Playa del Carmen as of August 2015
09-01-2015, 01:03 PM
OK. Here you have two good options for day game I forgot to post in the beginning.
Everybody is crazy about Punta Norte Isla Mujeres (Isla Mujeres’ North End Beach). Isla Mujeres is a small island located about 8 mi south east of Cancun. Before the Spanish colonization it was a destination of pilgrimage of the Mayan Empire. Every woman had the duty to come to the island at least two times in a lifetime, once as a daughter brought by her mother; and once as a mother bringing her own daughter to pay tribute to Ixchel, the Mayan goddess of sex and fertility. Hence, the name of the island: Isla Mujeres –The Women’s Island. Today it’s a place of pilgrimage for slutty backpackers. For many years Isla Mujeres was the place of choice of honeymooners, and so the place was shaped to their taste. However, since the ferry station to get to the island is located in Puerto Juárez, Cancún, and this place has been surrounded by cheap hotels used by packers in the last years, the Island became so popular among packers, that now they have become an attraction by themselves. In Punta Norte you will find plenty of hot young pussy from all over the World, and that’s why everybody is now offering tours to this place. This beach gets completely crowded, also on weekends. Attendance swings depending of the season of the year; right now it’s mostly European -I found too many Italians. On December and NYE it’s basically an American town. If you like snorkeling and scuba diving this place will be a kind of small Paradise for you. If you hit with a girl, be aware of the logistics, chances are she’ll be staying in Cancun and to a lesser extent in Playa. If she is staying in Cancun (70% of the time), you will have to modify your schedule. If she is staying in Playa and you have rented a car, you can offer the ride back. Two ways to get there from Playa. If you have rented a car, drive to Puerto Juárez, Cancún (50 mi) and take the ferry (departures every 30 min; USD 10 round trip). There is a parking lot in the port. Second, along the 5th Av you will find tens of stands selling you the trip to this place. If you are in an all-inclusive hotel, they will sell you the trip and the shuttle service.
Akumal is a small town beach located 37 km (23 mi) south of Playa. The word ‘Akumal’ means ‘Turtle Nest’ in Mayan and they meant it; the beach is famous for being one of the most important marine turtle sanctuaries in the World. Due to the beauty of the place, land was sold to be developed in a kind of frenzy, chaotic way. The bubble popped and now you can see many apartments, houses and even entire small hotels on sale. Now, this is important because although the place is known for having a lot of European packers and although you can find very nice accommodation options, I DON’T recommend you to take them because the logistics gets complicated, basically you will get trapped in a nice place away from everything. Now, the sluts. Follow my instructions. You are going to get to the place and ask for the public parking lot. They are going to cash you MXN 50 for a whole day (10:00 am to 18:00 pm) be aware that if you don’t pick up your car before the parking lot closes, they will cash you MXN 200 by each hour after that. Next to the parking lot there is a stand which sells snorkeling trips, it’s easy to spot it because it has a big screen in the front, and there is always a group of tourists being instructed on how to interact with the turtles during the trip. DON’T book a trip there, they will over cash you. Once you pass this place, ask for the access to the PUBLIC BEACH. The beach is divided into two sections. One is public, without beach clubs; the other has private beach clubs. Once you get into the beach move to the right until you find a section of palm roofs and get a place. Be careful if you find red flags or a cage on the sand, they are spotting and protecting a turtle nest. Don’t touch them, nor put a towel on it, you can get in trouble with the ecology police. The beach is magnificent, a gigantic pool worth the trip. The attendance swings, but most of the time is foreign, mostly Europeans, people who want to ‘save the turtles’ (Hehe, I’m being sarcastic!). No kidding, but the amount of young European pussy here is above the average you find in the Mayan Riviera. Day game comes in two ways here. First of all, around noon when the heat is unbearable, people looks for a shade. Since the number of palm roofs is limited, sometimes people ask you if you mind to share a space near you. So, if you take a roof, don’t manspread your stuff and leave a space ready. Second. Book a snorkeling trip. On the right side of the roofs section you are going to find people selling snorkeling tours (they will approach you, anyway). What the tour is about? A group of about 15 to 20 is taken up to 200 m into the ocean to swim with the turtles. Every person is given a snorkel, a vest and a pair of swim fins, and then taken from the shore into the ocean –no boat trip. The trip becomes very interactive among the participants who have to be all the time together and ready to help others. If a girl scares the shit when she sees a ray, it’s your duty to comfort her! Trip time: 30 minutes. Cost: MXN 200, but if they are not having a good day it goes down to MXN 150. Logistics is everything here. Take into account that if you hit with a girl, chances are (95%) that she is staying in Cancun, Playa or even Tulum and that can be a bitch. I didn´t go to the other section of the beach, cannot tell you how things work there.
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.