[eskimobobseal]

When you contrast those kitchen girls with the muscly juiced-to-the-gills shemale in the OP, it really hits you how bad she screwed up. Can't blame that guy for saying what he said. I bet this girl would be a WB if she wore a dress and had a normal body.

[Mufasa]

(02-08-2017 05:18 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Keep in mind ALOT of crosffit girls end up eventually flat chested, that's why fake tits are rampant on shredded and jacked girls.

Lol reminds me of a time during my freshman year I told one of my teammates (girl) to say good by to her tits (they were a perky C), she said naked why. I told her "benchpress is going to turn those things into pex.".....I was right didn't..stop her from slanging that puss around

[CynicalContrarian]

I'm reminded of that one Patrice O'Neal conversation with some New York bimbo & the premise of how an average chick could effectively attract a man, if she was to lose her sexuality.
For those girls out there savvy enough to realize all they have is their sexuality, the idea of neutering themselves would be horrific.

Whereas these crazed cross-fit chicks are ruining their sexuality on purpose.
I wonder how long it took her to recover from the harsh truth of that guys text.

[Dream Medicine]

I stumbled across her Tinder profile:

Quote:

Emily, 29
1km away from beef jerky at all times

3 x crossfit snatch finalist | 8th fittest juicer in Alberta | Team hipster abduction

A few of my favourite things...

* Smashing my PB for facebook likes. #strongindependentwoman.
* Coming home after a big gym session to my ethical, paleo, gluten-free dildo.
* Maxxing out the watermelon-crushing machine. Thanks Dave for the inspiration!

My fitness routine looks like...

a. Snort two scoops of protein powder.
b. Warm up with vulva stretching to 70% engorgement.
c. Flat chest hyper-compensation with push-up brah.
d. Close-grip clean and jerk off a gym bro.
e. 5 x 5 hobbit squats until bladder failure (two minute resting bitchface between sets).
f. Hit the showers for bent-over labia crushers.

Message me if you...

- Enjoy yelling at white sugar,
- Like artistic photography of body fat calipers,
- Think you can come at me bro.

Swipe right unless you want a dumbbell to the face

(Credit: TravelerKai, Foolsgo1d, Fisto)

[CynicalContrarian]

Cross fit chicks (although quite masculine) are rather odd, to the point where even gay guys are all - hell naw...

[CynicalContrarian]

When a cross-fit chick becomes a cat lady.

Does she get lions & tigers as pets...?

[SegaSaturn1994]

Contrary to some others here I feel some sympathy for her because she has obviously put a lot of effort into her physique and it's unfortunate that she is not getting the response she would like.

With that said, she cannot realistically expect every man to be attracted to her and any woman could be turned down for a number of reasons (though men suffer the most) and there's no reason to imagine it as some grand conspiracy, 'discrimination', double standards or what not. When you get as big and manly looking as some of the women there, there is a price to pay and that price is that they become niche girls which is not all that different than all the 250 pound guys under six feet tall becoming niche guys as well; lots of girls will look down on them for their girth and dismiss them as vain morons or low class.

[CynicalContrarian]

^
"feel" "sympathy"

'roosh-suspicious.gif'

[kosko]

@Segssaturn you sound like a woman. Women love to feel bad for ugly birches because it lowers the bar for the rest of them.

Let us just call it for what it is. This is an ugly girl with a ugly soul as well. She might as well be radioactive as that will repell virtually 90% of men and the 8% sad cucks who would love to get dominated by her she won't have any interest in them as she wants a dominate man. Her own hamster keeps her wanting the top 2% of viking or gorilla men who love to eat paleo but can still bring her to her knees. She wants the top level of men in her world but is so ugly that with all things equal, in the regular world, she would still struggle for dates if you took away the muscles.

Her muscles are not the issue, don't buy her bulshit. Lots of men roam the earth that would make her look like a toy and could break her in a half in bed. Her issue is that she is ugly as a horse and has zero feminine qualities.

If she simply enjoyed the gym as a hobby (and let's be real it is her hustle and how she makes money. It is past the point of being a fringe hobby for her as she needs it to sustain her self), and still wore dresses and liked to bake muffins for her man she would not be single.

Does Serena Williams have issues getting dates? She is extremely jacked and muscled up but she is unapologetically feminine when she is not gutting bitches on the tennis court like fish. In her day to day life she likes to get dolled up and be a woman. Men can respond to that because as I mentioned there tons of gorilla and viking men who look at these big women as petite and would make them act like submissive puppies in their day to day lives.

I won't give this ugly viking woman any sympathy. She breaks all textbook simple rules that women need to do to remain attractive:

Be attractive --- which is subjective but you have to make the effort to appear that you are trying to look your best. Some women are just ugly but no woman is unattractive unless she makes herself look like that. If she made the effort I would cut her some slack but she purposely makes herself look like shit. I've seen blind girls and broads with arms missing get swooped, nature rejects with lottery bad luck for their looks/body, but they all made the effort to look feminine and the best they can; men responded.

Don't be a cunt --- her attitude is terrible and is faux dude bro, nobody likes or buys her fake brovado. How about she smile more and just be a warm person.

Be pleasent --- have fun as she obsessively OCDs over the fat in a avacado while having melt downs over cheat days. Unless you are tapped into that lifestyle yourself no regular man would ever enjoy that type of unpleasant behavior. You see how normal women are with food, now imagine a crossfit athlete that needs this all to survive financially. No thanks. It would be WWIII after her sneaking in a cheesecake.

Be modest --- She is crass and loud with tattoos and profanity.

Don't be fat --- She isn't fat but her being a muscle monkey one could argue it is just as bad on the opposite end of extremes

Be passionate and nuturing --- she is passionate about the gym.. yes...but she would OCD over fat contents while your future baby in her womb has its development stunted by a muscle monkey who refuses fat to stay shredded. She shows little care to want to nurture anything aside from her PRS. She hugs protein shakers like a baby, she likely views motherhood as a slowdown from her career. Toxic mindset that success drink women always get. Women line that learn the hard way that society will always remember mothers more. The women that raise future leaders and change makers are who we respect. Unless she cures cancer or build robots nobody is going to care about her 2p years from now. Is she the LeBron James of crossfit or simply just the, very good, but forgetfull third option on the team.

Be feminine -- she does not embrace her nature and does not embrace submission. Everything is game to her even though you know deep down she yearns for a man who can't put her in her place.

She is just a fraud. Very easy to see why she is single after you look it from that lens. I'll give my sympathy to the women who make the effort but for numerous reasons (example her just being stuck in a shitty city with few options for men) just can't lock down a dude.

[godfather dust]

I would possibly feel sympathy if she wrote a long article about how the culture had misled her into thinking that taking steroids and getting jacked would not have the effect of making her repulsive to 99% of straight men, and the only guys she gets passing interest from spend 10 hours a day on anime porn and video games, and zero making a living or working out.

That's not what she is doing, she is saying "how dare men not be into dudes with vaginas such as myself"

[Kaii]

(02-09-2017 10:12 AM)kosko Wrote:  

@Segssaturn you sound like a woman. Women love to feel bad for ugly birches because it lowers the bar for the rest of them.

Let is just call it for what it is. This is an ugly girl with a ugly soul as well. She might as well be radioactive as that will repell virtually 90% of men and the 8% sad cucks who would love to get dominated by her she won't have any interest in them as she wants a dominate man. Her own hamster keeps her wanting the top 2% of viking or gorilla men who love to eat paleo but can still bring her to her knees. She wants the top level of men in her world but is so ugly that with all things equal, in the regular world, she would still struggle for dates if you took away the muscles.

Her muscles are not the issue, don't buy her bulshit. Lots of men roam the earth that would make her look like a toy and could break her in a half in bed. Her issue is that she is ugly as a horse and has zero feminine qualities.

If she simply enjoyed the gym as a hobby (and let's be real it is her hustle and how she makes money. It is past the point of being a fringe hobby for her as she needs it to sustain her self), and still wore dresses and liked to bake muffins for her man she would not be single.

