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From bad to worst:

After overhearing me tell my relatives about how my date had huge teeth the size of a fist, a family friend immediately jumped into playing matchmaker on her own volition. The way she described the girl's she had in mind for me was greatly exaggerated. She told me she had many girls to introduce to me so I thought ok, I'm luck. I get to choose. The first girl she that she mentioned was a girl who studied in singapore and can speak english. She kept on saying that this girl had a lovely voice and was very cute. I had my finger's crossed that it would be true but when she showed me the girls pics on facebook, I was like "are you serious?". The girl was a ham beast. Huge tall and troll look in stature and demeanor. She had small tiny eyes and short hair and wore glasses. She reminded me of one of those fat geeky chicks who have those weird laughs and giggles. Immediately I asked her what other girls she knew lol. But she kept on insisting on this girl and saying that she's really cute and had a nice voice. I could give two fucks what her voice sounded like if she looked like shriek. There was no way in hell I was gonna meet this chick.

After seeing what she wanted to introduce to me, I didn't have high hopes for the second prospect and I was right. Although the second girl was much thinner and smaller in build then the first girl, she looked to be a 5 at best with heavy makeup. When I saw her on camera, I subtracted 1.5-2 points. Meanwhile this woman is insisting on introducing me to the first girl because that's her cousin and they are related. She called up the ham beast and then handed me the phone. Fuck me! I had to talk with this girl. She looked and acted exactly how I had pictured her to act. Tall, brutish, and geeky. There wasn't a ounce of femininity in her. I remained calm and courtesy and then ended the call soon after. This woman insisted that I add both of the girls, but was really upsaling and pushing me to meet the first girl. Reluctantly, I added both of them. Fuck my life!!!

[destiny]

Two more introductions:

Previously about 1.5 weeks ago, an old man who is a viet kieu was having coffee at my aunt's stall. We started to chat and then he said he would drive me around the city since he said I was bored. I didn't realize until later that he was also meeting up with his relatives and friends. One of his relatives mentioned that he knew a girl he could introduce to me since I told him I was single. I didn't really think much about it at the time, but then he said he was gonna get her out to meet me another day for dim sum. He then proceeded to show me a pic of her, FUCK! She looked like a fucking tomboy with hair shorter then me and it was spikey too. Her eyes were also tiny. The guy told me she suited my build because she was big and bulky. How the hell do these people rationalize just because you work out that automatically girls who look like shriek are automatically your type? I should have just told him no in some polite way, but I messed up and was too nice to say to him"what the fuck was he thinking?". When the old man drove me home that day, I was crossing my fingers hoping that his relative was just saying that but was not serious about setting us up.
Two days later, my aunt phoned me at 10am asking for me to go downstairs because the old man was looking for me. FUCK!!!
I made some bs excuse that I was busy that day so we called it off. He then tried again 2 days later and this time, I told him that I wasn't really looking to meet anyone right now because I'm busy with work. I then handed him my facebook profile so that he would stop pestering me knowing that I had set my privacy settings so that no one could find me hahaha and sent him off. Bullet dodged!

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Don't think I want anymore introductions:

I thought the introductions would stop after this, but to my surprise I received a phone call 2 days ago from my aunt. Previously about a week or so, I had noticed an attractive girl sitting down and drinking coffee at my aunt's stall. I asked my aunt about her after she had left. My aunt didn't know who I was talking about and then about describing her to my aunt to my best ability, I thought she had figured out the girl. I told my aunt that if she ever returned to drink coffee again that my aunt was to call me immediately and then I would come down and my aunt would introduce me. Well that day had arrived but it didn't turn out the way I had hoped. When I arrived down at my aunt's coffee stall, she mentioned that the girl's mother was there and that she had told her mother that I had taken an interest in her daughter so her mother called her daughter to come down. I felt a bit embarrassed that she would say this to her but whatever was done was done. I proceeded to sit down and talk with the girl's mother to my best ability using vietnamese. Then about 15-20 minutes later the girl arrived. I scanned her from head to toe. It wasn't the right girl, SHIT!!!

Now my aunt dug me into a big hole. She had just told this girl's mother that I liked her and now she was here but this wasn't the girl I was interested in, or perhaps my eyes were playing tricks on me that day. The girl I saw that day looked younger, taller, and cuter. But this girl... she looked way older and was shorter and her teeth weren't the greatest. She was still bangable but did I really want to commit to someone that I found just bangable?

I tried to remain calm and courtesy but my lack of interest was showing. I tried to cover it up but asking the girl questions, but she wasn't very talkative neither and the language barrier made it even worst. I found out she was 31 years old and worked in a nail salon. Hardly gf material. The girl's mother mentioned that she had 2 other daughters and showed me pics of them. The older one was already married but there was a younger one in her early 20s. I looked at her photos and she looked cute but her mother insisted that she was actually kind of fat and build in real life. I didn't want to test her claim so I left it at that. While talking with this girl now, another old man, a viet kieu came and sat down at our table and started talking with me while I was trying to have a conversation with this girl and her mother. Even after mentioning to him that I was being introduced to this girl, he couldn't take a hint. So, the girl mentioned that I should go eat rice with her and her mother inside of the living room of my aunt's stall. While eating with them and feeling awkward as hell, suddenly the woman from a 2 days ago who tried to hook me up with that ham beast walked into the living room. She glanced over at us eating dinner and then me and her locked eyes. We exchanged gestures and then she walked out. My aunt later told me she asked who the two people were who were eating rice with me. This was super awkward and now I had even more drama to deal with. If this woman were to confront me in the future about this, I don't even know how I would answer her. I felt kind of bad for her but at the same time, what the fuck woman? You couldn't introduce some decent looking girl to me but instead tried to introduce shriek's cousin to me. What did you expect me to do?

Holy fuck, what is with my string of bad luck lately?

[Kangaroo]

Hilarious stuff, keep the updates coming.

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A string of more dates:

I have been on several more dates, however I haven't really found a single girl that I really like. Let me describe each girl and the dates we have had together so far.

The 18 year old Hipster:

A women that delivers vegetables to my aunt saw me a while back and inquired about me through my aunt. She learned that I was from Canada and it turns out that she has a daughter that is 18 and is looking to make me her son in law. It seems rather that maybe she is looking to use me to get her daughter abroad instead but I don't have any proof of this.

One night while I was talking with my aunt, she brings up this woman and tells me how this woman has a daughter and then shows me her photo. The girl looked alright in the photo somewhere between a 6-6.5. Nothing crazy but bangable. My aunt said she was tall and suited me. She at least looked the best out of all the prospects that my relatives have been trying to introduce to me so far so I when my aunt asked me if I wanted to meet her, I just said yeah, why not.

The next day while I was eating lunch sitting at a bench outside while my other aunt was washing the dishes, this girl with semi-long hair wearing all black in boots walks in and delivers the goods. My aunt inquired about her, and she told her that she was making a delivery for her mother. I immediately recognized the girl. What a coincidence or perhaps something orchestrated by her mother. I barely got a look at her before she took off. My aunt said she was pretty but I wasn't going to take her words at face value considering what I have experienced so far. Later when my other aunt came home, I told her what happened and asked if her daughter usually delivers for her mother. My aunt said no, I knew it! The mother probably told her daughter to deliver the goods hoping that I would see her daughter. My aunt now kept on asking if I wanted to meet this girl, I didn't get a good look at her, but what did I have to lose. My aunt called the girl's mother and within 15-20 minutes she returned with her mother. I didn't expect this to happen, instead just expecting to get a phone number or facebook contact. I glanced at the girl briefly. She was ok, nothing spectacular but she wasn't ugly or anything either, just kind of cute. She appeared very shy. Her mother on the other end had her eyes lit up like a $$ sign. She was very happy to talk with me and insisted that I call her older sister (chi) instead of auntie (co).

