[crispytaco]

Just landed in Bogota.
Anybody around Parque 93?

[Philosopher]

(06-13-2015 01:59 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

(06-13-2015 01:16 PM)Phoenix Wrote:  

No I genuinely wanted to know.

People lie everyday Phoenix. We've been lying and deceiving since we were 6 months old to get what we want.

This is what a dialogue would look like for the typical RVF member who didn't lie:

Job interview --
Q: Are you a team player?
A: Not really, look at all you nerds pretending to be important. You guys haven't been laid in over a year. My goal here is to work hard for a few days and then slack off just enough where no one notices.

Date--
Q: So what are you looking for on Tinder?
A: I want to fuck you, wake up, and pray that you are gone and I don't have any venereal disease? What about you?

Police--
Q: Have you been drinking tonight?
A: Nope, but I am high as fuuuuck.

Customs:
Q: Do any illegal drugs on your visit and if so what did you do?
A: A better question would be what drugs did I not do.

Priest:
Q: Tell me your sins son:
A. You have any whiskey? This is going to take a while.

ONS:
Q: Do you always practice safe sex?
A: I take a shower afterwards.

Girlfriend:
Q: How many women have you been with?
A: About 400, give or take a few. What about you?

This just made my day. Enjoy the laughs and the wit here on RVF whenever I get the chance to log in)

[ghormesabzi]

I just read the entire thread and it may be single most incredible thread ever! I think it deserves to be revived and active.

I will arrive in Medellin in 2 weeks, been doing a lot of online-gaming and having a few ladies waiting, so if anyone wants to meet up, run game or anything similiar, just send a PM.