There was one thread on this topic alread, but the trollish OP was banned and I thought it sucked. So I made a new one.
First of all - let me share some of my credentials:
For those of you who have not met me, I am a regular late 20s bro: I'm reasonably handsome, 5'9" (on a good day), and in good but not great shape.
Why I Love Black Women
In my opinion, black women just don't get the love they deserve. I think it's because nearly all of them are stereotyped as ratchet, rude, masculine ghetto trash. In fairness, many of them are. However, just like any other group of women, there are also many absolute gems. Here are a few things that I love about black girls:
Bodies that defy the laws of nature: This is well documented. Black women that take care of themselves tend to have big titties, nice thick asses, and incredible hourglass figures.
Skin: As they say, "Black Don't Crack." This is the real deal. Many black women have completely flawless, silky smooth skin. I mean not even a freckle.
Fun Personalities: In my experience, black girls are much more comfortable with who they are than white women or other races. They are less judgmental, less pretentious, and aren't embarrassed to have a good time.
They don't get sloppy: Black people coined the term "White Girl/Boy Wasted" for a reason - they just don't understand why we need to get so damn fucked up! Most black people are confident enough where they don't feel the social pressure to rip 30 Fireball shots at the bar and get piss-your-pants drunk. They usually have just a few drinks and enjoy themselves, which is optimal for gaming and having a good time.
Sex: Every black girl I've been with has had a very high sex drive and knew how to move their bodies in the sack.
Choosing the Right Girls
Although I think most black girls are open to the advances of a white guy, there are definitely some traits that would suggest some are more open than others.
1. Having Non-Black Friends: this is self-explanatory.
2. Hanging Out in Places that Aren't Traditionally Associated With Black People: Concerts that aren't hip-hop/rap, fratty sports bars, wine tours, Fist-Pumping Jersey Shore guido clubs
3. Educated: Every girl I've been with was a current college student or recent graduate. Most spoke very eloquently. Those who are more educated tend to have a more open mind in general.
Bartenders/Waitresses/Salespeople: No matter how intimidating some of them may look to the average white guy, girls in these positions must interact and be friendly with people of all races if they want to maximize their success. I tend to crush it with these types.
The Approach
No black girl expects you to have the balls to approach her. I feel like most of them also expect me to be a huge dork. I use this to my advantage.
In my opener or immediately thereafter, I drop a current rap lyric or use the latest slang with a straight face, and then a slight smirk. Alternatively, I just make fun of white people, which is always easy to do. It's funny coming out of white guy's mouth - I've never, ever once gotten a bad response with reactions ranging from a smile to absolute hysterical laughing. Once they laugh, it's pretty much in the bag. In fact, the most common reason for not closing is that I lose interest.
Sample Openers:
"Hi, I'm LeBron."
"Excuse me, could you teach me how to Dougie?"
(When you a both acknowledge a white girl who is getting sloppy) "These white bitches are crazy."
Other lines:
"Trey Songz is always my go to on karaoke night. (I then sing the hook of one of his songs, poorly)
"I go 0 to 100 real quick."
"You know, in my experience, these hoes ain't loyal."
If you keep up on your current hip-hop like I do, you can just drop lyrics from whatever the DJ is playing at that moment. It's not hard - remember, it's funny, because you are that silly-ass white boy.
These are all nightgame scenarios. However, the more innocent of these lines (ones with no curse words) are great for situational openers during the day as well. As is making fun of white people. Once you make her laugh during the day, you can be pretty direct - get her name, give a light compliment, and ask for the number.
Escalation
I like to pretend I can dance. I'm not very good. Luckily, black girls expect me not to be good and they think it is FUCKING HILARIOUS when I try.
After I make them laugh a few times, I break out a simple dance move which I execute poorly, and they laugh 100% of the time. Don't try to break dance or be Chris Breezy - just do something small, relaxed, and simple. I do stuff like this:
Once they make fun of me, I challenge them to show me how its done. If they dance, I let them do their thing and act unimpressed. I'll tell them they have a nice butt, which prepares them for me touching it in the near future. If they don't dance, I give them a hard time about me being a better dancer than they are. At this point, while we are talking, I start touching hips, the small of their back, standard stuff out of "Bang." Every once in a while I'll throw out one of my "comically white" hip-hop references and they eat that shit up.
Closing
If she's letting you touch her, you have the green light. At this point, you must confidently go for the kill. Black girls don't need much "plausible deniability" - you don't have to beat around the bush about your interest in fucking her and/or taking her out on a date. Go for the kiss, tell her what you want to do to her, and then set up the logistics to make it happen.