Her mother asked me if her daughter was ok. I obviously said yes. I initiated a conversation with the girl while my aunt and her mother went inside to talk about us. The girl spoke some english and seemed ok at first but very reserved and shy. She mentioned that her mother and my aunt was talking about us while I tried to ease the tension but joking with her a bit. Then her mother returned and my aunt told me to take her to go grab a drink outside while we both headed out. Now I took a more careful look at her and she was not tall at all, average height. She had dyed the bottom half of her hair into some green and grayish color and dressed like a hipster. I didn't know what to think of her style but I didn't like the hair. We went to some coffee chain in my area and I paid for the drinks of course as we sat down. The girl was pretty shy and quiet as I pretty much carried the conversation for the both of us. I tried to ask her what her interests and hobbies were but all I got were one word answers like "I like to sleep". I found her personality and interests quite boring. I think this may be due to the age differences but then again, I had gone out with another girl that was 19 just a few weeks back who showed more enthusiasm then this chick even though she was shy too. After talking for like 1.5-2 hours, I called it quits. I wasn't feeling it with this chick. She had tanned dark skin, hairy arms, and some weird hair color. Her fashion sensed screamed I want to rebel. I prefer women who are more feminine, have more interests, and are more driven. She lacked all of these qualities, plus I noticed several times that whenever she smiled or laughed, her big chin bulged out. I'm not really attracted to girls with big chins.

We walked back and bid farewell. Back at my relatives house, I told my aunt that this girl was extremely boring and had zero conversational skills. My aunt then proceeds to lecture me saying how this girl is only 18 years old and doesn't go out nor works, that is why she is like this. She seems fixated on me dating this girl however, I'm not sensing any interest from this girl nor am I particular attracted to her. Don't get me wrong, I would still bang her if given the chance, but she's nothing special and I don't think I could really bang this girl without her mother later forcing me to marry her. I hear from my aunt that this girl has a grandmother over in the states. Since I don't feel any interest from the both of us, I feel this is more of a ply by her mother to help her get into Canada instead. I mention this to my aunt who then berates me saying "what's so good about Canada? She has a grandmother in the USA." I then tell her the quality of life is better in Canada then the USA due to free healthcare, safety, natural resources, etc. She snuffs and runs off.

About a week passes, and my aunt keeps on insisting that I try to arrange another date with this girl so after much pressure, I succumb and message her on facebook. Her answers and lack of timely response time don't really signal any interests in me when I ask her when she is free to go out. About 1-2 days pass and then just out of the blue this girl messages me saying she's free that evening. If I had had a date with another girl I would have told her to take a hike. We agree to meet that evening. Seeing that I can't drive a motorbike and that I want this girl to start investing more into this, I figure I should get her to drive me to the mall where we will have our date. She tells me that she can't really drive well so I'm left with resorting to call a grab car taxi. Since I don't know where the hell she lives and she lives pretty close to me, I tell her to come over and then I will come a taxi for us. A few hours later, she texts me saying that its raining and that I should take the taxi to her house first and pick her up and then go to the mall. Is this a foreshadowing of what is to come in the future with this girl?

I agree but then when I go outside, I see no rain at all. Her place is literally like 5 minutes from my place but she was too lazy to walk her instead inconveniencing me. I call and book a grab car but the idiot never shows up after I waited close to 20 minutes so I cancelled the ride. Before while I was still waiting for this guy, I mentioned that the car has been delayed and that she should just over here since it was late. She insisted instead that I cancel the ride and walk to her house and then book a new grab ride. Yes woman, make me walk over to your house when I have no frigging idea about the neighborhood and a high chance of getting lost. I end up getting lost because google maps was incorrect but eventually found her house after her mother ran after me on the street.

Inside her house, I exchanged formalities with her mother while her daughter didn't really talk much. The girl was dressed up but her fashion wasn't really my cup of tea. She was wearing a grey glittering sweater or something and a skirt. Her and her mother were like gossiping about me not really knowing that I could understand a little bit of what they were saying. They mentioned something about me should have having called a taxi instead of a grab car and some other things. Eventually the car arrived at we were on our way. As expected the girl was pretty silent and reserved and I had to ask her all the questions while in car. When we arrived, I decided to try and loosen her up so I brought her up to the arcade where we played some girls which seemed to relax her. When we got down to our last token, I gave it to her to pick a game to play and she instead is like I'm gonna keep this token as a memory or something. This date was boring as hell. I decided to tease her a bit more and later when we got approached by some girl trying to sell a gym membership. I decided to troll the girl but telling her that I was leaving the country tonight and that she should have found me earlier and other BS which left my date laughing her ass off.

I thought this would have made things much better but at least my date was still a robot. When we finally had dinner, I tried to add some sexual tension but not talking anymore and looking at her when she looked at me. This only made her giggle and look shyly away a few times. I wasn't really feeling it with this girl but she seemed more interested in me by the end of the date. When we were inside of the grab car, she wouldn't let me pay for the ride and we kind of playfully fighted by grapping each other's arms and hands trying to hand over the money. I let her pay for it btw in the end

After the date, I knew I wasn't going to see this girl anymore. I don't think it's a matter of age being the issue, she is just a boring person with no interests whatsoever. She's probably like one of those people who comes home from school and then locks themselves in their bedroom all day long doing god knows what. When I told my aunt my decision to not see this girl anymore, she wasn't happy and continued to lecture me, but I think its for the best. First of all, I'm not particularly attracted to her, her personality is dull and boring, and if I do make any moves on her, essentially I would become more bf or her mother would make damn sure that I be. Bedding her would also be a problem as I would now essentially be married to her. Also she lives in my area, therefore potentially cockblocking me from other girls. All in all, not a good idea unless the girl was hot and interesting. The only thing this girl has going for her is her age, that's it. On one final note, almost 99% of the time, if we have a good date and the girl likes me, she will message me either that night saying something like "did you get home yet or saying they had a great time." This girl on the other end has never initiated a single conversation with me at all, which leads me to believe this whole thing is orchestrated by her mother.

Case closed!

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The Overly Enthusiastic Chick

I met this girl online through vietnamcupid a few weeks back. Her photos made her look pretty decent and she appeared to have a nice package, face was cute too, although her nose isn't that great and her chin is slightly big. I would rate her photos between a 6.5-7. Right off the bat, she appeared very enthusiastic with me while chatting online and we agreed to meet up like 2 days later. The night before, not wanting to experience any surprises I had a videochat with her. I guess I should have expected this, but yeah, she did not look as good as in her photos and I had already made a date with the next night. She wasn't ugly or anything but nothing special neither and had a few acne scars on her face. I hate that shit! Not the acne scars but how women love to photoshop their photos and remove all of these key details about their facial features and make themselves look a lot better. She had now lowered herself to around a 6 at best. She appeared a little weird too but randomly singing. I always get the sense that chicks who randomly sing out of the blue have a few screws loose or something.

Due to my current living situation, my logistics is pretty bad and therefore I am unable to bring girls back to my hotel without people knowing.
Therefore my dates with women until I get my logistics sorted out which is pending my video projects being finished in my area are mainly just coffee and maybe eating dates. Anyways we met up the next night after she was done work. She wasn't wearing anything spectacular although her white top revealed that she had a nice rack and her butt was a generous size. She's got one of those butterfaces but with a nice body and ok height. She had hairy arms though. Wait, I thought most asian women were suppose to have hairless arms. Definitely bangable but I don't think long-term relationship material.

