[oldnemesis]

(08-09-2011 10:56 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.

I doubt she'd get 100 replies even if she's just looking for casual sex.

[CJ]

So basically she's looking for a giant pussy... amazing. Not to mention she's ugly as shit. Good for her though, cuz she'll probably get a surprising number of responses from desperate chumps. Didn't Dash prove there's no bottom to the barrel of lameness for some of these dudes?

[Samseau]

(08-08-2011 07:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

a good example of a nickel

[Nonpareil]

(08-04-2011 11:20 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

These girls are really starting to get stupid on POF

What I would like to meet.... I found this on line...I thought it was nice..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.. Am I a dreamer...Maybe I am just a sappy person..lol...

I'm about done with online dating. In the past couple months I have even been cockblocked at bars by girls I have chatted with from dating sites. Two weeks ago I checked into a resort and a latina I was chatting up was working the desk...she looked at me and my date and gave us a ummmm hmmmm.

What she's looking for; the world's biggest Beta.

What she'll end up with; the world's biggest Beta...after fucking a bunch of assholes and players.

[el mechanico]

Entitled Boriqua
What would I "like to do" for a first date?...Humm..., well, I guess I would take the day off from work and go to the beauty salon to get my nails /hair done and perhaps a brazilian wax while I am at it. Afterwards, I would go to the mall and buy me a nice sexy Red dress (maybe black)and a pair of nice stilettos. I would take snap pictures of the outfits and shoes and send it to him / ask him to help me choose the right outfit and shoes for our date. Then, I would swing by Victoria's Secret and check out their new arrivals. Who knows?.. maybe I find something to wear on the date! I would also send him a picture of it, just to tease him a little. After all that, I would call my best friend who is a make-up artist for the rich and famous,and ask her to come over to do my glamorous make-up. I will have to remember to grab a couple of bottles of wine and throw them in the fridge while I'm getting ready. I would call my date several times through out the day just to let him know how excited I am about meeting him for the first time and I may even try to surprise him by calling ahead for reservations at The Capital Grille.

One more thing....If I really want to impress him, I would also rent a Luxury car just for the day (The Pagani Zonda F)...check it out !

After the date is over on my way back home I would stop at a local gas station and buy a lottery ticket with the 6 lucky winning numbers!...The next day I will call him and ask if he would like to drive to Tallahassee with me to cash OUR winning lottery ticket ( that would be our second date, but he won't know it...=).

This trip will allow us time to get to know each other better and we will probably have to spend the night somewhere up there in Tallahassee. I would call ahead and make reservations at The Governors Inn and have a nice surprise waiting for him in his room

The next morning we will have a scrumptious breakfast in bed and then go shopping for some nice toys !!!!
( Maybe a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 or Rolls Royce Phantom in white)

When we get back I will have made another reservation at Don Cesar Hotel, on St.Pete beach, just for him so he can unwind and soak it all up. I will reserve an hour for a hot oil full body massage and send him a basket with wine, cheese ,fruits and nuts as a token of my appreciation. Inside the basket a sealed note with my lips printed (red)/ and sprayed with Channel #5. The note will read "Would you like to meet again" ?

[el mechanico]

The trailer park queen..I love these

i am a well rounded women i have goals in my life and have meet most of them i enjoy the out doors i love to fish hunt camp and 4 wheeling i like to work on cars but most of all i love people with open minds cant do the drama thing i dont have time for it i love rock a little country and no rap will ever be on my radio if you do not have a pic dont wast my time cus i will not respond no one is that bad looking that they can not put up a photo

[Roosh]

For every 1 man who knows game, 100 doesn't, even in America. It's kind of inexcusable at this point not to understand the basic game concepts.

[Screwston]

I can't stand online girls. Every single one of them has a huge ego and a long ass list of qualities they need in a guy. I wonder how they feel when they get offline and no guy pays attention to them.

[G Trooper]

(08-09-2011 08:47 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

For every 1 man who knows game, 100 doesn't, even in America. It's kind of inexcusable at this point not to understand the basic game concepts.

This is so true. Some of my friends down here see me using game, and its like they refuse to accept it, won't change and are just fixated on sticking to their same old ways.

[el mechanico]

Here's a new one I saw last night on there....

"I would like to get married and divorced at least one more time"

[Gmac]

(11-20-2011 09:42 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here's a new one I saw last night on there....