First of all - let me share some of my credentials:
For those of you who have not met me, I am a regular late 20s bro: I'm reasonably handsome, 5'9" (on a good day), and in good but not great shape.
Why I Love Black Women
In my opinion, black women just don't get the love they deserve. I think it's because nearly all of them are stereotyped as ratchet, rude, masculine ghetto trash. In fairness, many of them are. However, just like any other group of women, there are also many absolute gems. Here are a few things that I love about black girls:
Bodies that defy the laws of nature: This is well documented. Black women that take care of themselves tend to have big titties, nice thick asses, and incredible hourglass figures.
Skin: As they say, "Black Don't Crack." This is the real deal. Many black women have completely flawless, silky smooth skin. I mean not even a freckle.
Fun Personalities: In my experience, black girls are much more comfortable with who they are than white women or other races. They are less judgmental, less pretentious, and aren't embarrassed to have a good time.
They don't get sloppy: Black people coined the term "White Girl/Boy Wasted" for a reason - they just don't understand why we need to get so damn fucked up! Most black people are confident enough where they don't feel the social pressure to rip 30 Fireball shots at the bar and get piss-your-pants drunk. They usually have just a few drinks and enjoy themselves, which is optimal for gaming and having a good time.
Sex: Every black girl I've been with has had a very high sex drive and knew how to move their bodies in the sack.
Choosing the Right Girls
Although I think most black girls are open to the advances of a white guy, there are definitely some traits that would suggest some are more open than others.
1. Having Non-Black Friends: this is self-explanatory.
2. Hanging Out in Places that Aren't Traditionally Associated With Black People: Concerts that aren't hip-hop/rap, fratty sports bars, wine tours, Fist-Pumping Jersey Shore guido clubs
3. Educated: Every girl I've been with was a current college student or recent graduate. Most spoke very eloquently. Those who are more educated tend to have a more open mind in general.
Bartenders/Waitresses/Salespeople: No matter how intimidating some of them may look to the average white guy, girls in these positions must interact and be friendly with people of all races if they want to maximize their success. I tend to crush it with these types.
The Approach
No black girl expects you to have the balls to approach her. I feel like most of them also expect me to be a huge dork. I use this to my advantage.
In my opener or immediately thereafter, I drop a current rap lyric or use the latest slang with a straight face, and then a slight smirk. Alternatively, I just make fun of white people, which is always easy to do. It's funny coming out of white guy's mouth - I've never, ever once gotten a bad response with reactions ranging from a smile to absolute hysterical laughing. Once they laugh, it's pretty much in the bag. In fact, the most common reason for not closing is that I lose interest.
Sample Openers:
"Hi, I'm LeBron."
"Excuse me, could you teach me how to Dougie?"
(When you a both acknowledge a white girl who is getting sloppy) "These white bitches are crazy."
Other lines:
"Trey Songz is always my go to on karaoke night. (I then sing the hook of one of his songs, poorly)
"I go 0 to 100 real quick."
"You know, in my experience, these hoes ain't loyal."
If you keep up on your current hip-hop like I do, you can just drop lyrics from whatever the DJ is playing at that moment. It's not hard - remember, it's funny, because you are that silly-ass white boy.
These are all nightgame scenarios. However, the more innocent of these lines (ones with no curse words) are great for situational openers during the day as well. As is making fun of white people. Once you make her laugh during the day, you can be pretty direct - get her name, give a light compliment, and ask for the number.
Escalation
I like to pretend I can dance. I'm not very good. Luckily, black girls expect me not to be good and they think it is FUCKING HILARIOUS when I try.
After I make them laugh a few times, I break out a simple dance move which I execute poorly, and they laugh 100% of the time. Don't try to break dance or be Chris Breezy - just do something small, relaxed, and simple. I do stuff like this:
Once they make fun of me, I challenge them to show me how its done. If they dance, I let them do their thing and act unimpressed. I'll tell them they have a nice butt, which prepares them for me touching it in the near future. If they don't dance, I give them a hard time about me being a better dancer than they are. At this point, while we are talking, I start touching hips, the small of their back, standard stuff out of "Bang." Every once in a while I'll throw out one of my "comically white" hip-hop references and they eat that shit up.
Closing
If she's letting you touch her, you have the green light. At this point, you must confidently go for the kill. Black girls don't need much "plausible deniability" - you don't have to beat around the bush about your interest in fucking her and/or taking her out on a date. Go for the kiss, tell her what you want to do to her, and then set up the logistics to make it happen.