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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

The PC crowd has developed flowcharts to teach you to think the way they want. The gist is that anything making fun of, shaming, trivializing or otherwise depicting any group they've deemed "protected" is wrong. Dressing up like Mattress Girl will cause a complete meltdown.

I'm guessing that any costume making fun of white males or outright insulting Christianity is perfectly acceptable.

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And:

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Wesleyan actually has a phone number to call to check if your costume is PC enough!

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Those flow charts are longer than the ones needed for programming

Quote: (11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

I bet they are fun to party with. I tried to the read the flow chart but got bored after the hitler part.
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Off campus non frat/sorority parties problem solved.

Go fuck themselves.

A woman have to of made this, it's not streamlined nor simple, and it's confusing as fuck.
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Quote: (10-30-2015 04:32 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Off campus non frat/sorority parties problem solved.

Go fuck themselves.

A woman have to of made this, it's not streamlined nor simple, and it's confusing as fuck.

Definitely written by a woman or else it would have the box

"Could your costume be worn by a stripper on stage on any day besides halloween?"

Yes?

"Listen slut, better get ready to do some false rape accusing, especially if you meet a bunch of guys dressing as the cars of a freight train and the caboose has a video camera"

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

In the coming RVF empire, I move we make creating snarky flowcharts punishable by immediate execution.

Here's another gem:
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Quote: (10-30-2015 05:06 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

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that is amazing! Pirates promote rape culture? Superman is ableist?!! What about his kryptonite disability?!

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Once you take out what's not allowed, I think this is what the party looks like:

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Costume rules are gay.

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

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TL;DR

Where the sluts at

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

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A group of people -> Is it a marginalized population? -> Is there widespread trauma in regards to the marginalization of that group?

Since feminists consider women to be oppressed and traumatized, it follows that all female costumes are automatically banned.

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Shit I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

So kiminos are not allowed?

Are we being triggered by this racist Japanese woman who's wearing western clothes?

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Look at this racist Indian woman wearing western clothes:

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When will the insanity end?
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Was there any uproar when Robert Downey Jr. did black face in tropic thunder?

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Would not be surprised if a 'slut-walk' with all it's usual garishness.
Would not only be allowed on campus.
Said slut-walk would probably be promoted.
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

The people who created those flowcharts can go fuck themselves. I do as I please.

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Quote: (10-30-2015 04:27 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

Those flow charts are longer than the ones needed for programming

That was my reaction as well.

I think most people will see this as a joke, or at least I hope. The real world is becoming more like the Onion every day.

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

I take it going out dressed as "Syrian migrant" in blackface with two simple Eurowhores, one ugly and one fuckable isn't going to cut it? [Image: angel.gif]

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same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Quote: (10-30-2015 05:34 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

Shit I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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This may eventually get banned because it’s "inappropriate", even though the film (The Jazz Singer) made history as the "first Talkie".

I wonder if the SJWs will make us all wear “ethnicity” appropriate clothes - is this how I will have to go work?

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Here’s my response to the SJWs:

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However, if the east Asian women in my office dress like this, I can't complain:

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Or if the Indian women dress like this:

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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

What would happen if you went as a transgendered black face Hitler I wonder........



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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Quote: (10-30-2015 06:30 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

What would happen if you went as a transgendered black face Hitler I wonder........



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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Truly, this was inevitable - being Halloween is one of the only days of the year where people are allowed to have a sense of humor about things.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE LIGHT OF ANYTHING EVER!

Me personally being in my thirties, Halloween is just another day.

Age 0-2: No idea what's going on.
Age 3-10: Halloween rules because it means free candy.
Age 11-14: Halloween kind of sucks - too old to trick or treat, too young to party, but there are houses to be egged and shitbags to be lit.
Age 15-25: Halloween rules again! Parties, bar crawls and sluts in costumes!
Age Beyond 25 - Halloween is just another day.

Quote: (10-30-2015 05:06 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

In the coming RVF empire, I move we make creating snarky flowcharts punishable by immediate execution.

Here's another gem:
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If you post this in front of your house on Halloween, I foresee eggs and flaming shitbags in your future...possibly even a beating from a masculine, red-pill dad who had to console his crying daughter as to why you didn't give her candy because she dressed as a princess.

Quote: (10-30-2015 05:49 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  

Are we being triggered by this racist Japanese woman who's wearing western clothes?

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This photograph is triggering!...my cock.
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

I was at a Halloween get together tonight and there was a girl who for her costume dressed up as a chola. She had the big hoop earrings, a fake tear tattoo under her eye, carried a fake rubber knife that she "shanked" me with and such.

I forgot to mention: she's Guatemalan. So was she culturally appropriating?
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

Of course Toronto (well specifically, The Greater Toronto Area) is finding a way to take this to new heights.

A Latino student was banned from even wearing his own mariachi outfit, since the new decree is that "culture isn't a costume".


http://www.mrctv.org/blog/ontario-high-s...wn-culture
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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines

I think this years ideal costume will be a mix of the costume ideas listed below.

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Umbrella will be included

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While dragging this around in the other hand.

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