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churros - 12-30-2015
The manosphere has not yet tackled the silent epidemic of sagging balls.
Some threads have debated the effect of gravity on the sack, but without any firm conclusions. Others reflect on the respective merits of boxers versus briefs. And the question of aging on the sag process remains shameful for many men.
The most pressing questions face us: in the extreme scenario, would you consider surgery? Would you make the switch to briefs? Older gentlemen, can you weigh in on sag/time differential?
My left ball hangs lower than the right. No chick has ever mentioned this to me. But it's not just aesthetics, but convenience. That shit gets in the way. Perhaps balls are just inherently awkward.
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RawGod - 12-30-2015
I disagree with your premise. That time has not arrived.
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Phoenix - 12-30-2015
I agree with RawGod, we are not yet at peak ball sag.
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Beyond Borders - 12-30-2015
I could care less how low my balls hang, to be perfectly honest.
Onward.
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MY DETROIT PLAYAS - 12-30-2015
Quote: (12-30-2015 12:15 PM)RawGod Wrote:
I disagree with your premise. That time has not arrived.
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Mentavious - 12-30-2015
Please no pictures.
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Beyond Borders - 12-30-2015
By the way, for some odd reason I want to tie in OP's username with the subject matter but I'm struggling to find the connection.
Discuss.
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CleanSlate - 12-30-2015
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Beyond Borders - 12-30-2015
Damn't, Slate. You couldn't help yourself, could you?
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churros - 12-30-2015
I was going to add an image of those massive pig balls in the original post but restrained myself.
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Beyond Borders - 12-30-2015
^ You're a true stoic.
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Dusty - 12-30-2015
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PapayaTapper - 12-30-2015
Just like tonsils and the appendix, ball swag has an evolutionary purpose. Nature created ball sag so that we could teabag a chick without her nose nuzzling our ticklish taint. Leave it alone
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blck - 12-30-2015
Long balls Larry is in the house
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Armogan - 12-30-2015
If you rest them on a girl's face they no longer sag. Revolutionary.
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Virtus - 12-30-2015
I've got a lovely pair of coconuts
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marty - 12-31-2015
Quote: (12-30-2015 12:09 PM)churros Wrote:
My left ball hangs lower than the right. No chick has ever mentioned this to me.
Maybe because it's nothing unusual, most men have a
lower-hanging fruit left testicle. You shouldn't worry about that. I could post examples of ancient Greek statues demonstrating this but I'd rather not.
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thoughtgypsy - 12-31-2015
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
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polar - 12-31-2015
This thread is full of win.
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scotian - 12-31-2015
Sounds like you need to get on the TRT brah
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Seth_Rose - 12-31-2015
Guys I think the media gave Tom Brady enough flack over his sagging balls. Let's cut the guy a break!
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blck - 12-31-2015
Quote: (12-31-2015 08:52 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:
Man you guys are jerks, not offering up any help to OP. I'll chime in.
1) Move to Iceland. Roll in a pair of breezy shorts everywhere.
2) If that doesn't work, fill a bowl with ice water and dip those teabags in. Let steep for 1 minute.
Nobody talked about the advantages of saggy balls:
When her ass is too big, you can honor her up and gently stimulate her clit with your balls if you're unlcky you'll only stimulate her belly button but I digress.
Imagine the good your saggy bag of coconut can do if you fuck her releasing the Testosterone of an
Usain Bolt after he won some new world record
Here is some example:
Look at that flat belly
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thoughtgypsy - 12-31-2015
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getdownonit - 12-31-2015
It's a shame Little Dark was banned, he might have had some insight.
RE: Ears don't look the same
Quote: (09-16-2014 11:58 AM)Little Dark Wrote:
I've been having this problem for about a year, maybe longer if I didn't notice) but my ears look different when looking straight at me. One sticks out more.
Don't know how this happened, I usually always sleep on my right so it may have squashed my ear over time. Wear headphones alot too. My passport photo, ID hard and one other card all feature pics of me with different looking ears, looks stupid. I wonder if people notice this when facing me.
Anyone else have this problem? Any solutions?
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PolymathGuru - 01-01-2016
I heard sagging balls impress the girls.