Does Serena Williams have issues getting dates? She is extremely jacked and muscled up but she is unapologetically feminine when she is not gutting bitches on the tennis court like fish. In her day to day life she likes to get dolled up and be a woman. Men can respond to that because as I mentioned there tons of gorilla and viking men who look at these big women as petite and would make them act like submissive puppies in their day to day lives.

I won't give this ugly viking woman any sympathy. She breaks all textbook simple rules that women need to do to remain attractive:

Be attractive --- which is subjective but you have to make the effort to appear that you are trying to look your best. Some women are just ugly but no woman is unattractive unless she makes herself look like that. If she made the effort I would cut her some slack but she purposely makes herself look like shit. I've seen blind birthes and broads with arms missing get swooped, nature rejects but they all made the effort to look feminine and the best they can; men responded.

Don't be a cunt --- her attitude is terrible and is faux dude brother. Nobody likes or buys her fake brovado.

Be pleasent --- have fun as she bosses over the fat in a avacado while having melt downs over cheat days. Unless you are tapped into that lifestyle yourself no regular man would ever enjoy that type of unpleasant behaviour

Be modest --- She is crass and loud with tattoos and profanity.

Don't be fat --- She isn't fat but her being a muscle monkey one could argue it is just as bad on the opposite end of extremes

Be passionate and nuturing --- she is passionate about the gym but she would bosses over fat contents while your future baby in her womb has its development team stunted by a muscle money who refuses fat to stay shredded. She shows little care to want to nurture anything aside from her PRS.

Be feminine -- she does not embrace her nature and does not embrace submission. Everything is game to her even though you know deep down she yearns for a man who can't put her in her place.

She is just a fraud. Very easy to see why she is single after you look it from that lens. I'll give my sympathy to the women who make the effort but for numerous reasons (example her just being stuck in a shitty city with few options for men) just can't lock down a dude.

[Kaii]

Well shit. Deleted - triple post, ha! My interwebs aren't liking me today.

[Kaii]

Deleted - Double post

[RexImperator]

A lot of American girls could obviously benefit from a little bit of CrossFit, but the problem is these girls who become obsessed with it...yeah they become rather mannish. Also, depending on the gym ("box") you'll notice that this sport definitely attracts its share of bad girls...lesbians, big time sluts, and girls with large tattoos. Some other classes are more or less UMC wives looking to stay in shape.

[DJ-Matt]

(02-08-2017 06:41 PM)Buck Wild Wrote:  

Why do guys even bother to explain shit to bitches like this? Just unmatch this broad and move on---just like the 50 guys before you did. A bitch like this is too far gone---no lessons to be learned here. She have long dateless stretches and either figure shit out or she won't. Either way who cares?

I disagree, the only way bitches like this ever learn any shit eventually is if they get repeatedly rejected by men they are pursuing.

Maybe this cunt is too far gone to ever get the hint and will die alone with cats, but EVERY MAN needs to push back against women like this at ALL TIMES!

We gotta quit letting women get away with shit. Every man every where should denounce unattractive behavior so if everyone does it maybe they'll get the fucking hint.

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE, NO FURTHER!

[godfather dust]

Dj-Matt that is all well and good but you don't do it online, on camera or in any other way where your life could get turned upside down via leftist doxxing just because a particularly disgusting bitch hit you up and you felt like one more message would cause you to vomit. Just find some way to block her if ignoring her is not a good enough hint.

[Foolsgo1d]

I retract my "WB if drunk" comment earlier. Saw 2 of these types in my gym earlier and felt disgusted with how much of a drugged up manjaw wannabe they were.

[C-Note]

There are some women bodybuilders with attractive faces, like Cory Everson in her prime in the 1990s. But, I probably should withhold judgment until I saw her in person and without as much makeup. Anyway, this particular woman doesn't have an attractive face, perhaps in part to her surfeit of testosterone, so she appears to be overcompensating by becoming a fitness fanatic.

[eradicator]

(02-08-2017 05:07 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

Okay, putting on fat won't help that chick. She's way too far gone.

She's more muscular, especially on her upper body, than most olympic gymnasts who've been training their whole lives. I'm pretty sure she's not natural.

Yes she needs a makeover but probably doesn't want one. Like if she stopped lifting and started doing more stretching and grew her hair longer.