"I would like to get married and divorced at least one more time"

[Timoteo]

(08-04-2011 11:20 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

These girls are really starting to get stupid on POF

What I would like to meet.... I found this on line...I thought it was nice..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.. Am I a dreamer...Maybe I am just a sappy person..lol...

I'm about done with online dating. In the past couple months I have even been cockblocked at bars by girls I have chatted with from dating sites. Two weeks ago I checked into a resort and a latina I was chatting up was working the desk...she looked at me and my date and gave us a ummmm hmmmm.

COUNTLESS women copy/paste this same line onto their profiles on any number of sites, which is another reason to pass them by - they're unable to even think for themselves, so they just regurgitate the same cliched nonsense that others do.

[Timoteo]

(08-04-2011 01:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Heres one for our race trolls her user name is sedduxion if you want to check her out Theo.



*edit* you may think this is completely wrong of me but VERY RARELY DO I LIKE BLACK GUYS...unless your chris brown, shemar moore, TI, Columbus short, Shannon Brown, or trey songz, or as cute as them then don't bother. Before you even say I hate my own race just know that im more indian and white then I am black. Sorry I'm from Jersey we're honest lol. Also I am aware that I am pretty. I don't like fat and ugly because I feel I deserve better so refrain from messaging me as well. That is all. Thank you.

PS. I'll know if you actually read my profile. Just saying though.

Interests: bartending....painting, drawing....writing poetry....singing...dancing....my skateboard (though i can't ride it yet lol)and bubble wrap lol

Goals:Bachelor's in Computiing Technology (in progress)....then my JD......then my PhD in Psychology right after ......become a cop and eventually work for the FBI or create the next facebook. with those degrees the world is my play ground

Music: rock, j pop, hip hop, reggaeton, soca, reggae, rap, man every and everything

Movies: anything wit johnny depp, orlando bloom,julia roberts, will smith, nicole kidman, and tom hanks.....forrest gump is by far my fav tho, moulin rouge, cast away, chucky, the ring, phantom of the opera, and so much more

TV:dont really watch tv but def all my 90s cartoons, family guy, south park, boondocks, and futurama

Books:i love anything mainly the old classics, anything on psychology, or just anything good in general

Sports:football=patriots (deal wit it) baseball= yankees (jersey girl and lovin it) basketball=lakers (matt barnes, shannon brown and kobe rule) soccer=brazil, spain, and germany

About Me: my friends call me walkin art....i strive to be different...i hate normal so if ur looking for that well wrong chick......originally from jersey....lived in the virgin islands...now live in tampa florida (accent is quite interesting lol)....indian black and white mix (my hair is naturally curly....ever seen the lil mixed girl from the boondocks well....thats my hair i just straighten it)...5'7.5....38-29-44 are my stats...i model when bored...love art and music....i absolutely love asian culture and bask myself in it on a daily basis....n well i guess im jus me plain and simple lol wanna know more ask me....

My type: tall (6'0 i'm kinda tall if i wear heals i can be around 6ft tall if u can handle me being taller than u then feel free to give it a try), fit, artistic, smart, a bit romantic, sweet, cute, great sense of humor and personality oh and preferably Caucasian, Asian, or Hispanic.

This is an entitled bitch that's trying too hard to impress. Little does she know that men don't care about her ridiculous educational/professional goals. With all she seems to have on her plate, there doesn't seem like there would be any time for anything more than an occasional quickie. And for all her intelligence, she can't construct a decent sentence/paragraph. She writes like a teen girl texting her girlfriends.

[Dash Global]

I need to make a new profile! I cant message a good amount of chicks because of me messaging chicks looking for sex or something! wtf.

Stupid ass restrictions!

