Posts: 1,159
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2015
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 12:09 PM
The manosphere has not yet tackled the silent epidemic of sagging balls.
Some threads have debated the effect of gravity on the sack, but without any firm conclusions. Others reflect on the respective merits of boxers versus briefs. And the question of aging on the sag process remains shameful for many men.
The most pressing questions face us: in the extreme scenario, would you consider surgery? Would you make the switch to briefs? Older gentlemen, can you weigh in on sag/time differential?
My left ball hangs lower than the right. No chick has ever mentioned this to me. But it's not just aesthetics, but convenience. That shit gets in the way. Perhaps balls are just inherently awkward.
Posts: 2,806
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation:
34
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 12:15 PM
I disagree with your premise. That time has not arrived.
Posts: 4,464
Threads: 0
Joined: Jul 2014
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 12:22 PM
I agree with RawGod, we are not yet at peak ball sag.
Posts: 7,323
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation:
248
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:11 PM
I could care less how low my balls hang, to be perfectly honest.
Onward.
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Posts: 3,448
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2013
Reputation:
35
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:28 PM
Please no pictures.
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
Posts: 7,323
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation:
248
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:29 PM
By the way, for some odd reason I want to tie in OP's username with the subject matter but I'm struggling to find the connection.
Discuss.
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Posts: 7,323
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation:
248
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:33 PM
Damn't, Slate. You couldn't help yourself, could you?
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Posts: 1,159
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2015
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:35 PM
I was going to add an image of those massive pig balls in the original post but restrained myself.
Posts: 7,595
Threads: 0
Joined: Jul 2013
Reputation:
79
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 01:45 PM
Take care of those titties for me.
Posts: 1,424
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2015
Reputation:
10
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 03:46 PM
Long balls Larry is in the house
Tell them too much, they wouldn't understand; tell them what they know, they would yawn.
They have to move up by responding to challenges, not too easy not too hard, until they paused at what they always think is the end of the road for all time instead of a momentary break in an endless upward spiral
Posts: 393
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2015
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-30-2015, 05:04 PM
If you rest them on a girl's face they no longer sag. Revolutionary.
Posts: 948
Threads: 0
Joined: Apr 2010
Reputation:
109
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 08:52 AM
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
Posts: 1,447
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2013
Reputation:
85
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 09:47 AM
This thread is full of win.
Data Sheet Maps |
On Musical Chicks |
Rep Point Changes |
Au Pairs on a Boat
Captainstabbin:
"girls get more attractive with your dick in their mouth. It's science."
Spaniard88:
"The "believe anything" crew contributes: "She's probably a good girl, maybe she lost her virginity to someone with AIDS and only had sex once before you met her...give her a chance.""
Posts: 5,945
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation:
301
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 09:58 AM
Sounds like you need to get on the TRT brah
Posts: 1,141
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2013
Reputation:
28
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 10:26 AM
Guys I think the media gave Tom Brady enough flack over his sagging balls. Let's cut the guy a break!
Posts: 1,424
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2015
Reputation:
10
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 10:28 AM
Quote: (12-31-2015 08:52 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
Nobody talked about the advantages of saggy balls:
When her ass is too big, you can honor her up and gently stimulate her clit with your balls if you're unlcky you'll only stimulate her belly button but I digress.
Imagine the good your saggy bag of coconut can do if you fuck her releasing the Testosterone of an
Usain Bolt after he won some new world record
Here is some example:
Look at that flat belly
Tell them too much, they wouldn't understand; tell them what they know, they would yawn.
They have to move up by responding to challenges, not too easy not too hard, until they paused at what they always think is the end of the road for all time instead of a momentary break in an endless upward spiral
Posts: 951
Threads: 0
Joined: Oct 2014
Reputation:
76
It's Time to Talk About Sagging Balls
12-31-2015, 03:25 PM
It's a shame Little Dark was banned, he might have had some insight.
RE: Ears don't look the same
Quote: (09-16-2014 11:58 AM)Little Dark Wrote:
I've been having this problem for about a year, maybe longer if I didn't notice) but my ears look different when looking straight at me. One sticks out more.
Don't know how this happened, I usually always sleep on my right so it may have squashed my ear over time. Wear headphones alot too. My passport photo, ID hard and one other card all feature pics of me with different looking ears, looks stupid. I wonder if people notice this when facing me.
Anyone else have this problem? Any solutions?
A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring.