[Saweeep]

Divorced man slices everything he and his ex-wife owned in half

Quote:

A German eBay user “der.juli”, has cut everything he owns in two to spite his former lover’.
He cut his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car.He then sent his ex-wife the other half of each item, while he’s listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.

The German also posted a YouTube video called ‘For Laura’ – which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: ‘Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! you’ve really earned half.’

http://ynaija.com/divorced-man-slices-ev...um=twitter

[TheWastelander]

I admire how handy he is with a saw. Look how clean that half a car looks.

[KofiKingston]

LOL! Now that's what I call a 'fair split'!

[getdownonit]

This is art.

[samsamsam]

Pretty impressive looks like he eyeballed cuts. I saw no pencil marks or anything on the chairs. Damn those Germans are born with precision.

[lskdfjldsf]

Guy unemotionally exacts revenge with the time, effort, and precision of a professional craftsman.

This is 100% German.

[General Stalin]

Would like to purchase one of these as an art piece for my place paying homage to all the divorce-rape victims of the world.

EDIT: Nevermind needed to go to ebay.de

[Vacancier Permanent]

Absolutely brilliant! Top notch trolling the fucked up system!
Would be fun to see more men do that, especially in the Anglosphere.

Troll the trolls at their own game!!!

[TheMan]

Way to short circuit the system.

[Galahad]

Text at the start say:

Thanks for 12 "beautiful" years Laura
You really deserve the half

At the end: Greetings to my next

[Glaucon]

Amazing...

Divorce art is now officially a thing.

[spokepoker]

What does "Greetings to my next" mean?

[Socrates]

(06-18-2015 11:19 AM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

Absolutely brilliant! Top notch trolling the fucked up system!
Would be fun to see more men do that, especially in the Anglosphere.

Troll the trolls at their own game!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if the man in this scenario was made to pay reparations for all the things he cut in half. He might win a symbolic victory, but will end up paying real world dollars for it. Just takes a hamster shedding a few tears in divorce rape court. "See how evil he is?!! And I put up with that shit for X number of years!"

[Galahad]

(06-18-2015 12:26 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

What does "Greetings to my next" mean?

Its sarcastic and means: Have fun with that bitch

[General Stalin]

(06-18-2015 11:06 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Would like to purchase one of these as an art piece for my place paying homage to all the divorce-rape victims of the world.

EDIT: Nevermind needed to go to ebay.de

Seller doesn't ship abroad. Shame. Would love to have some divorce art.

[Vacancier Permanent]

Someone should track him and give him an honorary membership here. He'd fit in right at home.

[Mage]

I believe his approach is on the right direction.

Since system is screwed against men in divorce, men should go scorched earth in case it hits them. However it would be even better to act proactively and to make it clear to bride even before wedding that in case of divorce everyone will lose and there will be no happy ending for all parties involved.

Any woman must fear her man going wild, berserk and scorched earth during divorce, this will not only make her fear divorce, but also instill some tingles and respect for such a bad boy husband.

[samsamsam]

I just hope he doesn't get accused of destroying someone's property etc. I know he owns half, etc. But some feminist judge may want to make an example out of him. Let's hope it doesn't happen.

[Monxp]

Now that's what I call a fair share.

[Samseau]

(06-18-2015 02:18 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I just hope he doesn't get accused of destroying someone's property etc. I know he owns half, etc. But some feminist judge may want to make an example out of him. Let's hope it doesn't happen.

He'll probably declare bankruptcy so it won't matter anyways.

Also from the text at the end we can infer she cheated on him then attempted to divorce rape him.

Divorce laws are such fucking bullshit; even the Bible, one of the most strict rules of sexual ethics in the world, says that a man may divorce his wife with no loss if the wife cheats on him. The system is beyond tyrannical right now.

[samsamsam]

BK is one thing, but is it a crime that he can be arrested for? I know this is all theoretical. But I am curious.

[Praetor Lupus]

WB (would bandsaw)

[spokepoker]

I'm wondering as well if he will get fucked even more by the divorce corp after this.

[Foolsgo1d]

Yes he can be done for it.

Destruction of property and denial of capital or whatever it is in the law. A man dumped a lot of cow shit on his ex-wife's car and he had to pay for it.

[Dr. Howard]

Call me debbie downer, but is this just the male version of the chick that got paint all over her wedding dress after being left at the altar?