach me how to use my millions to arrange a secret dungeon sex-pad that my wife doesn't know about.

[RatInTheWoods]

OP have a look at WIX - where you can knock up your own webpage drag and drop real quick and easy.

Not a professional or complicated tool, but may suit your needs for a simple single page proof of concept page.

WIX

[SamuelBRoberts]

Huh, WIX really does do everything I need.

Well fuck ya'll then, I'm keeping the money for myself!