[el mechanico]

These girls are really starting to get stupid on POF

What I would like to meet.... I found this on line...I thought it was nice..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.. Am I a dreamer...Maybe I am just a sappy person..lol...

I'm about done with online dating. In the past couple months I have even been cockblocked at bars by girls I have chatted with from dating sites. Two weeks ago I checked into a resort and a latina I was chatting up was working the desk...she looked at me and my date and gave us a ummmm hmmmm.

[el mechanico]

Heres one for our race trolls her user name is sedduxion if you want to check her out Theo.



*edit* you may think this is completely wrong of me but VERY RARELY DO I LIKE BLACK GUYS...unless your chris brown, shemar moore, TI, Columbus short, Shannon Brown, or trey songz, or as cute as them then don't bother. Before you even say I hate my own race just know that im more indian and white then I am black. Sorry I'm from Jersey we're honest lol. Also I am aware that I am pretty. I don't like fat and ugly because I feel I deserve better so refrain from messaging me as well. That is all. Thank you.

PS. I'll know if you actually read my profile. Just saying though.

Interests: bartending....painting, drawing....writing poetry....singing...dancing....my skateboard (though i can't ride it yet lol)and bubble wrap lol

Goals:Bachelor's in Computiing Technology (in progress)....then my JD......then my PhD in Psychology right after ......become a cop and eventually work for the FBI or create the next facebook. with those degrees the world is my play ground

Music: rock, j pop, hip hop, reggaeton, soca, reggae, rap, man every and everything

Movies: anything wit johnny depp, orlando bloom,julia roberts, will smith, nicole kidman, and tom hanks.....forrest gump is by far my fav tho, moulin rouge, cast away, chucky, the ring, phantom of the opera, and so much more

TV:dont really watch tv but def all my 90s cartoons, family guy, south park, boondocks, and futurama

Books:i love anything mainly the old classics, anything on psychology, or just anything good in general

Sports:football=patriots (deal wit it) baseball= yankees (jersey girl and lovin it) basketball=lakers (matt barnes, shannon brown and kobe rule) soccer=brazil, spain, and germany

About Me: my friends call me walkin art....i strive to be different...i hate normal so if ur looking for that well wrong chick......originally from jersey....lived in the virgin islands...now live in tampa florida (accent is quite interesting lol)....indian black and white mix (my hair is naturally curly....ever seen the lil mixed girl from the boondocks well....thats my hair i just straighten it)...5'7.5....38-29-44 are my stats...i model when bored...love art and music....i absolutely love asian culture and bask myself in it on a daily basis....n well i guess im jus me plain and simple lol wanna know more ask me....

My type: tall (6'0 i'm kinda tall if i wear heals i can be around 6ft tall if u can handle me being taller than u then feel free to give it a try), fit, artistic, smart, a bit romantic, sweet, cute, great sense of humor and personality oh and preferably Caucasian, Asian, or Hispanic.

[speakeasy]

One reason I haven't been on a dating site in about 7 years is due to the dearth of women on there that can compose a proper sentence or coherent thought. They all write like text messaging teens. Not to mention almost all profiles being completely boring.

[el mechanico]

This skank is worth a look..Moma check her out

Intent Worldsfinest11 is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship Worldsfinest11 has been in was over 3 years long.



Interests Everything Ill try anything once




About Me I am puerto rican and dominican from new york. I have no luck with men which is why im giving this a try. Im in school in hopes to be a plastic surgon. Im full of extra energy and love the outdoors. My hobbies are running, reading, swimming, anything outside anf anything dangerous. Im a big swimmer and an even bigger traveler. I do admit I bite and im not the easiest person to like but once you know me I promise youll be addicted!!

What happened to real men? Seems like they dont make them like they used to


First Date Anything.that shows me who you are and what you like to do. Take me to your favorite hangout or something. im not picky. . but i LOVE MY WHITE BOYS!!

SIDE NOTE- for the folks who cannot figure that last statement out, I dont only date white men but its for the white men who ARE interested

[Caligula]

Is that last one hot? PM me her URL if she's in NYC please!

[el mechanico]

(08-04-2011 02:05 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Is that last one hot? PM me her URL if she's in NYC please!