We sit down and have drinks and some dessert. Immediately within 5 minutes of sitting down, this chick is already spoon feeding me which I find a little strange. Typically girls are shy when I am on dates with them and don't do this but not this girl. The only thing that was circling in my thoughts was is this chick a hoe? Why is she spoon feeding me so fast and letting me drink out of her drink already? She starts playing with her phone afterwards and then starts showing me pics about her interests and her dancing and singing. She tells me we are only going out as friends and that she wants to practice her english, yeah right. You don't spoon feed your friend and flirt with them if you just want to practice english and be friends with someone. We build some rapport and I get her feeling comfortable and relaxed in my company as I notice she is sitting closer to me now and is touching me. I move her upstairs and we have dinner and do some more talking. I like how she prepares my utensils and gets my food ready for me without me asking. She is already taking about our second date while we're eating. I don't try to make any physical moves on her because of two reasons. First my logistics is bad and I don't want her to heat her up before that is down. Second, I am still debating whether or not I want to see her again. See, if I am on a date with a chick that I really dig, grabbing her arm and being more physical with her is much easier like from my previous trip where I already held hands with that girl that I slept with on the first night. But with girls that I am unsure of, its hard for me to be physical with them because I don't know if I want to continue seeing them.
The date ends well and I can tell this chick is into me, but I don't see her as gf material, just a f-buddy. She texts me later that night about how she had a great time and likes me. We meet a week later.

It's basically a repeat of the first date except we eat dinner first. Funny thing though, while eating dinner, I see two different couples come and sit down near our table. Both couples are oddly matched. The first couple is a very attractive tall vietnamese woman with a short ugly vietnamese guy. The second couple is an even more attractive vietnamese girl with a fat tall pale asian guy who I suspect was korean. I was getting jealous now and a bit bitter. Here I see two different couples where the girl is a lot better looking then the dudes whereas in my case, I was better looking then the girl. At first I thought maybe, it might be due to both of these dudes being loaded, but then I thought surely, all of these dudes that you see with an attractive girl can't all be rich and loaded because if that was the case, Vietnam wouldn't be this poor. I even see a lot of local viet dudes just driving motorbikes with beautiful pretty girls in my area and I'm pretty sure those dudes aren't rich or anything. Was it money, connections, game? What the hell was it? I mean surely I couldn't have been that far off from them financially if I was eating at the same restaurant as these two dudes and paying the same bill as them. I was better looking then them, and I was at least the same height as that fat guy if not taller. So what the hell was it that I'm missing? Why aren't I the one on a date with a beautiful vietnamese girl instead of settling for going out with this girl?

My attraction for my date sank lower, and it was quite difficult to focus on my date and talk with her while my mind was overcome with jealously and envy. After paying for dinner, I moved my date over for drinks where she spoon fed me again and let me swoop saliva with her by drinking out of my cup with her straw. My date today was dressed less appealing then the last time and I couldn't really see the curvatures of her body. I didn't really know if I wanted to see this girl again however, I planted the seed in her that she should come over to my house once I moved and we would cook dinner together after she suggested that I go to her brother's place and she would cook me dinner at another time.

I still feel like I should sleep with her but after seeing those other girls it's hard to consider this girl ltr. We exchanged some brief touching near the end as we both grabbed each others waist while moving between escalators. I feel like the next time I see her, if I decide to see her that I should grab her hand otherwise it will feel like to her that we aren't moving forward. We bid farewell and I took a grab bike home. While sitting in the passenger seat in the grab bike, the other thing my mind was thinking about was how do I get those women that I saw those two guys with. Those are the types of girls that I want. I don't want to settle and be with some girl who I have to second guess myself and feel a little ashamed to be around with.

About a week later, this chick showed up in my area for her brother's birthday party. It was quite close to my hotel that I panicked a little. I think she wanted me to go there but I don't want to give off the wrong impression like that and seeing her family would have only put me one step closer to her viewing me as her bf. Luckily I wasn't with any girls that night but the thought of some chick that your seeing just randomly showing up in your neighborhood is kind of scary. She has been trying to get me to let her drive me home but I keep on making excuses like I don't have a helmet or I already booked a grab ride home. I worry that once this chick finds out where I live, she will go and unexpectedly show up on random days.

I haven't seen her since, but we have exchanged messages like 2 days ago. I feel like I should see her one more time and prime her and then when my logistics is fixed (in about a week's time), I'm ready to cash out on my investment.

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The short hair girl

After meeting the previous chick I had arranged another date with this chick who I also met online. Texting with her she seemed a bit cold so I was actually surprised when I actually got her out to meet me at a local coffee shop near my hotel.

She was about average height, had short hair that ran up to her neck and was in some white sweater or something that showcased her rack. However, I wasn't really attracted to her face. Her photos made her look a lot better then in person. I ran standard game on her and got her laughing and giggling. She hit me a few times when I teased her as well. Things seemed to be going well so I ended the date. She asked if I wanted a lift but I didn't want to show her my neighbourhood. So we bid fair well. She texted me a few hours later saying hi and I replied back but then she never replied back lol. Strange.

Never followed up with her again since I wasn't digging her look.

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Hit on at the tea shop

There is a famous tea shop near my place called phuc long that I have been visiting regularly since I like their tea. There is a somewhat attractive manager that works there that I haven't really gotten much opportunity to talk with, however about 2 weeks ago, I noticed a new girl there who was taking my order and appeared overly enthusiastic when she saw me. She was short, had pimples on her forehead, and wore glasses and was no higher then a 5. Each time I came, she asked me a whole bunch of questions about me, and showed definite signs of high interest. I didn't think much about it and just went there if I wanted a good cup of milk tea and the ego boost was just an added bonus lol. Anyways, one day when I went to get my usual morning drink, I believe this was the 3 or 4th time I saw this chick. She was like I was wondering when your coming here today and then asks me quite bluntly if I was single and then says she wanted to invite me for coffee on sunday because it was her day off. This all occurred in front of all of the other employees in including the manager who I favoured a lot over this chick. I figured why not? Preselection is good and its just a cup of coffee so I said sure and got her number. This is the first time I've ever been hit on directly like this having a chick ask me out. I'm not gonna lie, it felt great. Now I understand why chicks love getting hit on.

This was probably a huge mistake. This chick ended up being clingy and stuff saying things like "oh I didn't see you buy milk tea today". I love milk tea but I ain't gonna be drinking that stuff everyday. We made plans to meet up on sunday evening after she finished attending a wedding. I didn't expect much going into this but I did say I was going to be there so I made sure I came. I text her about 10-15 minutes before the meetup to feel her out using the line that I may be a few minutes late. No response. Stupidly I listened to my aunt saying that in vietnam dating custom the man is expected to go wait for the girl and blah blah blah. So I went there anyways since it was only like a 5 minute walk from my place. I text her again when I arrive. No response again. Wtf woman! I wait another 10-15 minutes and text her asking where she is and again silence. Fuck did I just get flaked on by this chick? At about the 20-25 minute I give her one final phone and get no answer so I'm like fuck this, I'm outta here. I can't believe I just got flaked on by this ugly bitch who I had no interest in. I wonder why she flaked that evening. Was it to get an ego boost that she flaked on a foreigner, or was it insecurities? Who knows. I looked at my phone later that evening and saw that she was online on zalo. So she definitely saw my messages.