[el mechanico]

Here's one more good one...

i love watching movies going online hanging out with friends i also enjoy going to the park with my sonthe sweaty smell of people at sho




About Me ********** IM A FAT CHICK************ (but im lovely)

Sometimes all I really want to feel is love
Sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry
Sometimes my feelings get in the way
Of what I really feel I needed to say



im me and thats all i can be. please dont forget that i am a girl so i have all those mushy girly feelings that girls have.. i cry and laugh and scream and am loud.. i say crazy things that might not be right.. i scream jenny lewis lyric at the top of my lungs and have friends that may seem crazy. i get into sticky situations and am a trouble maker.. beware of me.. some days are good and some not so much.. i wanna party but not to hard... sleep is for the weak... i just want to have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life is figuring it out one step at a time.
It all happening.
I’m really good at being me, listening to music, listening to someone talk no matter how drunk the person is or how drunk i am for that matter.. laying in bed, facebooking, cooking, being loud, being a fat chick, waisting time, sleeping till never, imagining, playing the skin flute, using my cell phone, forgetting things, stalking and the list goes on and on

[Screwston]

mechanico - all i can do is shake my head and laugh at these.

http://www.pof.com/member33415735.htm
About Me
I do not like being called cute, Im not ten last time I checked && I am in NO way your "mamma" so please do not call me that or I wont even bother replying.
Im blunt, you dont like it then you can move along. I can be the nicest person or I can be the biggest ****. take your pick.
Im not here for one night stands or douche bags who think they are too hot for their own good.

I cant define who I am in this box. You would just have to talk to me, to understand how I truly am. I will tell you, Im very stubborn and hardheaded.

I dislike controlling men! Im me & you are not going to change that.

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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33254196
About Me
Hi everyone, My name is Sarah. A little about me,.. I like to have fun, i like to hang with the family at times sit around and talk, have a few drinks and grill. I like hangin out with friends, having fun. I have a beautiful daughter, I wouldnt trade her for the world.. so if you dont like children or ever plan on having any then just stay away from me. My baby girl is my life, she;s my number 1 and always will be no matter who comes along in my life. I would like someone who is really good with kids, knows how to act and doesnt mind me takin her along with me or going to kid places so she can have fun as well. If you have children too then thats great! i wouldnt mind that at all, we could have play dates (: Me and my daughter come as a packaged deal if you dont except her then you will never have me nor do you except me either.. and if your too afraid to tell mommy and daddy that the one you are with has a child then def.. stay away, major immaturity level and im not havin it. Im more than just an option, me and baby girl come first in any relationship i am in and if not then there will never be a relationship period, i would rather have nothing at all. Secondly, Im not into games so if you think your going to come my way with all that.. you have another thing comin to you, im not a girl to mess with i will tell you that up front.. dont ever under estimate me cause thats the worst thing you can ever do is play me for a fool, i will shut u down faster than you can blink an eye. Im not into little boys, wanna be players, and if you think your some kind of gangster,, ha well thats just funny in my book. Be yourself, dont ever try an be something that your not. I believe that you can do or be anything you want to in life, set high goals and standards for yourself, never settle for anything less when you can have better or alot more. I very much dislike liars, Im looking for something real not just temporary but i would like to just start off as friends first, not tryin to set my self up for failure. If you would like to get to know me more please feel free to message me. Love always, Me (:

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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=14457600
About Me
Hey, I'm Meagan! I'm a lot of goofy in a little package I'm 5'3" and I have naturally dark brown hair and blue eyes. I have two tattoos and just got rid of my piercing (RIP, monroe :/) I am the oldest of 4 and I am super close to all of my family. I need a guy who likes to have fun and who just gets excited about being around me. You HAVE to make me laugh. I'm not hard to please, just be respectful and put in a little bit of effort, and you're golden. I have been known as the sweetheart and the ****, I am a little pistol when I have to be, but I don't see anything wrong with a little mixture. I'm one of those girls that is always gonna tell you what I think, but I'm always sure to do it in the nicest way that I can . There aren't very many ways to make me mad, and I'm extremely forgiving. I have a lot of guy friends, so if that's something your insecure about, don't even take the time to argue with me because they aren't going anywhere! I LOVE TO DANCE. I can two step, half step, polka, spin, shake my ass, I did hula for 2 years...yeah, I just love to dance. I am the girl at the bar who goes to dance and hang out, maybe have a couple of beers, but I have never been the girl who goes to hook up and leave with someone at the end of the night. Also...it is extremely hard to lie to me, so being honest (even when you know it's something I'm not gonna want to hear) is ALWAYS your safest bet. The sexiest thing in the world to me is a guy who is tall and big. I know I'm a short girl, but I love guys who are over 6foot, and bigger. I looooove myself a big teddy bear. It makes me feel safe and secure, so if you are under 6foot and on the smaller side...it's nothing personal, but I most likely will just not be all that attracted to you. Also, I am not into pretty boys AT ALL. I need a man's man...someone who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty and likes to go out on the lake and fish and camp out. (if you sag your pants/lean your car seat so far back that you can't see the road, you are not for me) I may have grown up in the suburbs, but I loooove to be outside doing something whenever I get an opportunity. Included in that, is a man that works hard. I know times kinda catch up with you and things get tough, but I need someone who doesn't quit movin' or give up the opportunity to make it better.

