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07-01-2015, 09:55 AM
Once in a while I get mentally wrapped up in bullshit with girls - either reminiscing on old flames that got away from me or just being frustrated at going through a dry spell and not having pussy on-tap so I watch internet porn, rub one out, and I instantly don't give a shit about any of that for a short period of time and it's incredibly gratifying.
Having a completely free night to be productive and work on a backlog of projects but instead wasting money on takeout and watching bullshit on Netflix until I pass out. (Did this last night in act)
Still harboring fantasy beta thoughts about wanting a cute girl to share my life with.
Watching bitch ass movies and getting watery eyes.
Wasting potentially productive time reading forums and filler bullshit to satiate shallow and unnecessary desires for mindless entertainment. These often get in the way of things.
EDIT: Just an FYI - I'm not "ashamed" of any of this. I will openly tell my friends I do this shit and not feel embarrassed about it, but I recognize some of them as weakness that needs addressing.
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07-01-2015, 09:56 AM
I'm currently sitting on my couch listening to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus :/
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07-01-2015, 01:19 PM
- I don't work out to impress women or keep healthy, I do it to be sexy silver-back in a blazer. I've been lifting since I was 14 and have genetically broad shoulders. Whenever I go to a job interview, I know I'm getting employed when the interview is "business professional."
- I've logged in about 500 hours of playing Rome: Total War. It's history, strategy and violence all in one realistic game. Or maybe I have some sort of God complex.
- During pick-up basketball games, I travel when I jab-step then drive. I've never been caught.
- I love white shoes too much. I have a cabinet full of baking soda/ Mr. Clean sponges to keep them shining white. I had a pair of 1980's style "Run DMC" Adidas Superstars "Shell Toes" for two weeks, I threw them away after a kayaking trip because they couldn't get back to shining white.
- I love, absolutely love, dorky, cute girls with huge tits. Even if the face is kind of busted, I'm busting on those tits. She has so much talent, why waste it on a book? Am I right?
- Whenever a fat person sits next to me, I wait for about 20 seconds for their insecurity to marinate. After that time window, they are more relaxed. Then I get up and switch seats.
- Whenever an instructor brags about his/her credentials, I make it my mission to ask logical, "innocent", trollish questions to break their ego down a notch. I quadruple this effort when it's a dorky, chubby white dude teaching an Asian martial art.
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07-02-2015, 01:41 AM
1. My musical tastes over time have skewed more and more towards girly pop music. I occasionally listen to old alternative rock I liked as a teenager (rammstein, green day, sum 41, linkin park, blink 182, the offspring, angels and airwaves). When I get bored of canadian/american/brit pop - I look up girly pop music from other countries. Latin American Pop, Ukrainian Pop, Russian Pop, J-Pop, K-Pop etc. And Elvis.
2.) Wasting time on the internet
3.) Playing video games
4.) Writing fan fiction rather than novels
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07-11-2015, 01:14 AM
Dicking around and reading every thread on the forum.
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07-11-2015, 01:19 AM
When I still drank....getting wasted with fat, nasty whores. On a purely platonic level. They make great drinking buddies.
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07-11-2015, 02:10 AM
After banging new chicks for first 5-10 times, staying unshowered until middle of next day to keep the flavor savor aroma wafting off my jock, then going out in public to run an errand or two to see if the FX of pussy smell attracts other girls. I'm so zoo like that.
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07-11-2015, 02:15 AM
As a black guy who black chicks pretty much shunned/banished until i became an all-league basketball player senior year. FUCK THEM!!!!!
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07-11-2015, 02:52 AM
^ What does all-league mean? Not from the states so I don't completely understand the terminology?
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07-11-2015, 02:59 AM
I have watched anime. And have a few shows I wanna check out.
But really, shitposting is my vice.
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07-11-2015, 03:07 AM
1. Ghost hunting. Haven't been in a while and only had a few remotely scary things happen but I was dating a girl who was REALLY into it.
2. FX work for indie films. Especially when I lived in LA - making even a shitty movie connects you with a bunch of hot, wannabe actresses. "Is there anything I can do to be in the movie?" Yes, yes there is...
3. Nerd culture. I can't stand to be around actual nerds because they've gotten very SJW-y (seriously, I get accused of "bullying" every time I'm around them) but I still enjoy some comics, computers and programming, 3D printing, video games, robotics and alternative energy.
4. Aviation. I love the history of flight. I taught myself how to use CAD and CFD software by designing a personal jet. Love to build it but it would cost 5-8 million before I'd be allowed to fly it. Oddly, I'm also afraid of heights.
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08-29-2015, 06:46 PM
I have two nieces (9 & 7 y/o), they visited me a week ago.
We watched a couple of episodes from "Avatar: The last airbender"...
I got so into that show that I had to buy the whole series!
I'm binge watching this motherfucker!!!
I'm one of the luckiest man alive, nothing in my life has been easy...
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08-30-2015, 09:04 AM
I struggle with the urge to pop pimples on anyone anywhere in my vicinity.
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08-30-2015, 09:10 AM
Quote: (07-24-2015 03:35 PM)Seboist Wrote:
I've been hooked on this song and have been listening to other tracks from the album.
Also, WB younger Paula Abdul.
This beta?
I still like this Paula Abdul song and its even gayer... its got Keanu Reeves in the video.
And yes I WB young Paula
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09-10-2015, 01:09 AM
Sade... I know, sad but true. Sade is my guilty pleasure.
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09-10-2015, 06:55 AM
- emo/scene girls, preferably busty ones.
- magic the gathering series of books.
- self improvemennt books.
- publicly flirting with sub-par women.
- titty fucking any girk whose tits are big enough. Or close to big enough to even try.
- not warning a girl during a BJ that im about to come. Sing or swim, swallow or spit, the reaction is always amusing me.
-nutting on a girls face, aiming for the nostril, few successes.
- number one all tine guikty pleasure, bitter, whiny, screamo music.
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09-10-2015, 12:38 PM
Quote: (04-08-2015 08:14 AM)Honorable Man Wrote:
Quote: (04-08-2015 02:50 AM)Seboist Wrote:
I've liked the Spice girls and the backstreet boys since the late 90s. I still listen to them on and off to this day.
Aqua, baby.
To paraphrase American Beauty: I think the two of you just became my personal heroes.
I love that kind of stuff, in secret of course - I'd be embarrassed if one of my mates had a browse through my iPod/phone! I think some of those Scandinavian (mainly Swedish) pop songwriters are ingenious. That Max Martin guy has had massive, consistent hits over three consecutive decades with well crafted, albeit formulaic, pop songs. He's like the best pop songwriter that nobody has ever heard of haha. Say what you like about his stuff, if it was that easy to do, everyone would be doing it. You can't fault a well written pop song.
To get some cool points back, I'm a massive Motorhead fan!
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