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Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - SamuelBRoberts - 07-25-2017

Hi guys-

I have a simple goofy cryptocurrency projects in the works: one that might actually pull in some cash (Though not a lot). I need a web designer for this, and I'd rather hire from the forum than go brave my luck with people I don't know.

Some experience with the general idea of cryptocurrency and Bitcoin is preferred but not necessary. (You won't be doing anything cryptocurrency related, but it will be faster to explain what I'm doing if you are.)

This will be literally one (perhaps two) pages and a link to a pdf whitepaper, use 90% stock art and gradients, and have only a single form field on it. Expect to spend maybe half a day on it.

I can't promise you will find it funny, but I think you will.

I will give you 150$ via paypal so your time isn't completely wasted, as well as 33% of any revenues the project generates. PM with a quick portfolio or something if this sounds like fun to you.

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Suits - 07-25-2017

Will this project involve an anonymous online marketplace?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - ms224 - 07-25-2017

Are located in a non-extradition country?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - polar - 07-25-2017

Is a Lamborghini included?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Suits - 07-25-2017

Does the position come with an introduction to a Hi-So Thai 4/10?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Jnx - 07-25-2017

could be interested. Just have to make sure first: do you prioritize money or ethics?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - cascadecombo - 07-25-2017

Are we to use the same handles we have here when we register the domain?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - SamuelBRoberts - 07-25-2017

You guys are a bunch of dicks.

I'm so sad now that I think I'm going to hang myself in the bathrooms of a Thai jail.

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Suits - 07-25-2017

OP, is this thread going in the direction you were hoping for?

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - SamuelBRoberts - 07-25-2017

Nah, it's a hell of a lot funnier.

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Il Bersagliere - 07-25-2017

I'll do it, but you'll have to include a fake identity as well as an economic citizenship in case this gets out of hand. I hear Vanuatu is the new Cyprus.

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - Suits - 07-25-2017

I'm only onboard if you can teach me how to use my millions to arrange a secret dungeon sex-pad that my wife doesn't know about.

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - RatInTheWoods - 07-26-2017

OP have a look at WIX - where you can knock up your own webpage drag and drop real quick and easy.

Not a professional or complicated tool, but may suit your needs for a simple single page proof of concept page.

WIX

Need Web Designer For A Simple, Goofy Cryptocurrency Project - SamuelBRoberts - 07-26-2017

Huh, WIX really does do everything I need.

Well fuck ya'll then, I'm keeping the money for myself!