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In the future this will be a common joke.
In the future this will be a common joke.
wanna hear a joke?
Are you 12?
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Off to the gulag you go.
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Off to the gulag you go.
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Yes, I heard there would be jokes?
Two crackers were walking in the parking lot.
One was a salted.
One was a salted.
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Cows die,
family die,
you will die the same way.
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that never dies:
the reputation of the one who's died.
What do you call a bla..
What are five Jews in a...
Yeah forget this.
What are five Jews in a...
Yeah forget this.
OP I found a picture of you! Pls confirm Y/N??
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There are already many jokes threads.
You don't get there till you get there
Quote: (12-10-2016 01:10 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:
OP I found a picture of you! Pls confirm Y/N??
Dude, don't doxx, this is private!
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Cows die,
family die,
you will die the same way.
I know only one thing
that never dies:
the reputation of the one who's died.
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This thread is going in the direction I was hoping for.
Here's a joke:
After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
But seriously:
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After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
But seriously:
"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it." -Monsieur Gustave H, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
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