The next day around early afternoon she sent me a text saying she was so sorry that she overdrank and got drunk last night so she missed our appointment. I didn't even bother responding and got no further messages from her again. Fucking bitch! I blocked her 2 weeks later. Fucking waste of my time. After this, I adhered to my gaming principles and decided to not listen to my relatives in vietnam even though they claim to be "experts because they live here" when it comes to dating. If I had followed my old way of dating, I wouldn't even have shown up at the place if I didn't get a response from her. I'm sticking to my guns from now on.

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The plain Jane

Another vietnamcupid prospect that I got out. In her photos she looked very plain but when I got her out, surprisingly she looked better then her photos although still plain and short. Basically a rinse and repeat of the previous dates with the enthusiastic chick although this chick was much more reserved and shy. There was no touching at all from her, including accidental. I tried to take her to the rooftop at takashimaya center in the evening but the fucking plants and trees were planted all on the edges of the wall preventing anyone from getting a view of the city. Who's the genius who came up with this idea? I wasn't feeling any attraction from this girl and there was a point near the end of the date where I told her I'm going into the convenience store and she wouldn't follow me, which demonstrated a lack of compliance. I went inside to buy her some cough candy for her cough and this chick even had the audacity to carefully inspect the package and making me take one myself when I later returned back outside and gave her the candy. Needless to say, my hunch was right. No text message after the date nor later on. We both basically ghosted each other. Oh well. So far I've been averaging something like 8/10 prospects who go out on a date with me have a great time and message me again and want to see me again. The other 2 I never hear from again.

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The cosmetics chick

Another vietnamcupid girl that I met online. Funny enough, I remember messaging this exact girl about a 1.5 years ago when I went to vietnam and she completely ignored me. I don't remember if I wrote something in english to her or was it in vietnamese but I never heard back from here so I was surprised the second time around she messaged me and we vibed good through vietnamese. I got her out finally. She's works in one of those cosmetic booths you see at the mall. I didn't realize this until after I met her but I had arranged to meet another girl at the exact mall the following day. Luckily the girl flaked because I didn't know where else to take her. Dating this girl now means I have to write off this mall otherwise I stand a high chance of running into her as she works afternoons until the close.

Her photos made her look quite cute and attractive like a 7 however upon meeting her, I was disappointed once again. She had acne and acne scars all over her face. Fuck! When we were seated down and having drinks, I looked at her more carefully. There was no doubt that if she didn't have all those acne and acne scars on her face, she would easily be a 7 on the looks but the acne bumped her quite down to around a 5.5-6. Damn, what a waste!

We walked around abit and I suggested that we play bowling there since she said she never tried it but then she suggested we go watch a movie. I agreed thinking that we would buy the tickets first and then play bowling before the movie starts. She had another idea and watched to watch the movie right away. I didn't like this personality trait about her. She likes to take the lead instead of letting me do it. I guess it may be from her being a manager in her department. I went along with it for now but kept this in mind. She paid for the movie tickets and drinks and popcorn. During the movie, she mentioned that she was very cold so being the gentleman that I was, I took off my buttoned shirt and gave it to her while I just wore my t-shirt. She embraced my shirt keep tightly and snug like a blanket holding it all over her body lol. I was kind of surprised at this and then there was some incidental touching when our arms touched each other on the movie theatre seats. She left her arms though which tells me she was comfortable with me. After the movie, we suggested dinner and again she tried to grab frame and suggested we go to eat snails and clams. I was abit wary about letting a girl decide where to eat as some of these girls like to take men to really expensive restaurants but surprisingly the place she took me wasn't that expensive. She let me pay for this meal, which wasn't too bad. I bonded a bit with her more over dinner and got some laughs from her. I could sense that she had a good time. The date ended after this and she soon texted me afterwards asking if I arrived back at my hotel yet. I knew she dug me after this.

I saw her a few days later again for our second date. Again, she tried to grab frame but suggesting the place and time but I submit to my arrangements instead. We had dinner and then went for a walk around district 1. She seemed more warmer this time around. I ended up taking her to one of those tea shops on nguyen hue street that overlooks the walking street at night. Unfortunately some people already took all of the seats outside so we had to resort to sitting inside. The seat arrangement wasn't ideal neither for intimacy and touching but we did sit down side by side on some ancient chinese sofa. We watched some of my videos and talked a bit and she kept on begging me to tell her my youtube channel but I wouldn't give it to her. There was a lot of accidental and deliberate touching her. I probably could have grabbed her hands and held them at this point but in my mind, I'm still trying to see if I can get over the fact that she has all those acne scars on her face. She's a cute girl and I would be happy to show her around to people except for the frigging Acne!!!

This prevented me from going all out on her and being more physical. Later on, as we returned to the walking street, I turned to my left and then suddenly something caught my eye as my heart raced. I spotted my ex-lover from my last trip to vietnam. The girl who I lost my virginity to. She was outside sitting on a table having or something with her friends or something. I don't think she saw me, nor did I want her to. I immediately started to increase my pace as we walked past her. I let out a sign of relief. Who would have thought that out of the 8+ million people here in Saigon that I would bump into her again. I don't know if this is what you call fate or what, but that was kind of scary.

After this, I suggested that we go for some cheese ice cream. Now she started to walk closer to me now, and sometimes occasionally bumping into me, and at point she even grabbed my arm while we were crossing the street. All the signs were there that she was ready for me to grab her hand but I just could not do it. The damn acne!!! Fuck.

She works in the cosmetics department at her job, why couldn't she just buy some of those creams and face wash and just put that on her face or something? My mind was split. I sort of liked the girl but I couldn't get over the acne on her face.
We went inside of a mall and had some matcha ice cream while joking and kidding around. I noticed a few times on the date where she checked her phone and noticed someone sending her a shit tonne of flowers and kisses in viber like practically every other message. I could only assume that was a lover or someone trying to court her. I have never sent her any kisses before via messages and I don't think I made a mistake by doing this. Anyways she seemed quite happy with me today and followed me around near the end and waited for my grab bike to arrive before taking off. Afterwards she sent me a message thanking me for the date and some pictures of the foods and drinks we had tonight.

Yup, she digs me for sure now but the question is, can I get over the fact that she has all these acne scars on her face or can she get rid of it for our future dates?

[destiny]

Time wasters and Attention Whores

Despite me getting out a good number of girls out on dates, there were quite a few that I didn't manage to get out mainly from tinder. I get the feeling most of these chicks on there aren't serious about dating and are just looking for attention. I matched with a few girls who said they were just on it to chat with people for fun. I said fuck that and never even messaged them. A good chunk of the girls stop replying after the first message. A managed to get a few numbers on their and even videochatted with one of them who I was sure was going to go out with me on the day that we had arranged. She stopped responding the day before our date so I wrote her off.

Also a lady who sells food and works along one of my aunts tried to introduce some chick to me. The girl she mentioned is already around 29-30 years old and works as someone who washes people's hair and massages their heads in a hair salon. I didn't really see much potential with someone like this, but she insisted that I add this girls facebook and talk with her. She called the girl up immediate after failing to find her facebook and the girl gave it to her. Then we find her facebook she's quite attractive somewhere between a 7.5-8 and tall too. I'm actually kind of surprised at this. Finally someone actually decent that they are trying to introduce to me. Maybe my luck has changed? I add her on facebook after she insists that I do it. I try to clarify things with her first before I do it. I ask her "did you tell this girl about me, does she know who I am? Because it's kind of weird for me to just go add a random stranger." She is like yeah yeah, we already talked about you so I'm like alright. It's been several days now and this girl hasn't accepted my friend request although I saw her post up new shit on her facebook. What a fucking time waster. Why even give me your facebook then if your not going to accept it so we can start talking? I hate attention whores!

