Gents: I have noticed an interesting pattern that emerges very naturally, without any prior discussion or agreement, among my fellow player friends, and I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a much more general phenomenon. Hence my asking here.
First, a quick example: A conversation between two players.
P1: Bro, what did you get up to last night?
P2: Ah, not much - Tiny Dancer came over and cooked dinner for me. You?
P1: Listen to this shit. I was railing Snaggletooth and in flagrante delicto her hand slides between the bed and the wall -- and pulls out a motherfucking pair of black lace panties that Mrs. Baseball had left behind! Fireworks ensued.
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When I'm talking to a good friend about harem relations, we never seem to use first names or long awkward descriptions ("the 22-year-old hairdresser from Aomori that I met at that beach barbeque, you remember??"). When a chick is let into the harem, very early on a call sign is bestowed on her and that's how she is referred to in subsequent discussions with close player friends.
Usually the call sign is derived from some physical feature of the chick, or her occupation, or a circumstance of the first meeting or first bang. Here are some examples, past and present, that have been used in my circle:
First, a quick example: A conversation between two players.
P1: Bro, what did you get up to last night?
P2: Ah, not much - Tiny Dancer came over and cooked dinner for me. You?
P1: Listen to this shit. I was railing Snaggletooth and in flagrante delicto her hand slides between the bed and the wall -- and pulls out a motherfucking pair of black lace panties that Mrs. Baseball had left behind! Fireworks ensued.
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When I'm talking to a good friend about harem relations, we never seem to use first names or long awkward descriptions ("the 22-year-old hairdresser from Aomori that I met at that beach barbeque, you remember??"). When a chick is let into the harem, very early on a call sign is bestowed on her and that's how she is referred to in subsequent discussions with close player friends.
Usually the call sign is derived from some physical feature of the chick, or her occupation, or a circumstance of the first meeting or first bang. Here are some examples, past and present, that have been used in my circle:
- Stinky Fingers: Fingered banged on the club dance floor the first night; left a definite stank on the digits.
- Flare Crotch: Without warning the period floodgates opened on a buddy's white sheets.
- X-Ray: Chick was a medical technician in the radiology department.
- Swiss Miss: One of my favorites. Half Swiss, Half Japanese. Years later, still get half a chubb thinking about her.
- Ms. Baseball: This is another good one, and demonstrates how they are formed. My best friend had winged me admirably, and I sealed the deal that night. The next afternoon I texted my wing: "Thanks for that. I pitched nine innings!" [my lifetime record for number of loads in one session; granted it was from midnight to noon the next day, but still not too shabby]. A few days later that wing texted about something else, but asked in passing: "So are you planning to see Ms. Baseball again?"
- Mile High: This should be self-explanatory.
- The Anal Queen: Umm, also self-explanatory.
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