Gentleman I have a story to tell and Im asking for feed back on how others would have handled this situation.
I'm no stranger to Plenty of Fish and I've had a pretty decent success rate for random hook ups in and around my city. Well one day while looking through the endless photos of desperate, attention craving women that are on that site, I found Jesse. 22 Years old, blond hair, Blue eyes, 5 feet tall and fit. Pretty much my favorite type to meet up with for some fun. After talking to her for about a week she decides its time to meet up face to face.
So saturday rolls around and i hop in the car, bag packed for the weekend, eager and ready to get some ass and enjoy myself. I arrive at her place around 1 pm in the afternoon and park in the parking garage. Grab all my stuff and wait for her to come down. And here is where things get bad. This bitch cast a shadow bigger than the parking garage and was as wide as she was tall. It put me into a state of complete shock.
After greeting her we go up to her apartment and sit on the couch. I should have just ran as soon as i saw her but for the sake of trying to save some semblance of being a "nice guy" i tried my best to not be awkward. I texted my brother looking for an escape plan to which he was busy and couldn't help. Then it happened. I became the asshole i should have been at the start. Since i didn't run right away i was going to make damn sure free willy didn't want me around.
As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior. I pulled up the men are better than women web site and played "dick in your ear" about how women don't own rape, then read the top 10 reasons men are better than women making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. Knowing that she didn't like guns i made sure to pull out the fully loaded gun i had brought with me in my bag. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.
And it worked perfectly! she was so disgusted she told me to leave and that she needed to "work out" to which i could no longer contain my laughter and i left. Laughing all the way to my car replaying the events in my head.
So thats my catfish story. I'm wondering what others here would have done if put in this situation. I will attach some pictures of what i was expecting and i snapped a picture of this bitch without her knowing so you can see the wildebeest i actually met. She's still on POF and she's posted even more pictures of her from when she was thin and i feel bad for any poor bastard that falls for her bullshit like i did.
I'm no stranger to Plenty of Fish and I've had a pretty decent success rate for random hook ups in and around my city. Well one day while looking through the endless photos of desperate, attention craving women that are on that site, I found Jesse. 22 Years old, blond hair, Blue eyes, 5 feet tall and fit. Pretty much my favorite type to meet up with for some fun. After talking to her for about a week she decides its time to meet up face to face.
So saturday rolls around and i hop in the car, bag packed for the weekend, eager and ready to get some ass and enjoy myself. I arrive at her place around 1 pm in the afternoon and park in the parking garage. Grab all my stuff and wait for her to come down. And here is where things get bad. This bitch cast a shadow bigger than the parking garage and was as wide as she was tall. It put me into a state of complete shock.
After greeting her we go up to her apartment and sit on the couch. I should have just ran as soon as i saw her but for the sake of trying to save some semblance of being a "nice guy" i tried my best to not be awkward. I texted my brother looking for an escape plan to which he was busy and couldn't help. Then it happened. I became the asshole i should have been at the start. Since i didn't run right away i was going to make damn sure free willy didn't want me around.
As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior. I pulled up the men are better than women web site and played "dick in your ear" about how women don't own rape, then read the top 10 reasons men are better than women making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. Knowing that she didn't like guns i made sure to pull out the fully loaded gun i had brought with me in my bag. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.
And it worked perfectly! she was so disgusted she told me to leave and that she needed to "work out" to which i could no longer contain my laughter and i left. Laughing all the way to my car replaying the events in my head.
So thats my catfish story. I'm wondering what others here would have done if put in this situation. I will attach some pictures of what i was expecting and i snapped a picture of this bitch without her knowing so you can see the wildebeest i actually met. She's still on POF and she's posted even more pictures of her from when she was thin and i feel bad for any poor bastard that falls for her bullshit like i did.