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02-17-2015, 08:30 AM
"Your kids are perfect; I am ready to take care of them"
"I'm ready to settle down"
"I haven't dated a girl since several months"
"No, I don't bang other girls"
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02-17-2015, 09:20 AM
"I'll be right back."
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02-17-2015, 09:21 AM
My most sincere lie would be so indirect it's actually a question:
Her: "You seem like a player?"
Me: "What's a player?" (as if I've never heard the term before)
Questions I don't want to answer: Smirk, be indirect, and avoid the question.
Dull questions she asks to kill the conversation: I have fun with it. Overtly lie and tell a story around it like it's a game.
Rarely do I directly lie in the form of statement without making it obvious that it *at least might be* a lie, and I end up telling her the truth. Weak game?
I don't judge it. I wish I could do it. I feel, as an arrow in the quiver of game, the ability to overtly lie can be valuable. Perhaps it's the city I live in (not really big), perhaps it's having a huge social circle here, perhaps it's simply me deep-down wanting a LTR (tough if you're overtly lying).
PS I think jariel missed the point of this thread.
Edit:
Heartiste's take on lying.
“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
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02-17-2015, 02:14 PM
"Of course I'm having a good time."
"I Like you."
"I Like you, too."
"You are really interesting."
"I have to go on business for a month. I'll call you when I get back."
"I have to pick up my buddy at the airport."
"I have so much respect for single moms like you."
"Me, have a girlfriend? No."
"You're 'x' (whatever nationality)? My mom's 'x' too!"
"I'll be right back."
"The 'x' (whatever I ordered) must have been bad, I have bad stomach cramps. I have to leave now."
"I don't mind kids at all."
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02-17-2015, 02:40 PM
" I'm Jack Ma. "... Worked on a Business grad. student at SFSU. She's definitely going far in life.
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02-17-2015, 08:33 PM
“I don’t really use OKCupid, I very rarely meet women from it, I just don’t think it works for me.”
“I agree, it seems that a lot of guys are only out there for one thing…I’m not that type of guy.”
“Why don’t you come to my place sometime, we’ll just hang out? Don’t worry, I’m not gonna try anything on you, I’m a total gentleman.”
“I’m looking for something serious, but I haven’t met the right woman yet. I’m not the type of guy who sleeps around. Trust me.”
"I know Chinese/Indian/Christian/Muslim girls like to take things slow, I understand that and I respect you. I'm not trying to sleep with you"
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02-17-2015, 09:15 PM
"No, I am not married!"
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02-18-2015, 12:43 PM
"I don't usually do this."
Lying is a skill like any other and must be practiced daily to attain mastery.
It'd probably be shorter to list the truths I've told.
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02-18-2015, 12:56 PM
Girl sitting my car on first date: who's hair is that???
me: My sisters.
I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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02-22-2015, 07:12 PM
Not a lie: "I'm great with kids..."
Omitted: "...but I'm not going to raise yours."
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02-23-2015, 05:26 AM
When I travel I usually keep the same girl around for a while and thus you have to eat together. My solutions - bringing a girl to a Mac Donalds and saying that you already traveled for years and never had a burger all that time. Money saver right there.
Or the other way around. Taking a local girl to a local restaurant and saying that you want to try the local (cheap) dish. She won't order anything expensive if you're eating rice and meat. hahaha Helped me many times after waking up late and going for lunch with a girl after we had sex.
Make sure you make the hmmm, hmmm, damn, that's good! sounds.
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02-26-2015, 11:05 AM
I was telling ho's that I was working at the embassy and 'let it slip' that I might be doing some spy shit. One chick flipped out and I almost lost the bang.
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03-04-2015, 10:11 AM
"I don't think your a slut"
"I'm 24"
"I'll be In this country for a while"
"Look Mama, no hands..."
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03-04-2015, 12:58 PM
"I've never met anyone like you"
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05-02-2015, 11:46 PM
"I am a Marine Biologist".