The Truth About Clubs in Vegas
02-25-2015, 09:28 PM
Yikes...
For you guys thinking, "This shit ain't worth it..." you're right. Clubs should not be a hassle to get in. Don't wait in line, don't pay outrageous covers.
You don't have to know the biggest promoter or any other "big shots" to get into a club, comped drink tickets, any of that nonsense. All of this came about for rubes that roll through town for 3 days, money is no object, and the clubs know this and have established an industry of hosts and bottle service. That's fine for Chinese tourists that have $30,000 on a 5 day stay, but for regular people wanting to go out and have a good time, there's gotta be another way. I've gotten all those perks, no lines, free cover, free bottle, just by knowing a bartender or cocktail server. Okay, that's fine for me, but what about non-industry people?
Here's my suggestion, it's not the fastest or most guaranteed result, but I think it's worth a shot. Try indirect game. Hang out where industry people hang out: it seems like starry-eyed sluts that are new in Vegas are the only ones that really party on the strip. Every other industry person; bartenders, bouncers, chefs, waiters, hostesses, food runners, concierges, front desk staff, where do they hang out? Downtown. Go out and meet them.
In a previous thread I recommended having dinner at a slightly upscale place, something like Carne e Vino, B+B Enoteca, or DB Brasserie. Someplace that won't break the bank. You don't even have to have a full meal there. Have your main dinner at the Shake Shack that just opened up, hell even In 'n' Out, and then roll into one of those slightly swanky places for a glass of wine and an appetizer for $40. Talk to your server, tip large, talk to the floor manager on your way out, "I wanted to check out a club but I'm not into waiting an hour in line or paying $50+ for cover. By any chance do you know a manager there?"
Do this at 3 places. I promise you you'll wind up with business cards and personal cell phone numbers. I've done this. Once you go to one of those places, Marquee, Tao, Life, whatever, and meet your new contact, give him a firm handshake and a warm smile, keep the ball rolling. Tell your newly met friend at the club that you were thinking of bouncing to ANOTHER club and does he happen to know anyone there? Chances are, he does. He doesn't need to know that you're an out-of-towner like everyone else, he'll just know that you were the guy that was sent to him by Jennifer at B+B Enoteca. For all he knows you're a VIP guest of Batali Restaurant group.
So either go with that strategy, or try to meet these industry people downtown. Go to any reasonably cool/trendy bar downtown and start meeting people, the bartender, other patrons, whatever. Use game for chrissakes. Be honest. "Yeah I'm here for a few days but I'm not into lines or covers, so I came here. This place is great, like a whole side of Vegas I didn't know existed. Still, I'd like to check out the strip before I leave, do you know anyone?" Be warm, give firm handshakes, give full eye contact. Don't be weird, don't be sheisty, don't act like a big shot.
I've only lived here for 2 weeks but these rules hold true for anywhere I believe. Don't roll into someplace without doing research. Don't roll into town like a total rube willingly giving up hundreds or thousands of dollars to be treated like cattle. Meet some of the locals. Get a network going. Find out where locals hang out, introduce yourself, buy them a drink and ask them to show you around.
This shit is not that complicated.
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