I also met a golddigger online through vietnamcupid. The bitch gave me her zalo and the name said Jerry. I said wtf, why the hell does this bitch have a dude's name on her zalo. I suspected it could have been a dude but who knows. We are talking and then suddenly when I mention that I eat and drink a lot here in Vietnam, she brings up going out to eat and also shopping. I'm like wtf. Shopping? I tell her you can go shopping but your paying for it. She tells me she doesn't have any money. I reply I also don't have any money. I'm poor. She says it doesn't matter, it's ok. We can just go eat. I'm thinking maybe she was joking with me. I ask her where do you want to go eat to test her out. She mentions she likes buffets. Alright now I know she's a fucking golddigger and just looking to use men. She isn't even that good looking too but probably some of these fucking thirsty sexpats spoiled her in the past. I asked her which buffet she would like to go to, to see finalize my judgement of her and to give her a chance to redeem herself. She says she doesn't know and that's the last I heard from her.

[destiny]

The Hipster's Mom:

I was out and about in the afternoon looking to buy some food at the local market here when I unexpectedly ran into the 18 year old hipster chick's man. She practically cornered me in the market asking me why I hadn't messaged her daughter and asked her out again and even asking if I still liked her daughter. First of all, her daughter hasn't even shown me a hint of interest on our dates, and secondly, it seems she is more enthusiastic about seeing me then her daughter. That tells you something now doesn't it? The next day while checking my facebook, I noticed that she tried to message me. I disabled people from being able to add me to prevent situations like this. I had to no choice but to respond to her. Now her mother is stalking me. I can't stay here anymore. I initially thought about asking the girl out one more time to see a movie when I was bored or something but now, screw it. Her mother is going to demand that I become her bf just by merely holding this girl's hand. This isn't a chick that I am crazy about and I find extremely boring to talk to. She's been NEXTED!!

[destiny]

Another date with the cosmetics girl:

Today was the girl's day off so I was expecting her to look a bit different. I did subtly mention something about pimples and acne but referring to myself but I think she definitely got the hint because she had sent me a pic of her in an acne face mask the night before our date. I wasn't expecting much, but hoping that at least some of the acne would clear up for our date so that I could actually start to like this girl, but I was pleasantly surprised when she showed up to our date. The acne and acne scars on her face had magically practically disappeared except for a few hints on the side here and there. I was quite shocked that she could turn herself around just like that. Plus she was all dolled up in red lipstick, wearing heels, and a beautiful black dress with hints of her perfume. She instantly went from a 6 to nearly a 7. I was tremendously turned on by her at this point. Now, I actually felt good and proud when I was walking with her, unlike some of those other girls I went out with previously.

I had joked with her casually that since she just hit her monthly sales target and got a bonus that she should treat me to dinner. She picked a more upscale and expensive korean bbq all you can eat restaurant to eat and I was like "ah shit" I'm gonna have to spend a lot of dough on her before I even bedded her. But when the check came, she refused to let me pay for it and just handed her credit card to the waitress. I said I was only kidding last night, but she answered "but I was serious." This was probably the most expensive meal that I've had with any chick on a date and the girl paid for it lol.

This only increased my attraction towards her seeing that she is willing to invest into the relationship despite her low income. Not like those golddigging fucking whores with their fake ass pretend to take out her purse crap in Canada. Seeing as I couldn't bed her yet because of my logistics, I decided to do more bonding with her and getting her to share her personal stuff with me and vice versa. This lead to more touching between the both of us, and I did touch her hands at one point when she mentioned that it was cold but didn't hold hands yet. I did however give her my buttoned shirt as she mentioned she was cold again and rubbed her shoulder with both arms for quite a bit in the movie theater.

We both joked about holding hands later in the evening once the date was done, and she expects me to do it next time lol so I guess the pressure is gone now. I had hinted about having her come over for dinner and that I would cook for us during the date and a few times already this past week so the seed is planted and she's waiting for me to get my new place so that she can come over for "dinner"

If this girl can indeed eradicate all the acne on her face and continue looking like how she did or even better then she is indeed going to be a contender in the rotation.

[destiny]

Another plain Jane:

I met this girl online as well through vncupid. Her photos obviously looked better then her and I had videochatted with her one time as well which lowered her score but when I finally got her out, I noticed once again ACNE! She had acne scars on the side of her face and a HUGE PIMPLE right between her eyebrows. She instantly went down to like a 5 from like a 6-6.5.

I scanned her body, body was quite petite although her rack looked quite generous for her size. The boner test did not yield a full erection. This was one of those girls who I had to debate a lot internally while I was out on the date with her and then afterwards when I got back home. She had a pleasant personality and seemed like she would take care of the guy at home, but I wasn't completely sold on her. She gave me a little deliberate and accidental touching near the end of the date, but I was really struggling inside deciding whether or not I wanted to see her again.

Once I got home, I thought I would see her one more time, but as the days past, I said screw it and lined up other prospects.

[destiny]

The 30+ year old career woman:

I guess she could say she is a cougar although me and her are the same age. I met her on a language exchange website. Her face was nothing spectacular and more on average side although the shirt she was wearing showing all that cleavage turned me on tremendously that I just had to try with her. Initially she wasn't really responsive and into me even though we were just suppose to "practice english and vietnamese" on videochat. I use this video chats to actually charm the girl into going out on a date with me and so far 8/10 girls have (lost one girl because of using too much cocky funny, and the other one I suspect was a hooker or something). I see it as a way of boosting my attractiveness with the girls and I knew once I got this chick on videochat she was mine and that's exactly what went down. This girl was completely memorized with me. She had mentioned before we started to videochat that she only had 30 minutes to talk but once we were on videochat, this girl did not want to end the call so I had to end it at 40 minutes in. Funny how suddenly she was free and had all this time despite insisting that she had to sleep earlier through text message. I knew after this she was going to meet me for sure.

About a week later, we met for coffee and tea near my place. Again despite her insisting that she was not looking to get into any relationship blah blah blah... she came all decked out in a dress, heels, makeup and her hair all done. I just did some rapport and light flirting with her on the date and planted the seed about me looking for an apartment and once I had found it, I would have her come over and show her the place

After the date, she messaged me a few hours later asking if I got home ok and stuff. Once I received the text message after the date, I knew she dug me.

She looked a bit more uglier and shorter in person so I'm not sure if I'm going to follow up with her or not. Also her rack looked smaller too. I'm not really going to put much effort into pursuing this lead but we'll see how it goes.

[destiny]

The architect:

This was another girl that I met from a language exchange website. She just graduated from a architecture program. I think this chick has money, as she's been abroad several times now and has time to pursue her "passions". She told me that her father used to work for the government but now has his own business. As usual she feed me the I'm not interested in dating/ I'm not looking to date right now crap when I first met her. All bullshit, once the girl meets a guy that knows how to push their buttons, all that crap goes out the window. I got this girl to invest early on before I met her in person but getting her to sing me a song at night, do me some.

When she showed up, she was all decked out in a dress with heels, makeup, hair done, etc. No dating my ass. You don't come all dolled up just to meet a normal friend. Her face looked a little better then her pics unfortunately she had BRACES!!! Why oh why, do these things keep on happening to me?
Also I noticed she was very very short. If I had removed the heels from her, she head would probably be around my shoulder or so. During the date, I tried to keep things light but she turned all serious on me telling me how she doesn't want to have children but instead would only adopt kids. This really turned me off. At the end of the date, this girl didn't want to leave me lol.