Shes in tampa..just do a username search for
Worldsfinest11

[MiXX]

Hold up! You guys are insane.

I would LOVE to meet a woman whom I can show off to my friends in a pair of sweats right after she wakes up with no make-up on while I tell you guys "in your face, look what I got!!"

Bonus points if she is 50lbs(25kgs) overweight!


Mixx

[Screwston]

I like how girls constantly bring up their ethnicity. Its even better when a white girl claims she has native american in her or a black girl claims to have all this shit in her bloodline.

Mechanico don't give up! You helped me perfect my profile

[el mechanico]

Houston, happy to help I'm glad its working! I stay on mainly for entertainment. I see girls out local that wouldn't respond to a message but, in real life I walk right up to them and exchange numbers... its a joke on both sides but, I have to be in my office during the day so why not.

Heres the don't contact me girl..I love these and shes 44 with no car!

A Small update:2/1/11
Ok so I am not a man hater, I am a very funny girl and I love life please read what I have writen from my point of view. Why are some angry that I stated the truth? I don't get it. Should I lie and say Drunks,Couch potatoes, or complete a$$ apply here. Look read with humor and don't take offense. That was not my intent.
Just a quick note: 6/04/10
Ok I really thought I was clear on my profile. Either I'm silly or some ppl here can't get past the pictures to read. Again if I wanted a one night stand I can find that at the local bar, and please muffins and you know who you are don't fill up my email, I can't respond to the ppl I want to because all my time is spent deleting emails from ppl who know I'm not going to respond. It I give you a thank you for a compliment this does not lock you in with me. Don't be angry at me if I am not interested in you, we all have our types and I prefer someone that is like me. I know its shallow but I am a visual person and if my eyes are not somewhat attracted to someone then there really is not point in trying.I am not saying you have to be the hottest person in the world just decent, please before you email me really give your self a honest look and then decide if we would make it together. My time is very important to me as well as I am sure yours is to you, Please don't waste our time. Ant to all good luck in your search.


This bitch updates reasons not to contact her every few months for the last few years!!

[Nonpareil]

(08-04-2011 01:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

With those degrees the world is my play ground

I remember when I thought that.

[el mechanico]

Heres the goldigger denial girl..feel free to hate on her.

Intent QueenBe1 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.

Relationship History The longest relationship QueenBe1 has been in was over 5 years long.



About Me Hello, I love to dance listen to music and anything else that comes along. Im very open minded to anything. But most of all I love to laugh. I just moved back from NYC and basically Im looking for someone that is willing to take care of me in all ways possible. I am tired of dealling with boys especially broke ones. Now Im not a gold digger at all but I was in a relationship that I had to do everything.I've went out on dates that guys are really cheap and I've met guys that doesnt go any where but expects something and no hun you have to give to recieve. Now its my turn to be well taken care of I do have bills to pay.


First Date If you can make me laugh thats a plus.
If you can take me to a five star resturant thats a plus.
If you're not cheap at all and is willing to share with out a problem thats a plus.
Trust me I'm a good woman and I'm worth it!!!

[MiXX]

^^

I got a great response to the golddigger in denial above:

Send her a response that you are ALL FOR her pluses she prefers in a man, however, you have a few if your own requests.

1. If she believes in sex on the first date. That's a plus
2. If she is bi-curious, that's a plus
3. If she aspires and looks up to porn stars - HUGE PLUS
4. If she believes in getting dressed and leaving your apt. right after sex, she's is heaven sent!
5. If she is a selfless believer that
men are to be shared with her girlfriends, definite plus.

Trust me I'm a hung like a horse; and I'm worth it

[el mechanico]

(08-05-2011 09:38 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

^^

I got a great response to the golddigger in denial above:

Send her a response that you are ALL FOR her pluses she prefers in a man, however, you have a few if your own requests.

1. If she believes in sex on the first date. That's a plus
2. If she is bi-curious, that's a plus
3. If she aspires and looks up to porn stars - HUGE PLUS
4. If she believed on getting dressed abd leaving right after sex, she's is heaven sent!
5. If she believes men ate to be shared with her girlfriends, definite plus.

