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08-26-2015, 06:40 PM
I wish to know the original content of the first post of the 'delete' thread.
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08-26-2015, 08:59 PM
Quote: (08-26-2015 08:38 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:
Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's the 100 acres that form the pinnacles of every mountain in the entire range.
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I wish JFK was alive today.
Granted. You can even hear him banging on the inside of his coffin lid.
I wish I was the President of the United States.
Granted, but you get assassinated and Trump is your VP.
I wish being fat was a deportable offense.
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08-27-2015, 01:09 AM
Granted. It's a bar gayer than AIDS with a Village People cover band seven nights a week.
I wish my student loans were waived.
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08-27-2015, 04:09 AM
Quote: (08-27-2015 03:34 AM)yellowfever Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 02:45 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:
Granted, but the police have your IP address and CCTV footage of you sitting at your computer downloading the pictures as they come through.
I wish I could get 8 tens on rotation.
Wish granted but you have a ladyboy fetish and they're all thai ladyboys.
I wish I could speak every language
Done, but nobody can understand a word you mumble.
I wish I had x-ray vision. (was this already done?)
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08-27-2015, 04:23 AM
Wish granted but is super strong xray vision that makes you see through everything.
I wish I had a wallet I could never lose that had unlimited amounts of currency in whatever denomination I want.
And that is also designed really cool.
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08-27-2015, 05:43 AM
Wish granted. They declare Obama president for life and protect him with their advanced technology and weaponry.
I wish I could see PolymathGuru's face after seeing this thread be successful after such a rocky beginning.
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08-27-2015, 08:34 AM
Wish granted. Prince Donaldo Trump is still elected President. Loots America.
I wish I could read every womans mind like Mel Gibson in What Women Want.
Don't debate me.