I got a text from her later in the evening as expected, a date gone right. She suggested that we meet for food when I'm free and that she will pay for it. I thought about meeting her again and giving it another try but I'm just kind of too lazy to message her again as I'm still on the fence about her. Its been about a week now since I ignored her and I feel kind of bad about it but still deciding on what to do.

[destiny]

The tinder girl

I finally got a chick out from tinder. My god, tinder in vietnam seems to be such a huge time sink unless your going for average and below average looking chicks. This chick's face is only about average but I saw some pics of her on tinder wearing some silk dress that revealed hints of her bra that turned me on. We had been talking on zalo for about a week now and all signs pointed to high interest. I ran my usual routine with her drink, then food, and then she suggested we go for a long walk on nguyen hue street (walking street in d1). She seemed to dig me and was quite close to me when we were walking. Also while walking on nguyen hue street, I got approached by 2 students who asked me to buy some randoms stuff and joked with them as well. My date seemed ecstatic when I bought her some keychain with a cute little girl on it. This only made me start touching me more afterwards. I noticed when we were crossing the street she would grab onto my arm. Next we went up to one of those coffee shops overlooking the city and had some more bonding talk. While talking with her, I made eye contact with a girl who works in a convenience shop near where I live. Damn, luckily it was only her and not one of those chicks I have been seeing. I'm starting to get a bit worried now. This is twice that I've ran into 2 people that I know within a month in this city despite the 8+ million people living here.

Next we headed back to our meeting location and called it a night. I called a grab bike and this girl didn't want to leave me despite me telling her that it's ok, she can drive home now. I received a text message from her afterwards when I got home. Another successful date that was very similar to the second date that I had with the cosmetics chick.

Still unsure about this girl, as she ain't the most attractive but her personality is nice. I did plant the seed that she should come over to see my new place and that I would cook her dinner when I have my new apartment.

The damn apartment hunting fiasco has been a complete nightmare here. The prices are kind of expensive for a shoebox size apartment away from the city center. Whats worse and really pisses me off is lying scheming dirt bag real estate agents who give you photos that look nothing like the real apartment, further away, and then tack on extra fees like management fees, internet fees, blah blah blah which increases the price by an extra 50-100 bux. Its a huge waste of my time. I haven't had much luck with looking for apartments as I am at the mercy of my relatives to help me go look at the place, as I speak very little vietnamese. Unfortunately they have been less then helpful especially one of my cousins who is like one of these people that if he doesn't get anything out of it, he won't help you. The dude literally sent me inside alone to look at a place and talk with the landlord when I understood zip from the owner. Also he likes to always ask me if I want to go out, and then takes me to frigging expensive places and then makes me pay everything, including the parking fee which is like 10-20 cents and gas. Like seriously dude, you can't afford 10-20 cents even though I just treated you to food. One time when I was booking a grab ride, he actually asked me to pay him instead to drive me there, but was trying to charge me more money then the actually grab ride. You would think family members don't do shit like this, but this guy's even worse then strangers. Fuck him!

I hope I get my living situation sorted out soon so I can finally get laid around here. Living in this shitty hotel has made me lazy and demotivated. Plus some old prick that lives beside my room is a chain smoker whose cigarette smoke flies into my room on a daily basis making me cough profusely.

[destiny]

The return of time wasters:

I had a chick who I had spoken with a few weeks back that I met from tinder and then got her zalo who seemed very enthusiastic in her replies back but then suddenly ghosted me and stopped replying back. She wasn't hot or anything so I didn't care too much. About a week later, I got a "hello" message from her but at this point, I was already too busy going out on dates with the other girls who looked of similar quality to her so I said fuck her and never replied back.

Also about 5-6 days ago, that girl who works at the hair salon place messaged me back but...
instead of referring to me as "anh" or her as "em" which I called her. She now referred to me as "ban" and "toi" and made up some bullshit excuse that she has been so busy and said sorry. I saw her read my message that I sent her about 2 weeks ago the day I sent her the message. Knowing how often these bitches here in vietnam use their phones. I knew she was blowing smoke up my ass and to add insult to injury, she now referred to me as "ban" aka. friend, a very formal way to address someone when previously she addressed me as "anh". This is more informal and what lovers refer to each other once they are past the friend stage. Basically it means she was distancing herself from me and not considering me as a dating prospect.

First this bitch disrespected me by unfriending me after immediately adding me, then she waits several days later to wave at me on messenger, then when I reply, she takes 4-5 days to write back making this bullshit excuse and now referring to me as friend. I said fuck her and didn't even bother to reply back. Let these two bitches have a taste of their own medicine.
I don't give a shit how good looking or how good looking you think you. There are certain rules and proper etiquette you show people, even if your not interested in them. She disrespected me not once but twice. Funny enough, yesterday while riding home on a motorbike we both ran into each other for the first time as our eyes met for a few seconds as I drove by and she walked the opposite direction. I never saw this chick prior to this and instantly recognized her and I don't think she ever saw me before neither and was surprised when she saw me. She looked quite tall but I think she was also surprised that I was much taller then the other guys in the area and she had this sort of surprised look like "ah I fucked up" he looks better in person look to her. All well, fuck her for discarding me without even meeting me in person nor even trying to give us a chance to talk online.

I was so looking forward to her replying back to me even if it was weeks later just so that I could reject her ass back and kick her off her pedestal by ignoring her back.

[destiny]

I finally found an apartment!:

Basically since most of my family members who can actually help me are busy and I'm stuck with my opportunistic prick of a cousin who doesn't give a shit about helping me act as a translator. I had to resort to asking one of the girls I was seeing for help. The most likely candidate was the cosmetics girl who I have had the most dates with and like her company the most. Initially she wasn't able to help me because she said she had a work meeting and could only see me in the evening but partway in the afternoon, she texts me saying she's free so I jump on the opportunity. The first place we go to, is decent and just large enough that I feel about staying there long term with an attractive price. I make a mental note but don't tell the agent yet until I see the second place. The second place turns out less then stellar and looks really old, although the location is better. Still better then some of those previous places I saw but the thing that really pissed me off was that the owner gave me a different price that was higher then what was listed online. I pretty much lost all interest after that and then wanted to leave but the dude wanted to keep me there and show me some other places. Fuck him! So I tell my girl to call the previous place and tell them to hold it for me. The real estate agent wants me to transfer 2 million as a down payment but I don't have a bank account so my girl offers to transfer the money from her account over to them and I will repay her back the next time I see her.

She looked so proud that she helped me accomplish something and then asks me if she's better then my good for nothing useless cousin. Who knew getting a chick to do something for you actually makes them happy. I'm gonna start asking girls to do stuff for me from now on. Originally I was going to take her to some restaurant a bit further away and play bowling with her but she complained that she was tired from all the walking and visiting apartments so we decided to just go to a local mall nearby and eat some food and watch a movie. During the movie, I put my arm around her shoulder and then held her for a bit but then like 5 minutes later she removed my arm and put my arm back to my body. I thought, shit, I must have done something wrong but then like 10-15 minutes later she wraps her arms around my arm and is hugging it. After a while, I manage to grab and hold hands with her while she is like using my shoulder as a pillow. Basically throughout the movie, she is like either hugging my arm and sleeping on my shoulder and grabbing my hand and we are like playing and rubbing our fingers against each others hands. I'm not gonna lie. This turned me and I wanted to bone her right there on the spot but because of logistics I can't quite yet. At the end of the movie, I had a full on erection in my pants and when getting up, I was quite embarrassed that it wouldn't settle down so I tried to hide it by holding my phone over it. I quickly grabbed a seat at a restaurant with her and after ordering my food, I excused myself and ran straight for the washroom. Luckily after peeing, my erection was gone. We ate and then she refused to let me pay for the meal and afterwards just grabbed and hugged my arm as we walked towards the elevator. Unfortunately during the meal, she mentioned that one of her friends works in this mall. Fuck me! I made hell sure that her friend did not see me and then got the fuck outta there as soon as we arrived back at the main floor. She said she would go home back with her friend who drove her to work today.

