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It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 12:09 PM
The manosphere has not yet tackled the silent epidemic of sagging balls.
Some threads have debated the effect of gravity on the sack, but without any firm conclusions. Others reflect on the respective merits of boxers versus briefs. And the question of aging on the sag process remains shameful for many men.
The most pressing questions face us: in the extreme scenario, would you consider surgery? Would you make the switch to briefs? Older gentlemen, can you weigh in on sag/time differential?
My left ball hangs lower than the right. No chick has ever mentioned this to me. But it's not just aesthetics, but convenience. That shit gets in the way. Perhaps balls are just inherently awkward.
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12-30-2015, 12:15 PM
I disagree with your premise. That time has not arrived.
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12-30-2015, 12:22 PM
I agree with RawGod, we are not yet at peak ball sag.
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12-30-2015, 01:11 PM
I could care less how low my balls hang, to be perfectly honest.
Onward.
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12-30-2015, 01:28 PM
Please no pictures.
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12-30-2015, 01:29 PM
By the way, for some odd reason I want to tie in OP's username with the subject matter but I'm struggling to find the connection.
Discuss.
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12-30-2015, 01:33 PM
Damn't, Slate. You couldn't help yourself, could you?
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12-30-2015, 01:35 PM
I was going to add an image of those massive pig balls in the original post but restrained myself.
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12-30-2015, 01:45 PM
Take care of those titties for me.
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12-30-2015, 03:46 PM
Long balls Larry is in the house
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12-30-2015, 05:04 PM
If you rest them on a girl's face they no longer sag. Revolutionary.
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12-31-2015, 08:52 AM
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
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12-31-2015, 09:47 AM
This thread is full of win.
Data Sheet Maps |
On Musical Chicks |
Rep Point Changes |
Au Pairs on a Boat
Captainstabbin:
"girls get more attractive with your dick in their mouth. It's science."
Spaniard88:
"The "believe anything" crew contributes: "She's probably a good girl, maybe she lost her virginity to someone with AIDS and only had sex once before you met her...give her a chance.""
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12-31-2015, 09:58 AM
Sounds like you need to get on the TRT brah
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12-31-2015, 10:26 AM
Guys I think the media gave Tom Brady enough flack over his sagging balls. Let's cut the guy a break!
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12-31-2015, 10:28 AM
Quote: (12-31-2015 08:52 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
Nobody talked about the advantages of saggy balls:
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When her ass is too big, you can honor her up and gently stimulate her clit with your balls if you're unlcky you'll only stimulate her belly button but I digress.
Imagine the good your saggy bag of coconut can do if you fuck her releasing the Testosterone of an
Usain Bolt after he won some new world record
Here is some example:
![[Image: 73-weight-loss-before-after.png]](http://www.weightlossphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/73-weight-loss-before-after.png)
Look at that flat belly
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12-31-2015, 03:25 PM
It's a shame Little Dark was banned, he might have had some insight.
RE: Ears don't look the same
Quote: (09-16-2014 11:58 AM)Little Dark Wrote:
I've been having this problem for about a year, maybe longer if I didn't notice) but my ears look different when looking straight at me. One sticks out more.
Don't know how this happened, I usually always sleep on my right so it may have squashed my ear over time. Wear headphones alot too. My passport photo, ID hard and one other card all feature pics of me with different looking ears, looks stupid. I wonder if people notice this when facing me.
Anyone else have this problem? Any solutions?
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