[Dawn_Snow]

I am trying to decide between two apartments in my college town. Which one will give me more bangs?

Apartment 1:
single room with private bath, small, old, in basement, expensive, but in hip part of town right by all the cool bars were I take my dates, close to campus

Apartment 2:
far from campus and cool part of town, but comfortable, modern and cheap, private bath, one roomate

Personally I think apartment 1 is way worse than apartment 2, but its location makes it logistically invaluable in getting bangs. Which apartment would you guys choose?

[samsamsam]

One

[Merenguero]

Not sure if serious. Take apartment 1 and if you are a female troll, please P.M. me a naked picture and your number. If you are not a female troll, just keep doing what you're doing.

[Rawmeo]

Sounds trollish. But anyway, I'll assume you are serious:

Apartment 1:
- Single room, perfect to have a valid excuse to share a bed
- Close to the cool bars, perfect to bring a girl back

Apartment 2:
- Far
- One cockblocker.. Ahem, roommate

Try to get an apartment having a door leading straight to your bedroom. Hard to find, but makes LMR lighter.

[elcidcampeador]

I wouldn't personally waste a ton of money on a shitty apartment with good gaming logistics over a quality apartment. Bangs are only worth so much compared to quality of life. Why not just find a better apartment near the bars and get a roommate to cut down the costs?

[PhDre]

Apartment one is obviously much better for banging.

But as elcidcampeador pointed out, there are other factors involved as well:
- How far/hard is the commute to your job? A 10 minute walk vs a 45 minute public transport ride makes a very big difference in the long run.
- How safe/clean/green/quiet is the area?
- Proximity of groceries, butcher, pharmacy, gym...
- Cost. I wouldn't spend 40%+ of my net income on rent.

And what is your game like?
I have lived on a top location but I had zero game and as a result I didn't bang at all.
I've also had zero logistics where girls brought me to their dorms to bang.

[heavy]

This is a real estate question.

Location location location

[HenryM]

One for sure. Logistics uber alles

[Captain Gh]

(11-02-2015 07:34 AM)elcidcampeador Wrote:  

I wouldn't personally waste a ton of money on a shitty apartment with good gaming logistics over a quality apartment. Bangs are only worth so much compared to quality of life. Why not just find a better apartment near the bars and get a roommate to cut down the costs?

I'm pretty sure we all think the same thing on this one... but there's always that small little problem: pussy is pussy my man, and location trumps it all! And nowdays you can even live in a box, but as long as it's clean and there's no leftover pizza from yesterday, you're way ahead of 85% of chicks nowdays!