I also really need someone who either feeds or understands my creativity. I'm trying to get back into singing again, I paint when I'm upset, I love to write, and I am just more artistically emotional than other people. So it would be AWESOME if I felt comfortable enough with someone to be that vulnerable in my creativity and share that with them. Also, if you don't have a job...I really don't think I have a place for you in my life, considering most guys I date are older. I have a job, I am going to school to have a REALLY great job, and I do not want to be anybody's sugar mama or mother.

Other than all that, I have done my share of messing around and I am done. A little fun is great, but I don't sleep around and I am ready to be "important" enough to someone where that's not all I wanna do. I know I'm still young, but I'm a simple, sweet, intelligent girl with a huge heart to share and I am looking for a guy who is serious about dating and is not going to play games!

[el mechanico]

Here's one that will make you scratch your head..

PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE PROFILE...JUST DONT LOOK AT MY PICTURES AND FEEL YOU HAVE TO CONTACT ME....
I am a very outgoing, funny person. Who likes just about anything spontaneous. I do have children but they are grown not babies. I enjoy just about anything.... I enjoy reading and starbucks and I am just working on my first book it won't be completed until next year so yes, I have been very occupied with that on my spare time but would enjoy the company of that someone special. Someone who has a head on their shoulder who isn't all about me. Those kinda of guys just make me sick. I am truley looking for a decent person. I love a man in uniform something about it just tells me he is respectfull honest and has manners.Not that I am saying if you don't wear one your not decent guy. I mean if you dont wear one that'okay too. Also I must tell you something thats very meaning to me. I have a disabiliy it doesn't effect me like it has affection my brothers. I'm too strong for that. It a neurological prYou would think I was kidding around. I'd rather be up front then get hurt again for not saying. So if there are any honest men out there who want me for me please don't hesitate to write...PLEASE BE POLITE IF YOUR GOING TO VIEW ME AT LEAST SAY HI.....GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im not looking for a guy that only wants and needs one thing. If that's why your adding me to your favorites. I AM NOT A FAVORITE PIECE OF ASS! Half of you guys have me as favorites and Ive never even spoken to you before me. First lets chat and then maybe you can add me. So please contact me first. No pictures, no replies...If you feel then need to make sexual comments, you will be blocked. There are websites for that. And Im being honest. Also, I do have Tattoo's I love all of them there who I am. Everyone means something to me. I mean Im not a walking Art Show. lol I dont care what men or women think of my tattoo's they can be covered up if I need tpo go to Church..NOT! I do not associate myself with church especially Catholic. I was Catholic growing up but there is too much Drama in church, priest molesting boys, wow what would the Pope say? I dont belive you should have to dress in skirts or a dress I mean if yr going to pray why should I be judged on what I wear? I converted to Christian and Wow what happen there? Well the Pastor was stealing money from the church and going on Vacations to Jamaica, Cabo, Alaska..And he got caught and all he got got was a slap on the hand. Then they moved him to another church..Well guess what he did it again but worst this time. House, Boat, Jetski should I say more and guess what he's still at the same church..Everyone there would judge me base on my Tattoo's. So I gave up a while back. I study Kaballa now and I enjoy it. So men I am truley sorry but I wont be going to church with you and if yr looking for someone to go with I AM NOT THE ONE..Try Again.. My Tattoo's are very addicting and Im not the type of woman that let's men tell me what I cant do especially when it comes to Tattoo's. I also have some piercings. Just thought I should put that out there in case some people take offense to this. I love anything to do with Vampires and no this is not because of Twilight..lol I have been in love with Vampires way before Twilight. Vampires are a big part of me. And Im serious when I say this..I guess you'll find out if we ever meet.. No, I do not dress all in Black..lol But Ive been to Vampire Bars in New York and Ive seen Don Henri in Vegas (backstage) and hung out with him.

