After traveling through the Balkans for 6 months, I felt compelled to write up a sheet. Always wanted to write a pamphlet, and here goes:
1. Serbia - Best women, which vastly outnumber males. Darker features (hair, eyes) and some are quite tall. Party capital of the Balkans. Had the best steak of my entire career and it was dirt cheap. Belgrade is where its at but I did not get laid due to leaving to soon. I had like 3 numbers without even trying but had to leave for business in Sofia
2. Bulgaria - tons of fun all summer along the black sea coast and Sofia. Went to meet this one girl I met back in 2012 only to find she was lame, even though we had heavy sexting sessions on Skype, she didn't eat my cock when I pulled it out in the car. I left the car laughing though, since I never do that and it was funny af. Back in Sofia, i found an apt near the mall and ended up nailed 3 different and wonderful girls. One ended up taking am 8hr bus to visit me later in Macedonia, where she got it right up the ass by the lake.
3. Macedonia - Aside from the bulgarian girl coming to visit, I mostly chilled out, getting baked and watching large amounts of TV. This was actually really fun as I never watch TV. Many times, I found myself laughing quite hard at the foreign programs but mostly watched Robot Wars and also worked from the laptop. I would do hikes and be social too, but really just felt like doing almost nothing...which was very empowering and rejuvinating
4. Albania - The first hostel I stayed at was a nightmare of lost souls doing acid and coke. Wasn't prepared for that, but it was new years so I had fun laughing at them and drinking beer. Then I got an apt in Tirana which had a massage place on the bottom floor. I was quite sore and walked in for a good hour long. It was great for the muscles and at one point I was squeezing her nice Albanian ass. Pretty soon her mouth was around my cock and the rest is history. I will be going back
1. Serbia - Best women, which vastly outnumber males. Darker features (hair, eyes) and some are quite tall. Party capital of the Balkans. Had the best steak of my entire career and it was dirt cheap. Belgrade is where its at but I did not get laid due to leaving to soon. I had like 3 numbers without even trying but had to leave for business in Sofia
2. Bulgaria - tons of fun all summer along the black sea coast and Sofia. Went to meet this one girl I met back in 2012 only to find she was lame, even though we had heavy sexting sessions on Skype, she didn't eat my cock when I pulled it out in the car. I left the car laughing though, since I never do that and it was funny af. Back in Sofia, i found an apt near the mall and ended up nailed 3 different and wonderful girls. One ended up taking am 8hr bus to visit me later in Macedonia, where she got it right up the ass by the lake.
3. Macedonia - Aside from the bulgarian girl coming to visit, I mostly chilled out, getting baked and watching large amounts of TV. This was actually really fun as I never watch TV. Many times, I found myself laughing quite hard at the foreign programs but mostly watched Robot Wars and also worked from the laptop. I would do hikes and be social too, but really just felt like doing almost nothing...which was very empowering and rejuvinating
4. Albania - The first hostel I stayed at was a nightmare of lost souls doing acid and coke. Wasn't prepared for that, but it was new years so I had fun laughing at them and drinking beer. Then I got an apt in Tirana which had a massage place on the bottom floor. I was quite sore and walked in for a good hour long. It was great for the muscles and at one point I was squeezing her nice Albanian ass. Pretty soon her mouth was around my cock and the rest is history. I will be going back
