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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 07:27 AM
Inspired by the tall lizard thread, I decided to spawn this one. The heaviest lizard I banged was 280lbs (20 stones for my Brit posse). She was 5'11 so I eyeballed her at around 240lbs, I had no idea her bones were so dense <<Is this me justifying it hahahaha! The weight seemed to be spread evenly through her tits and other delectable regions.
What about you guys? What's the heaviest lizard you've poked?
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02-01-2017, 08:57 AM
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 09:10 AM
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 11:39 AM
Counting the wheelchair? 220lbs
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02-01-2017, 11:46 AM
When I was younger, more beta, and had lower standards I harpooned a few land-whales and still have PTSD over it to this day.
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 11:55 AM
Personally I can't say for certain as I didn't have them get on a scale, but two stick out in my mind and they were easily 200lbs+.
I'm sickened by that fact alone and don't want to know what their exact weight was.
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 12:04 PM
I have no idea how much she weighed, but the poossy was hidden within folds of flesh. It was such a turn-off! I get the creeps just thinking about it. She was wet as ocean though, lol
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02-01-2017, 12:17 PM
220. I only know this because she got into a heated argument with my roommate. She was a die hard feminist, and when she pulled out her sparkly pink phone, he cracked a joke about feminists not being allowed to have pink phones so as not to fold to society's expectations. She then went into a massive tirade, then the argument steered to this:
Him: There are clear differences between men and women. To play defensive end in the NFL, you need to be at least 220 pounds.
Her: I weigh 220!
Him: So you're telling me you could play in the NFL?
Her: Yes!
To be honest, she wore it well. There were no rolls, she was just thick with a big juicy ass. I never saw her after that night because she eventually stormed off and called me an asshole for sitting back and laughing as my roommate steamrolled her.
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02-01-2017, 02:23 PM
She was somewhere between 160-180. She wore it well though with huge titties and a phat ass. Also 5'11 which Im sure added to the weight.
I bet most men have fucked a girl that was heavier than they thought especially if it was a tall girl. All that extra bone mass adds up. Obviously there are biological differences but I was tall and super skinny in high school but weighed in at 190lbs. Theres no reason why a 6'3 college volleball girl can't weigh in at north of 155 especially if she's a leaper and double-especially if she's got a muscular upper body build. Gotta remember muscle is denser than fat.
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-01-2017, 02:38 PM
She's not a lady if she's under 280...
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02-02-2017, 01:48 PM
Quote: (02-01-2017 02:38 PM)wi30 Wrote:
She's not a lady if she's under 280...
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02-02-2017, 03:28 PM
Hate to admit it, but unfortunately I've bested moma's record. I've slayed some literal land whales back in the day.
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02-02-2017, 03:33 PM
This should have been a poll.
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02-02-2017, 05:01 PM
In my younger days I have to admit to a few dragons that were probably around the 190-220 range.
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02-02-2017, 05:33 PM
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02-02-2017, 06:04 PM
Hang on a minute, I'll ask her...
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-04-2017, 07:36 AM
We've all done things we weren't proud of as beginners. Anyone who tells you otherwise is full of it.
Thankfully though the heaviest girl I've ever banged was actually in great shape. She was just tall as fuck.
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-04-2017, 10:37 AM
250 lbs chick, 5'11, solid 5 about 10 years ago. Not my proudest bang but I learned not to bang severely overweight chicks after that bad sex.
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What is the heaviest lizard you banged
02-04-2017, 10:42 AM
I knew this was a Moma post before my eyes focused and read the title or the poster clearly. I just knew it.