A few more things to add. I love music! It's the business Im in..My favorite artist is EMENIM...he's about the only rapper Im into and have been since he first came out. A lot of people talk sh*t about him but he has fallen deep into drugs, lost his best friend and it all woke him up!! He is a changed person. He's out of the drug scene, spending more time with his girls and is the best he can be.. Now I do like a lot of other music.. I know I sound like a stuck up person but Im really not..It's just some of you guys dont get it..

I want to meet a man that makes me have butterflies in my stomach everytime I'm near him. I want my heart to skip a beat everytime were together. I want the chills to run down my spine. I want to be speachless everytime I say his name? Does this even happen anymore.. Where is he? I know he's out there wanting the same thing?


WORDS CAN BE LIKE KNIVES, THEY CAN CUT YOU OPEN!!!

Let me just tell you about some of the men Ive met....1. Meeting me for a drink? And you have no money to pay for yr own drink..I mean "who goes out to meet someone at a Bar & Grill and doesnt bring money to pay for their own drink? For Real?" Seriously! Major Turnoff?


OKAY I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF..DONT ADD ME AS A FAVORITE, IM ONLY GOING TO DELETE YOU OR BLOCK YOU...YOU MAKE THE CHOICE..
I STATED ON MY HEADLINE "NO GRENADES" WHY IS IT THAT A LOT OF GRENADES THINK THEY LOOK GOOD.
P.S. PLEASE IF YR GOING TO WRITE ME, DONT CALL ME BABY, MAMA, SEXY, HOTTIE...ITS REALLY ANNOYING, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME...MY NAME IS CATHERINE. AND PLEASE I SPEAK & READ ENGLISH DONT WRITE ME IN SPANISH..WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

P.S. I'VE JUST WATCHED "THE CRAIGLIST KILLER" SO ANY PYSCHO'S LIKE HIM OUT THERE, BE WARNED! I COME PREPARED!!! LOL


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First Date Well for our first encounter I believe it should be simple "I mean we really dont know one another" Coffee or Tea I enjoy relaxing at StarBuck's. See if we click?

[Screwston]

mechanico put up her pictures

[el mechanico]

New user Yo
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Um, Hey! Found this site threw my ex.. Small world! Anyways Ima go gettum typa girl so dont have time ta meet many people not into bars or clubs Tryin ta be on my Grown Woman Shit!
to be honest I dont kno wat Im lookin for and at the same time Im not really lookin! I do kno that I am top grade A type and should not be lonely!
if ur intrigued offended or just puzzled hit me up!

First Date
Ok how would i kno wt thats gunna be if i dont even kno you?

[5K2D]

I would have scratched my head after "Please read my entire profile" woman, but I think my neocortex shut down in protest.

[WanderingSoul]

Cracks me up when the first thing girls write in their profiles is super negative and the "I'm done playin games with little boys, I need a real man....i'm a sweetheart but don't get it twisted, I can be the baddest bitch if you fuck wit me.....I hate fake and negative people....blah blah blah"

It's like yeah, no wonder you can't get a man, bitch. Who wants to talk to a girl with an attitude like that straight out of the box lol. Any guy worth a shit will read all of that and run the other way.

[el mechanico]

Another winner.....


About Me
To Begin - YOUR profile and your first contact are your initial insight of you to me. That is how I make my initial decisions. I am VERY selective in my men. My standards are High. I do not negotiate.


ME - I am just your simple, everyday, down to earth Lady. My typical nature is a very caring, passionate, loving, affectionate, and compassionate lady. I still very much have that little girl side and do display it often. While I am 100% a Lady and Woman, I do have some of a Tom-Boy side, and claws that can scar if you go the wrong direction with me. I will use them. You will find I am well educated, fairly intelligent, always happy, secure, overly giving, yet also I do have a sensitive side, yet you will find me to be very patient, confident, and strong. I am not the emotional or drama type. When I do give, I give it all unconditionally. I’m totally faithful to my man and I do expect the same from him. For that one man, I am and always will be extremely spontaneous, playful, romantic, and very sensual not sexy and I do not want sexy). I am a One Man Woman and that will never change regardless of the situation...I have never married nor had children to date. That was through choice. My interests are very diverse, with no specific one I prefer. They all let me enjoy my life to the fullest and having a lot of fun.