Trust me I'm a hung like a horse man; and I'm worth it

Did you see her? I changed my profile pic to one of me leaning on a exotic car and sent her a message. "I'm up to the challenge..You better be worth it"

[MiXX]

^^

No, I did not see her, but I would send my requests above to her.

Who knows, she may agree with a few

Mixx

[Tuthmosis]

I read a funny thing on an online profile the other day. I don't have it verbatim, but I'll paraphrase.

Don't try negging me. All girls know what that is and it doesn't work.

I had to laugh at:

1. The idea that lame-ass dudes, who know nothing about game except negging (all that 98 percent of people know anyway), go around insulting girls online hoping to get laid.

2. The idea that this chick thinks she has it figured out and is convinced "it doesn't work."

3. The caricatured misconceptions and distortions of game that have permeated the culture.

Back when the whole Mystery thing went viral, I had a few girls accuse me of "negging" them. I was never a big negging fan, but I've been pointing out people's defects since childhood, so I had to be like, "I don't know what you're talking about, but are you saying you don't have a large nose?"

[MiXX]

A better response would be:

Target:"Are you trying to neg me?"
Mixx:"No, I have no interest in sex with you!"

** Disqualify and let that hamster spin!!!


Mixx

[Tuthmosis]

(08-05-2011 11:01 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Target:"Are you trying to neg me?"
Mixx:"No, I have no interest in sex with you!"

That's pretty nuclear. I like it, but I reserve my version of this sentiment for when I'm in less of a playful mood (which varies by the minute):

Girl: "Are you negging [air quote] me?"
Tuthmosis: "Stop flattering yourself."

I actually use that line almost as much as "you're full of shit." It's another cornerstone of Tuthmosis Game. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

[el mechanico]

[attachment=2651]Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

[Gmac]

(08-05-2011 11:06 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-05-2011 11:01 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Target:"Are you trying to neg me?"
Mixx:"No, I have no interest in sex with you!"

That's pretty nuclear. I like it, but I reserve my version of this sentiment for when I'm in less of a playful mood (which varies by the minute):

Girl: "Are you negging [air quote] me?"
Tuthmosis: "Stop flattering yourself."

I actually use that line almost as much as "you're full of shit." It's another cornerstone of Tuthmosis Game. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

This is pretty much my standard style of conversation. ^

[MiXX]

(08-08-2011 07:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

Ehem......you are kidding right? 'cuz it's not April fools day, I'm confused mechanicho.

I think you posted the picture of the girl who should be thankful I so much as glanced at her fir the real goldigger chic!!! Thus girl is lucky I even go thru the drive-thru at Mcdonalds for her!!

Let's us see a picture of the goldigger chic please.

Mixx

[Moma]

(08-09-2011 08:52 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

(08-08-2011 07:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

Ehem......you are kidding right? 'cuz it's not April fools day, I'm confused mechanicho.

I think you posted the picture of the girl who should be thankful I so much as glanced at her fir the real goldigger chic!!! Thus girl is lucky I even go thru the drive-thru at Mcdonalds for her!!

Let's us see a picture of the goldigger chic please.

Mixx

Everyone can dream, Mixx, compared to your Miami chix, then no but up where the mechanic lives, I'm sure there's simps happy to break off change for that lizard...

[el mechanico]

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.
Guys eat that shit up....

[MiXX]

(08-09-2011 10:56 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.
Guys eat that shit up....

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx

[Moma]

(08-09-2011 11:03 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx

It's simple economics, Mixx. Supply and demand. If all you see around is bread and you are hungry, will you hold out for steak and have your stomach growl in the meantime?

[MiXX]

[quote] (08-09-2011 12:00 PM)Moma Wrote:  

[quote='MiXX' pid='79902' dateline='1312905807']

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx[/quote]

[quote] (08-09-2011 12:00 PM)Moma Wrote:  

It's simple economics, Mixx. Supply and demand. If all you see around is bread and you are hungry, will you hold out for steak and have your stomach growl in the meantime?[/quote]

I truly get what you mean. Funny thing is, I have held out on eating bread (real bread) and waited until I get home to prepare white fish as I don't eat starches abd carbs

But I see your point.

Mixx