There probably are guys that actually go for her current body type oddly enough.

[rainy]

(02-09-2017 09:37 AM)SegaSaturn1994 Wrote:  

Contrary to some others here I feel some sympathy for her because she has obviously put a lot of effort into her physique and it's unfortunate that she is not getting the response she would like.

She looks like a wanna-be viking who wrestles crocodiles for a living.

And where's your sympathy for all the scrawny dudes out there who don't denounce all non-paleo food whom she likely wouldn't give the light of day to? Women reject guys all day, every day based on nothing but looks and objectification and suddenly you feel sympathy towards this dinosaur hunter?

There's different types of crossfit girls though. There's the roided out wildebeest we're talking about, then there's someone like Jackie Perez.

[911]

"Cross-fit" is a horrible misnomer, it's mostly about raw power and lifting, a skillset
that is ill-suited for women, giving them distorted bodies and mentalities.
They can't play three sets of tennis, do incredible feats of skill on a balance beam.
No fitness, or skills that you see in real world-class athletes like top gymnists.

There is a real competition for cross-fitness for women, it's called the heptathlon,
and here is what the best cross-fit heptathletes actually look like,
very well-toned, ultrafit women, not modern freaks:


World champion heptathlete Tatyana Chernova






UK Heptathlete champ Devon Byrne





UK Heptathlete Louise Hazel. That's what a world-class
female athlete looks like

[911]

Syrian hepthatlete Ghada Shoua, gold medalist at the 1984 LA Olympics.
No hijab there, and I bet she makes a good plate of humus.


Caroline Pearce- Heptathlete





World Championship and olympic medalist Brianne Theisen Eaton
repping the True North Strong and Free



heptathlete Jessica Ennis





Swedish heptathlete Carolina Klueft

[kaotic]

^^^The girls above aren't power lifters, the most jacked girls you'll see in the Olympics are sprinters and gymnasts, the leanest would be the cross country runners.

You look at the power lifting bitches in the olympics they looks like crossfit chicks

https://www.google.com/search?q=female+o...8Q_AUIBigB


So I went out with the crossfit chick last night and almost got the bang.

Straight up, she's just like me, she thinks it's weird, I think it's hilarious.

Raunchy, shit talking, and vulgar - mostly via text.

When we actually hungout in person, she was dressed cut, when she took her coat off you can tell she was jacked - as she bent over shooting pool - I caught the dudes behind her staring at her, I smirk at them, they give me that nod of approval.

In person, we talked about our life stories, shit we've done, shit we've been through, with corny/sex jokes aside.

Eventually we drive back to her place.

I get her naked, tight banging hard 8 body, great firm ass, decent look pussy, BUT like mentioned before her tits were SAD ! Standard for cross fit chicks, but her lower half made up for it.

Surprisingly one basic bitch tattoos, not many piercings either, wasn't shredded, but you can tell she lifts.

Now she isn't the hottest looking chick in the world but she's a freak.

She kept telling me we weren't having sex, clearly entertaining the idea of it.

I tried reeling her pussy in for for 3 hours (I'm on 2 hours of sleep right now).

She had bed restraints, talks about how I missed the window of her cock hopping after her break up, now she's not trying to fuck on the first date.

She keeps telling me how I'm so much like her but she loves the facts I give her shit back and am not afraid of opening my mouth.

You've gotta be high energy for these bitches, the sex is always amazing with fit girls, their emotions typically aren't.

Another thing to note, they compete with EVERYTHING, she got all feisty I wasted her ass at pool, I restrained her in bed, that I knew all her turn on spots, how to make her squirt, she was mad that I wasn't finding any surprises with her.

I dated a fit girl before, but not like this bitch, these girls sooner or later burn out, and all that working out, lifting, dieting, and supplementing (using juice or not) WON'T be kind to these girls.

[McCarthy]

This is why I don’t believe in "alpha females" and "gender equality".

Cunts will always be cunts. When shit hits the fan, or when things don’t go well -----> Female hypoagency / pussy pass.

[nomadbrah]

Abs on women is absolutely disgusting.