I had to physically throw a girl out of my place a few years back.
I was living in a Hostel which was 4 floors high and was very similar to university dorms.
There was a girl who lived a few doors down and was a massive slut. She would boast about how many guys she was fucking in the shared living room constantly as well as show off all texts / gifts she was getting.
To be fair she was attractive (7/7.5 Polish,slim,blue eyes) but her demeanor was disgusting.
I had a girlfriend at the time so I paid her no attention when she would attempt to spark up conversation.
One night she and a few people were getting wasted in her room and she decided to knock at my door. I was on the phone to my girlfriend at the time so I ignored it. She kept knocking shouting (Ulterior, I need your help please answer)
I told my girlfriend to hold on and I opened the door. As soon as I did she pushed the door nearly knocking me off my feet, jumped straight onto my bed and said she wasn't going to leave until I fucked her.
My girlfriend was losing her shit on the phone, I told her I'd call her back.
It took around 5 minutes of fighting her from pulling me onto the bed (and some serious debating whether I should just smash it) before I manged to get her half out the door. She managed to get free and run straight to my bed again, luckily I got her by the waist and launched her straight out of my door like this.
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/bLxrToqfjThYs/giphy.gif)
She rolled against the floor into the door opposite with a loud thud. I locked my door and called my girlfriend back.
The next day I saw her by reception, she said I had bruised her arm and that I'm an asshole.
My girlfriend gave me the best BJ I'd had to date the next time I saw her.
I was living in a Hostel which was 4 floors high and was very similar to university dorms.
There was a girl who lived a few doors down and was a massive slut. She would boast about how many guys she was fucking in the shared living room constantly as well as show off all texts / gifts she was getting.
To be fair she was attractive (7/7.5 Polish,slim,blue eyes) but her demeanor was disgusting.
I had a girlfriend at the time so I paid her no attention when she would attempt to spark up conversation.
One night she and a few people were getting wasted in her room and she decided to knock at my door. I was on the phone to my girlfriend at the time so I ignored it. She kept knocking shouting (Ulterior, I need your help please answer)
I told my girlfriend to hold on and I opened the door. As soon as I did she pushed the door nearly knocking me off my feet, jumped straight onto my bed and said she wasn't going to leave until I fucked her.
My girlfriend was losing her shit on the phone, I told her I'd call her back.
It took around 5 minutes of fighting her from pulling me onto the bed (and some serious debating whether I should just smash it) before I manged to get her half out the door. She managed to get free and run straight to my bed again, luckily I got her by the waist and launched her straight out of my door like this.
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/bLxrToqfjThYs/giphy.gif)
She rolled against the floor into the door opposite with a loud thud. I locked my door and called my girlfriend back.
The next day I saw her by reception, she said I had bruised her arm and that I'm an asshole.
My girlfriend gave me the best BJ I'd had to date the next time I saw her.
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