I also forgot to mention that while eating she said she wants me to cook her dinner, and I said sure when I get the keys to my new apartment with a huge grin on my face. The first thing I'm gonna do once I get my new apartment is have this girl come over

Here is a tip that I discovered today using the most popular chat app here in vietnam zalo. You can hide conversations on your phone just in case you have prying eyes. I knew that today since she was going to be helping me look for apartments and act as a translation that I would need to hand her over my phone a several occasions and show her the address, etc. The last thing I wanted was for a popup box to appear from one of the other girls that I'm seeing messaging me. So I was playing around with the app trying to figure out if there was a way to hide conversations and I'm happy to report that I succeeded. When you hide a conversation, they ask you for a pin number. After you hide it, it's hidden and the only way to recover it is to either search for the person by name in the search box or typing in your pin number.

[destiny]

I just got home after being able to secure a grab bike ride home. Earlier I was out filming the soccer match in d1 but unfortunately couldn't hail a single grab bike because there were all busy so I was forced to work. I ended up getting lost and walking around in circles for close to an hour.

To my surprise however when I got home, I noticed my neighbor directly in front of my door was playing loud music at 12am. I was curious what the hell was wrong with the guy so I stood there for a few seconds just to hear what kind of music could be so important that he would blast it at 12am. Then I started to hear loud slapping noises followed by moans. Then I knew exactly what was going on haha. I couldn't help but give props to him.

[destiny]

When mothers attack:

Yesterday just out of the blue, the 18 year old hipster's mom started to message me on messenger, basically interrogating me and trying to force me to see her daughter again. I was like fuck that. I haven't fucked your daughter, I haven't kissed your daughter, hell I haven't even held her hand, woman. You can't go demanding that I continue to see her. Despite my best efforts to try and let her down easily but making up some excuse that me and her daughter had a language barrier and communication problem, this woman would not have it. She wanted me to see her daughter again. She also found out that I moved away because my aunt couldn't keep quiet about it when she bumped into this woman. She asked me where I moved to, but I just gave her a vague answer. I knew this shit was going to happen and I didn't want to see this girl after the first coffee date I had with her, but my aunt keep on insisting that I do it and now I'm suffering the recuperation's. Well I told my aunt and was like "see, this is your doing. This woman keeps on harassing me now just like I told you previously what would happen if I followed your advice." Then suddenly my phone rang, it was the girl''s mom. Shit! She was looking for me. I handed my aunt the phone and was like "you caused this, now you fix it!" My aunt answered the call and basically had a marathon phone session with this woman, telling her to just accept my decision. She even leaked out that i was seeing other girls too that I rejected. I was not happy about her telling this extra info. I just told her to tell this woman that I was not interested in her daughter because of language and age differences and that's it. No extra details. After 15-20 minutes on the phone, my aunt hung up. The girl's mother finally relented. But I wasn't 100% sure so I got the fuck outta my relatives house and hid in a cafe nearby asap. The last thing I wanted was this woman to come looking for me at my relatives house. Thank god, she didn't but I know she works at the local market right across the street from my relatives house. This is the last time I'm doing any of this introduction dates through family members. I mean if the chick that I was being introduced to was super hot, then that's one thing. It would be worth the risk, but an average to just slightly above average chick is definitely not worth it for all this drama or forcing me on commitments.

[Kangaroo]

Smash report coming next week?

[destiny]

He hits, and he scores

I had arranged a date with the cosmetics girl to come over for dinner today. This was our 5th date together. I had just gotten my apartment like 2-3 days ago and there was a lot of stuff that needed to be done, mainly getting all the stuff I need to cook food and cleaning up the place. Originally there was a cleaner that I arranged that was suppose to come over to clean up the apartment but they bailed on me making some excuse saying they got into an accident. This left my place in a mess so I have been spending the last 2 days or so getting the place ready. The plan was to cook her dinner, play some romantic music in the background while she either helped or watched tv. After dinner, I would strike and make my move. The question was how?

I only had ever pulled a girl back to my place 3 times my entire life, and was only successful once. I didn't even know how I pulled that one instance off. The other two girls put up huge resistance and one even cultivated in both of use ghosting each other after the event. I had read several posts and articles about how to escalate after getting a chick over to your place but easier said then done. I'm not going to lie, I was nervous as hell. Throughout the whole evening while she was hear, the only thing I was thinking about was how do I physically escalate. I mean once I'm making out with her, I can handle the rest, I have a step by step process for that, but how do I get more intimate and physical with her to get the kiss in the first place.

We had originally planned for her to come over at 6:30pm but she showed up at 6pm. I had just gotten home and hadn't had time to prepare yet as I was out buying a mop and pail to mop the floor. I was all sweating and shit from walking outside. I panicked when I she told me she was downstairs but quickly recollected myself once I met her. Once back at my place, I took a quick shower and then prepared us dinner. I guess this time was a good opportunity to let her relax herself and get comfortable being there alone with me.

Once dinner was over, I knew it was showtime. I headed for the washroom first and brushed my teeth. Shortly after, I saw her go inside as well with a bottle of Listerine. I knew what she was thinking. We both sat on my bed with the tv directly in front of us. The girl complained that there wasn't anything interesting to watch and kept on playing with her frigging phone. I hate that shit! Getting cockblocked by those stupid social media apps. I tried to strike up a conversation with her but her mind was too preoccupied watching stupid cat videos on facebook. She then suggested that we watch a movie on my laptop, I had pre-downloaded 2 movies the night before but she didn't want to see either one of them and instead wanted to watch some animation crap. After failing to find something, we opted for deadpool 2 but I had no interest in the movie. My interest was getting into her pants. While watching the movie, we cuddled and I knew this was a good chance to physicall escalate with her except her head was resting on my shoulder while we lied down on the bed. I couldn't maneuver her head over to face me. Fuck, I was going to get blue balls I thought as we both just laid there on the bed, with one of my arms cupping her shoulder and the other holding her hand, and my laptop on my knees. We were both underneath the blanket with her legs rubbing up against mines. I guess I'm gonna have to retry again in a few dates from now I thought. It wasn't so bad, I thought as I laid there cuddled with her with one of her legs wrapped around mines.

I then said something to her about her hands. Hoping to use it as a springboard to escalate. After she replied, I kissed her hand but no reaction from her. Then several minutes later, I kissed her head, but again no reaction. She either fell asleep or was so focused on the movie that she didn't pay any attention to me. Fuck! I was screwed, I thought. I just laid there for several minutes and even drifted to sleep for a little bit. But then by some random chance, I muttered something about her lipstick. She turned and looked at me for a few seconds and said something. I saw my chance so I attacked. I grabbed her chin and moved it towards me and then went in for kiss. She was receptive. Bingo, we're in, I thought.