While I do have my preferences, like anyone, yet they are not at the top of my list. You the individual are. If there is any area I will detest, those that are superficial and shallow. My staying in shape or any other physical attribute, is for me, it is not for you. If one truly loves another, it is not a necessity. All will lose their looks over time.


*** What I am not looking for - beach/water, sports, boating, camping, fishing, bikers, or workout freaks/fans, a knight in shining armor or to be a princess. I am not here for FUN FUN, FUN, Fun in the Sun, FUNNY, Laughs/To Laugh, Humorous, Adventure, Hangout, Friends, to entertain me, a Date, casual dating, just dating, to socialize, etc. If you are, then just pass and keep looking. You have the wrong lady. One thing to understand, my attitude towards you will reflect your attitude towards me. I have traveled some, and I would love to explore more when I have the time. You will find I am not timid, I am not shy, and can be very direct.

To continue: I do not live in this dream world. I neither do, nor will I live in this Hollywood mentality or this Fantasy LAND as many do. As I said, I am not the superficial type nor am I someone who is easily impressed, so;
1.Your PIC alone will not gain my attention. They are not going to get me to go WOW. So if you are relying on your pic, sorry

2. Lame profiles will lose my attention quickly

3. Please save all the shallow compliments, sweet talk, sappy poems, stupid cliché’s, terms of endearment, and these cheesy site gifts. They will lose my attention quickly.

4. Do not waste my time about how athletic your, how much you work out, how much you own, etc. It is not going to get me to go ooooooooooo.

5. Please save me from puking with all your body pics. I am not interested in your body. If I see them in your profile, I will delete your contact UNREAD.

6. Please do not provide any of your personal contact information. I will ask you for it if I am interested. If you ignore this, it will be taken as intentional disrespect and an automatic No Thank You. If you did not read it, then you should have.

7. I do NOT and will NOT jump or rush out for any meeting or dates until we had some time to get to know each other. If you ask, I will immediately decline.

8. If you do not know and understand basic reality for what makes or breaks down relationships, you will assuredly be put in the No Thank you bin.

I will try to respond to all contacts just as a courtesy. If I do not, there was a clear indication you did something you should not have or failed to do.

**** - Amanda.
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[Deluge]

^ I literally fell off my chair laughing and rolled around on the floor a little bit when I read that.

[el mechanico]

Web model?
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I am Seeking aManForDating
Needs TestNot CompletedChemistryNot Completed
Do you drink?SociallyDo you want children?Prefer Not To Say
Marital StatusSingleDo you do drugs?No
PetsNo PetsEye ColorHazel
ProfessionWeb ModelDo you have children?Yes
EducationSome collegeDo you have a car?Yes


Relationship

Intent BigMo30 is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship BigMo30 has been in was over 7 years long.

About Me
I'm a stay at home mom right now. I'm a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) but, I like to stay active and moving so i like to walk and camp and I'm a big country girl at heart. I'm extremely loyal and I tend to be that way to a fault. I just like to see other people happy. I'm very much into music. I love Karaoke and I sing a lot and very well might I add. I'm just looking for someone to have fun with and be able to let my hair down and be a little on the wild side again. I was married for 7 years and I recently left my husband because I wasn't able to be myself. I'm ready to branch out. So whether you wanna just hang out and be friends or your looking for a date and maybe more please contact me. I'm NOT attracted to African American men and I seem to get a lot of messages from you guys sorry your just not my type. I'm an open book if you want to know more about me just ask.

If you wanna chat guys send me a msg first and then request a chat.

First Date
Some place we can chat.

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I am a honest hardworking loyal fun silly and very passionate woman mother of 2 beautiful daughters and 4 amazing grandchildren I am not into games or men who have issues with past relationships my past has molded me into the woman i am today i am a whole person and i know what i want. I want to find that person who makes me feel excited just knowing hes on his way home that when he kisses me my knees get weak. Also let me say that i am a bbw and i am very sexy and secure in who i am as a woman. i dont need anyone to tell me i am beautiful but i want someone to make me his priority because i am no ones option...... i love music old school r&b mostly but blues, jazz, even some country theres a song by Rascal Flat called broken road that describes what i am looking for perfectly google it and read lyrics its beautiful. I like to cuddle, cook,read,walk,love football, family is a big priority in my life i am going to be the best gramma i can be so if kids are not your cup of tea then neither am i. well you have a lil insight into who i am if your interested thats great but if not be blessed and good luck in your search

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