[Comte De St. Germain]

Pretty sure she was around 280 give or take 20 pounds. Well I needed a place to crash, was drunk, horny, and I'm not going to the gas station as 2 AM and get shanked so I can fill up my tank(while completely intoxicated mind you).

So I did what any desperate man would do. Manned the harpoon. There was shame. There was disgust. And I made sure to throw up on the wall on my way out instead of on the bed when I woke up.

[redbeard]

(02-04-2017 10:57 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

Pretty sure she was around 280 give or take 20 pounds. Well I needed a place to crash, was drunk, horny, and I'm not going to the gas station as 2 AM and get shanked so I can fill up my tank(while completely intoxicated mind you).

So I did what any desperate man would do. Manned the harpoon. There was shame. There was disgust. And I made sure to throw up on the wall on my way out instead of on the bed when I woke up.

The rare "bang a girl twice your bodyweight" flag.

[Comte De St. Germain]

(02-04-2017 11:21 AM)redbeard Wrote:  

(02-04-2017 10:57 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

Pretty sure she was around 280 give or take 20 pounds. Well I needed a place to crash, was drunk, horny, and I'm not going to the gas station as 2 AM and get shanked so I can fill up my tank(while completely intoxicated mind you).

So I did what any desperate man would do. Manned the harpoon. There was shame. There was disgust. And I made sure to throw up on the wall on my way out instead of on the bed when I woke up.

The rare "bang a girl twice your bodyweight" flag.

Oi! Us stick kin take offense to this.

[asdfk]

There was this one club in a not-to-be-named EE city where I hadn't scored after a few months of living in that city. My friends made fun of me for this. They happily banged away at all the sloppy Brittish tourists coming in, and I'm standing at the sidelines with my dick in my hand. One of my friends drunkenly offers the argument that I should "lower my standards". Yet did I know.

The next night I'm there alone, happily pounding away wodka clubs. I'm standing on the dance floor, and feel a hand on my shoulder. I turn around, and this blond girl says something that I can't hear due to the music blasting at 120DB.

I smile back at her, and she starts making out with me. This happens every now and then, but she proceeds to eat my face like it's made out of cheesecake.

After five minutes of this, I take a step back. Wrong decision. Her face didn't reveal it, but she easily qualifies for "obese". I have no clue how you guys make an estimation of how much these land whales weigh. She was just fat as fuck.

I was disgusted, but I remembered the words of my friends. While she blabbers away, cut her off and say: "Look, I'm going downstairs to drink. If you want to come home with me, join me in 5 minutes." And I walk off.

Trying to drown my PTSD from the make-out with more soda clubs, ten minutes later miss fatty taps my shoulder again. I again remember the words of my friend, gnarl my teeth and take her to a cab.

Afterwards, I have no idea why I took the advice of my friend so seriously.

Let's just say that when I removed her underwear, the most disgusting smell hit my nose. A mixed scent of shit, sweat and pussy juice. Personal hygiene was not one of her strong suits. I lost my hard-on, made up a lame excuse and friendly escorted her to her hotel. I felt so disgusted that I vowed celibacy for a month. (That is not a joke)

When I told this to my friend the next day, he laughed his ass off. No fatties no more for asdfk.

[BigTony]

I can't imagine that a fatty would smell good down there. I'll pass.

[not-a-pua]

I have no idea, I didn't put her on a scale but she was fat.
A friend of mine had a much funnier story. He tried to bang a fat chick but she was so fat he couldn't get in. He claimed no position worked.
Her legs were so heavy he started sweating trying to get the legs apart.

Never bang a fat chick.

[Mufasa]

I have to change my statement councelor.

I went through a cold streak and I met this fat chick out one night. She had a cute face and her titties looked amazing. She was tall so If I had to guess she was north of 220 :/

I went on a hot streak for the next 3 days after that.

[realologist]

(02-05-2017 02:56 PM)Mufasa Wrote:  

I have to change my statement councelor.

I went through a cold streak and I met this fat chick out one night. She had a cute face and her titties looked amazing. She was tall so If I had to guess she was north of 220 :/

I went on a hot streak for the next 3 days after that.

Sometimes a shooter just has to see the ball drop through the hoop to catch fire again.

[philosophical_recovery]

Half black girl with big tits off of tinder. Had to be around 160-180, hopefully not more so I can still claim I've never banged a girl that weighed more than me as I weigh close to 200.

Damn good cocksucker. Enjoyed it and she kept trying to get me to eat her pussy but I declined. Came twice anyway.

I felt a mix of shame and pleasure.

Made up for it by nailing a tall thin blonde model chick on my birthday.

Previous to that the only other fat girl was someone with a pear shaped body. Clearly I wasn't paying that much attention to the shake of her ass because it was held tight by jeans and not muscle tone or taught skin. The clothes came off and she was so damn flabby.

Just the thought of touching her jiggly ass sides that had no real anchor during the bang gets rid of my boner.



It was so bad I had to fake an orgasm just so that it was over.

Even the butterfaces I've banged since then were fit.

There's something about young chicks that don't really have to work out to maintain their ripe bodies.

[realologist]

This is what I posted in the busted lizard thread.

Quote:

Mine was while in college. Sometimes one of my roommates would leave because his girlfriend would ruin the vibe but it was good because I would usually find a ride. There were a lot times in a row where I had no money for a cab and would try to pick up girls for a ride.

The first time I had to walk home about 6.5 miles but at this point I had been on fire. I had like 4-5 straight times in a row with getting a girl to give me a ride home and stay the night.

This night I wasn't on it. I had no money for a cab, I was drunk and I wasn't walking that long walk again. At last call I see this ugly, fat chick (she atleast had big tits)that was about a 4 that had a crush on me. I told her about my having no ride.

She told me she would give me a ride. So I get in her car and she says the only way she will drop me off at her apartment is if I fuck her. I was not doing that walk again.

I sneak her in my apartment and bang her. I cover up her whole body with a blanket except her titties. I make up some excuse for her to leave at 6am.

My friends in the morning asked if I found a ride. I told them I took a cab. I was too embarrassed to tell them who I fucked.

She was by far the heaviest chick I ever banged. Probably 200-210ish

[Heart Break Kid]

Maybe 5'5 150, banged few chubby girls but not one that was really huge.

I think about banging girls with large frames, like a tall samoan chick or something, probably wouldn't feel too good but it's fun to fantasize.