We started to have a heavy makeup session on the bed, french kissing each other. We both had our tongues in each others mouth and I was surprised at how good of a kisser she was. The last girl that I made out with was a messy kisser, with her tongue flicking all over the place. I didn't like that, but this girl was different. She knew how to use her tongue to dance with mines and she was good at sucking and pulling on lips. Kissing is all good and everything but I had my eyes on the prize. I slowly transitioned from her lips to her chin, neck, collarbone, etc. The only thing in my way however was her stupid work uniform. This dress made it nearly impossible to kiss her body as it covered everything up. I reached for her back zipper after a while of making out, but had trouble unzipping it with one hand. I returned back to kissing her. After several more minutes, I managed to free my other hand and using both, managed to unzip it halfway. But then she reached behind her back and once I saw it coming, I stopped and returned back to moving my hands up and down her body and legs. her hand was like a security guard, eyeing my every move. When I tried to progress things, it was there trying to stop me.

After a while, I managed to unzip the back zipper all the way which ended at her stomach. Then slowly, I used my hands and tried to lower her dress. Just as soon as I did that, her hand lifted the dress back up. I knew I was going to encounter LMR with this chick so I had to be very patient and continue prying but also moving backwards when she put a stop to things. After a while I got the front of her dress down to her chest and then I went for the bra strap on her shoulders. I slowly lowered it but then again, she raised it up. Fuck! This was going to take forever but at least now I could kiss her body easier. After a while of this back and forth, I managed to lower the front of her dress low enough that I could pull down her bra revealing her petite sized breasts. I couldn't really see anything since the lights were out but they were nice none the less once I pulled her bra low enough that I could go in for the nipples. I engulfed her nipples with my lips, running my tongue in swirls around her nipples, sending her into lala land, as she moaned loudly now. I knew she enjoyed it so I continued. But then that pesty hand of hers got in the way again and pushed my face away from her sensitive nipples so I returned to kissing her lips and neck. Making another attempt at lowering her dress further after a few minutes. This time, I went for the other nipple and managed to suck on them as well. She continued to moan as she rolled her eyes and head back. She was getting hugely turned on now. I knew it was only a matter of time. I tried to go further now, lowering her dress even further but her hand grabbed my hand and stopped me in my tracks. I went back to the touching her nipples and kissing her lips. She then turned and looked at me, saying "no sex ok?" I just grinned and said "uh ha". I knew it was just token resistance. I mean come on, you let me suck on your nipples and see you half naked already.

I went back to making out with her, and then slowly but surely lowered her dress down to her thighs now. I could now feel her underwear in my hands. I knew I just had to start rubbing her vagina on the outside of her underwear to turn her on even further but her hand was getting in the way. It must have been at least 1 hour of this shit where I was making out with her non-stop and trying to undress her further. Eventually. I had my fingers inside of her vagina. She was soaking wet. I continued to finger her while making out with her as her hand was right there ready to stop me from progressing even further. Once the fingering was done, I slowly lowered my head and kissed her body going down until eventually I was in front of her brush. Holy shit, it was a forest down there and smelled like armpitts. Eww, I thought. Was I prepared to eat this? After a split second, I jumped right in, head first, using my tongue like a sword, chopping down the forest. I couldn't see where I was going so my tongue was swinging wildly hoping to hit the mark. It was frigging disgusting having a mouth full of hair in my mouth, but I knew if I wanted the prize, I had to make the sacrifice. After a while, I located the target and flicked and sucked, and licked the hell outta her. She moaned like crazy now, driving her head back towards the bed while one of her hands grabbed my head. I went at it for a while until I could no longer stand the stench so returned back to kissing her.

She then looked at me and said, "remember, you said no sex.". I grinned and nodded but continued to escalate on her. I was getting frigging tried now. Fuck, how much more longer do I need to do this, I wondered. I had read about people having to spend hours trying to overcome these LMR things but didn't expect I would have to go through the same thing. My tongue worked overtime in her lips and eventually I got her panties off. Almost there, I thought. I just need to grab the condom and slip it on and then stick it in and I would reach the finish line.

She mentioned that it was too cold, so I springboarded up and turned off the ac, along with my shirt but then she asked if I had condoms. I thought I was finally in but once I reached and grabbed one, she turned sideways and hugged herself so I had no access to anything. Fuck! I couldn't let it end like this. I was so close. I continued slowly kissing her again on the lips and after like 10 frigging minutes, managed to access her breasts again, although her arms were crossed and covering them. Then I went back to fingering her after a while and managed to put the condom on. Then I just grabbed and spread her legs and stuck it in. Holy shit man, nearly 2 fucking hours trying to overcome her LMR, and I finally scored. I was inside of her. Unfortunately, because I was nearly exhausted from all of the foreplay, I couldn't last very long. I tried to go for a round two, but my dick was limp. She then went down on me and gave me a bj to help me out.

I was really surprised about this. I thought this chick was all innocent and shit, but here she was blowing me. What the fuck? I got turned off. Was she just another hoe like the rest of them? Thoughts were racing in my head now on whether or not this chick is even gf material. I thought all the good girls didn't know how to give head. I mean sure, it took me 5 dates, and 2 frigging hours of LMR to seal the deal, but damn man. Why the hell was she giving me head like that without any hesitation. The head session wasn't long, like maybe 1-2 minutes. I slipped on another condom, and tried again, but my dick would not stay erected. We gave up after a while and just cuddled. Shortly afterwards, while hugging me, she asks me if I like her or not. I answer "what do you think?". She asks me again. I reply "if I didn't like you, why would I kiss you so much?" A little bit later , I heard a camera picture snap sound in the dark. I asked her, if she was taking a picture. She said no, she was turning her phone off. I looked a little skeptical and I guess she took it the wrong way.
After some rest, I was ready for round two but she started to dress and then said she was leaving. I had slapped on a condom but she was nearly almost dressed now and said no. Fuck! She then looked at me and said I was angry at her. I said no. She then goes to the bathroom and comes out without any makeup on. It looked like she was angry at me or something as she didn't say much. She then makes another snapping picture sound and says she turned her phone on. I'm not sure what to believe. She gets fully dressed and then we head downstairs. I help her get her motorbike outside and then she leaves.

It looked like she was pissed off at me for asking her about the snapping picture sound or the question about whether or not I liked it. I tried to ease the tension, so shortly after, I texted her goodnight. She texted me back and then we talked for a while. At the end, I told her she turned me on that time we went to see a movie and that I wanted her that day. She said I'm very bad. We said goodnight and ended the conversation. It looks like things are normal again.

I was so exhausted from overcoming her LMR For 2 hours that when I went back into my apartment, I went to the wrong door and tried to insert my key in. I then heard a loud shriek lol. Opps. I am just completely exhausted right now as I type this. I finally got my first flag on this trip. Hopefully more to come soon

[Kangaroo]

LOL, great post.

When she says there is nothing interesting to watch just go in for the kiss, you already had 5 dates with her so she is comfortable and attracted to you. Also when battling the LMR just grab her hand and put it on your dick should cut out most of the LMR. Most girls suck dick both good or bad girls, stop over analyzing everything.

[destiny]

(12-08-2018 02:37 PM)Kangaroo Wrote:  

LOL, great post.

When she says there is nothing interesting to watch just go in for the kiss, you already had 5 dates with her so she is comfortable and attracted to you. Also when battling the LMR just grab her hand and put it on your dick should cut out most of the LMR. Most girls suck dick both good or bad girls, stop over analyzing everything.

How do I go about that though, especially if she is staring at the tv. Do I just grab her by the shoulder, turn her towards me and then go for the kiss? I'll try that LMR move on the next girl that gives me LMR, thanks lol.