[philosophical_recovery]

(03-19-2015 06:16 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

$40. This thing has enough power to clean the shit off a rhino at 30 yards.

How do lizards react to you having this setup?

[RIslander]

(03-19-2015 08:46 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(03-19-2015 06:16 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

$40. This thing has enough power to clean the shit off a rhino at 30 yards.

How do lizards react to you having this setup?

Haha that is yet to be seen. I have one coming over tomorrow... although shes Korean and I'm pretty sure bidets are already popular there.

First girl to say something negative is going to get a "And how do you wipe your ass.... with your hands?

(skip to 0:55)

[MidWest]

Does anybody else use napkins when they run out of toilet paper? I know boy scouts use rocks or anything else to wipe their ass with.

[Aurini]

Real men don't wipe; they power-shit.

Clean as a whistle.

[Soma]

(03-20-2015 12:19 AM)MidWest Wrote:  

Does anybody else use napkins when they run out of toilet paper? I know boy scouts use rocks or anything else to wipe their ass with.

I use three seashells.

[HeyPete]

I read a biography sometime ago about Wyatt Earp. There was a part in there where they talked about ass-wiping or lack thereof in that time period.

They used grass, any kind of paper or nothing at all.

Saloons must have smelled sweet.

[Medic42]

(03-20-2015 02:10 AM)Soma Wrote:  

I use three seashells.

[Cr33pin]

I was the other forum member bounce mentioned in his original post that balled up tp and wiped away.... I also use wet wipe when available. This wasn't a trolling thread cause we had some short banter about it before he made this thread. We got on the subject cause of the question asked what we did with our shitty tp, because here in Peru you dont flush it. So it was asked what you did with it when you had chicks coming over or what not, or if you flushed it anyway. I flushed it anyway in my first apartment and it did back up my toilet after a few weeks... then my toilet didn't flush worth a shit and instead of having some shitty tp in the trash I would have a floater or two in the toilet when girls came over...... so yea.... I stopped flushing the tp and started just throwing it in the trash.


I think a instant perma ban was a bit much but its not my choice to make. A few of the forum members I met down here including myself came here because of his "Leaning Spanish and banging mediocre chicks" thread

[Lizard King]

(03-13-2015 05:57 AM)kosko Wrote:  

I had a draft saved for the lounge. A small note on how most wipes are the biggest game changer. TP is for the peons and plebs, few places use dry paper to clean their arses. The newspaper cleaning a window comparison comes to mind where you smear stuff instead of getting it clean.

I can't go back to strictly TP. I don't care how broke I am I wont deny myself the small luxury of a clean wipe. Moist wipes are the best and game friendly. It forces a girl to freshen up if she is using the bathroom right before a fuck. I can't think of a lady who won't use wipes if they are around, I hear the click of the container and I get a sense of ease she is attempting to make her situation better.

Team Wet Wipes. Fuck TP.

That is a data sheet right there.

You saved the thread.

[Benoit]

The latest sponsor of Tucker Max's podcast:

[swuglyfe]

(03-20-2015 12:19 AM)MidWest Wrote:  

Does anybody else use napkins when they run out of toilet paper? I know boy scouts use rocks or anything else to wipe their ass with.

Poison ivy leaves are highly effective and recommended I understand.

[bacan]

I always wipe with moisture. In a regular bathroom.. With water. In extreme circumstances.. Spit on a piece of TP is a possible but extreme possibility.

My question is why I can wipe and wipe and wipe until I see nothing on the paper but then an hour later I need to wipe again. Weird!

Gif: http://i.imgur.com/RIns3FX.gif

[Easy_C]

Blast it with a detachable shower nozzle.

[RIslander]

[kbell]

Does the bidet slide out of the way when you shit?

[PapayaTapper]

(03-12-2015 08:47 PM)bounce Wrote:  

After a recent conversation with a fellow forum member about the inability to flush toilet paper here in South America, we began to discuss our wiping and shit paper disposal methods.

I'll give you a brief history of my 28 years of ass wiping. My first memories of ass wiping occurred as a small boy when I would yell for my mom to wipe my ass (I am dreading the day that my daughter calls upon me to do that dirty deed). When I began to wipe my own ass I used the primitive method of balling up a wad of TP and wiping. At some point I was exposed to baby wipes and it was revolutionary. I could literally dig the shit particles out of my ass and be left with a perfectly pristine hole. This evolved into a minor obsession and the digging became excessive to the point of inner ass bleeding.

Today, I have abandoned the baby wipes and now fold two squares of paper. After folding 4 times I use a one finger swipe/minor digging technique. After wiping I again fold the paper to hide the shit remnants that may be visible to a guest because here we must throw TP in the trash.

Perhaps because of my preoccupation with asshole health (former hemorrhoid sufferer) I was astonished to here that a grown man (who I will not name) wipes his ass with balled up TP. I randomly also heard that someone else does that. To see what the hype was about I tried this method that i last used probably 2 decades ago. I was amazed at the inefficiency and literally started laughing at how so many people must be walking around with a significant amount of shit in and around their ass.

My question is this: How do you wipe?

Just stumbled on this. I know this perhaps was a troll but still

The solution though is to not even need to shit

[RIslander]

I just saw this advertisement aired on Discovery Channel in the US and thought of this thread.

As a proud bidet owner...

[cascadecombo]

[Jean Valjean]

Hmm, I guess nobody else here dampens a washcloth with hot water, rubs a bar of soap against it, and uses that. I think the wipes (the Preparation H ones, anyway) were said to potentially cause irritation, so I quit using those.

In the Philippines, of course, they use the tabo and their hands. That always seemed a little weird to me.

The belief that toilet paper by itself will suffice is like the blue pill of ass-wiping.

[Suits]

Am I the only guy here who uses one of these?

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/images/product...389_S4.jpg

Takes care of not only the standard issue, but also removes all ass hair as a matter of course.

[Super_Fire]

(03-13-2015 06:00 PM)micha Wrote:  

God damnit I read "Ass whipping techniques" and got really excited when I clicked.

What a letdown.

Just for you:

[sterling_archer]

I read on first page a lot some said how you can never find toilet paper nor soap in SA establishments and I find that curious. Why is that? Do they expect that you bring hygienic stuff with you?

[RIslander]

(05-10-2017 12:46 AM)sterling_archer Wrote:  

I read on first page a lot some said how you can never find toilet paper nor soap in SA establishments and I find that curious. Why is that? Do they expect that you bring hygienic stuff with you?

There's simply not a square to spare.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I'm not sure if anyone posted these yet, but just in case:

Are Wet Wipes Wrecking the World's Sewers?
Don't believe the label 'flushable': disposable wipes clog sewers around the world
11-Ton ‘Fatberg’ Made Of Wet Wipes And Fat Breaks London Sewer
Fatbergs: One tonne balls of wet wipes and fat block sewers

If you really have to use wet wipes, at least throw them in the washroom trash bin!

[Glaucon]

So it came finally to this.