[AlphaRN]

NASA wants to prode deeper into Uranus than ever before



While reading this I kept thinking about the line from 300, ``This will not be over quickly, you will not enjoy this.''

[Baphomet]

The next line is almost as good:

"Up until now, NASA has never paid too much attention to Uranus – but now the space agency wants to take a good, long look."

[Vladimir Poontang]

The third line ain't bad either :

"And one of the things it might be investigating is all that gas"

[Dusty]

Prolly find a lot of natural gas when probing Uranus.

[estraudi]

Agency confirmed: NASA- National Ass Scrutinizing ASSociation

[TravelerKai]

(06-20-2017 01:30 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Prolly find a lot of natural gas when probing Uranus.

Leave it to Dusty to actually say something funny in a cheesy thread.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

I hope they find some juicy nuggets of information

[Hypno]

[brick tamland]

How about NASA actually putting a human being on the moon first.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

This will result in some very interesting analysis...

[Mr. D]

[Vladimir Poontang]

They're trying to get to the bottom of something huge, and all you people have is juvenile jokes.

[Dusty]

If that probe comes in too fast, it's gonna leave some giant skid marks on the surface of Uranus.

[BortimusPrime]

(06-20-2017 06:01 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

If that probe comes in too fast, it's gonna leave some giant skid marks on the surface of Uranus.

There's no surface, once you go into Uranus the pressure just increases as you get deeper in it.

[Suits]

(06-20-2017 06:44 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

(06-20-2017 06:01 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

If that probe comes in too fast, it's gonna leave some giant skid marks on the surface of Uranus.

There's no surface, once you go into Uranus the pressure just increases as you get deeper in it.

Sounds like a relationship with your average American woman.

[Paracelsus]

The Roosh V forum, ladies and gentlemen.

[Easy_C]

[Paracelsus]

^^^^

Would be more effective if you added the sound file the game gives in response to actually launching the probe

[BortimusPrime]

Why would anyone try to mine metals out of a gas giant? I thought Mass Effect was trying to be realistic.

[Paracelsus]

(06-21-2017 02:06 AM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Why would anyone try to mine metals out of a gas giant? I thought Mass Effect was trying to be realistic.

Once you penetrate through the gas, you hit a hard core of hot metal. That was probably what they meant by it.

[BortimusPrime]

(06-21-2017 02:24 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(06-21-2017 02:06 AM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Why would anyone try to mine metals out of a gas giant? I thought Mass Effect was trying to be realistic.

Once you penetrate through the gas, you hit a hard core of hot metal. That was probably what they meant by it.

But let's say I get really deep inside of Uranus. Then the pressure is 8 million atmospheres and the temperature is 5000 degrees. Clearly if I want to pull anything out of Uranus then whatever device I stick in there to get it must be unbelievably hard.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(06-21-2017 04:42 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

(06-21-2017 02:24 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(06-21-2017 02:06 AM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Why would anyone try to mine metals out of a gas giant? I thought Mass Effect was trying to be realistic.

Once you penetrate through the gas, you hit a hard core of hot metal. That was probably what they meant by it.

But let's say I get really deep inside of Uranus. Then the pressure is 8 million atmospheres and the temperature is 5000 degrees. Clearly if I want to pull anything out of Uranus then whatever device I stick in there to get it must be unbelievably hard.

[ivansirko]

Quote:

There are four proposed missions – three orbiters and a fly-by of Uranus, which would include a narrow angle camera to draw out details, especially of the ice giant’s moons. It would also drop an atmospheric probe to take a dive into Uranus’s atmosphere to measure the levels of gas and heavy elements there.

4 times? Uranus might get used to this....
Ice giants moons....I think there are 2, right?
There is no way i am taking a dive anywhere....
I am sure there is a lot of gas....
if there is a lot of heavy elements a stool sample may be required....

ya know this shit can go on forever.....

[polar]

Next time, I'll say I'm doing it for science.

[King of Monkeys]

A joke like this only comes once every 50 years, so get your telescopes ready.