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Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading
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Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Here she is: http://imgur.com/a/cPuiq
She looks like your typical college blonde. If I were to see her on campus I'd rate her a solid 6.5. On a good day, a 7.5.
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#52

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 05:39 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

kosko, "6" my ass.

Take away the blonde hair and tits and what are you left with?

I am just coming at this if I were to see this broad without her bountiful boussoms all out like that. You see her other pics online and her face ain't that hot.

You won't get me to budge on this, especially a blonde. My hometown was filled with these marginal types. Maybe dudes should come to the dumpy parts of Canada if they like this this look. It it obviously a popular look. I remember the Paulina Gretzky thread and dudes gassing up her when she looks like her father with a wig on.

So if you like the look, that ia cool, just be open with it that your willing to overlook some things for what you like... or else... don't get upset when dudes point out flaws. A girl can't be exceptionally hot unless she is somewhat close to aesthetically perfect, especially with her face. This broad has a mashed up face, far from ugly, but far from exceptional, dudes who are willing to give up their first born son for this blondie are misguided.

For me growing up where the majority of women were blondes, if literally she isn't fat, they all look like her. Many stay marginal since they don't have access to big city style and fashion. Most just have the Blondie hair and the McCheese type face. Maybe I was just spoiled. Who knows, but I doubt it. So to me for a blonde to be hot she has to be aestheticlky hot like any other type of broad.

I see to many times dudes settle for less just because she's a blonde. My homie dates wack girls just because he is hard up for blondes. His current main is some older woman with flowing gold locks. He fucks hotter brunettes and gingers but cant leave the blondes alone, even of lesser quality. I see it to often, never understood it. I call him out on it and he has no answer, he dosnt even understand it either.

If this girl had black hair the thirst would be subdued. Blonde inflation is real, and a long list of threads show the commons man lust for peroxide. Its all in fun for me. But the look does nothing for me as I've had my fair share of it.

The blonde is forever sacred. Look at the bees nest I rustled even attempting to say the broad has a weak face.
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#53

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 06:51 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Take away the blonde hair and tits and what are you left with?

Why would anyone want to do that? [Image: banana.gif]

You're right, her face isn't amazing but she's definitely a cute girl. Better looking than most trashy bimbos in porn.

As for the video, it's fantastic. Glad we all got to watch this for free while some simp probably "tipped" this girl his car payment.
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#54

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

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Well college didn't work out for her but she could use this as a great stepping stone to get into porn.

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#55

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Frivolous, bored, and horny.

Instead of stealing women's underwear off clotheslines like simps did in ages past, they are now (as Kosko noted) buying these little thrill-cam videos for their late-night stroke sessions.

Supply will match demand.

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#56

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Gents,

Those of you who are on VKontakte may be amused to learn that the 31 minute long video is available on: Here's a screenshot:

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#57

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 08:21 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

Frivolous, bored, and horny.

Instead of stealing women's underwear off clotheslines like simps did in ages past, they are now (as Kosko noted) buying these little thrill-cam videos for their late-night stroke sessions.

Supply will match demand.

.

They buy the panties too from the girls also. A whole industry exists for women to sell used panties to SIMPs. This is all low level whore stuff. Webcam modeling is baby steps compared to the hamster stuff like Sugar Baby arrangements and charging men directly or indirectly (gifts, and what ever else) for sex. Even nobody women these days can set up a Amazon gift list and get SIMPs to get her what she wants.

One Italian whore I know gets her tuition and rent payed for by SIMPs. All she does is talk on the phone to then and webcam, send her panties. Most shocking part is she never has to meet or fuck these men.
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#58

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 06:51 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Quote: (01-31-2015 05:39 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

kosko, "6" my ass.

Take away the blonde hair and tits and what are you left with?

A sweet ass!

"To be underestimated, is an incredible gift." Rackham
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#59

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Someone should make a funny video where they film what is happening on the other side of the Skype call, and then edit them together in a clever fashion.

If only you knew how bad things really are.
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#60

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

I am pretty hard on ratings still give Blonde 1 a 7.5 she has sex appeal in the video and I think her face is definitely not as good as the body, it works damn well though.

Need a great face to break 8 though.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
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Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#61

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA
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#62

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

^ Let me bring your high horse to stable good sir!

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I like trashy chicks, I'm likely a degenerate.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#63

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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#64

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Goddamn that's the best explanation right there ^.
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#65

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 11:17 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.
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#66

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

I think Lizard is excited tonight. That post he just made calls for a dramatic reading by someone, to be posted here in this thread.

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#67

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Oz how many times did you fap to this?

Be honest now.

And have you tried to game her through social media?

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#68

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 11:50 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Oz how many times did you fap to this?

Be honest now.

And have you tried to game her through social media?


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#69

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Just busting your chops, Lizard...

Just imagine a dramatic reading of your post that's on the level of Michael Shannon's classic reading of that crazy sorority letter of a couple years ago...





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I want someone like Bob Barker to read that shit with gusto.

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Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
Quote:WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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#71

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 11:50 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  

Oz how many times did you fap to this?

Be honest now.

And have you tried to game her through social media?

I'm thinking I should get a name change, maybe Lizard paid the bail

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This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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#72

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Lizard of Oz that was a fantastic post. Serious writing talent.

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#73

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 10:48 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA

You left out
WB, WNB again, but would get a kick out of turning her over to your buddy for sloppy seconds
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#74

Well Proportioned Hamster Gets Arrested For Masturbating Instead Of Reading

Quote: (01-31-2015 11:17 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

What has also gone unmentioned is all the other sexual perfections of that body; it's not just that she a pair of tits that is 1 in 10,000 in its perfection, and an ass equally devastating if not more so, I mean literally one of the handful of best asses I've ever had the privilege of seeing; it's also her other parts, the shoulders, the limbs, she has exceptional hands.

You can also see from the video that she is extremely sexual and sexually inspired. The way she unzips her enraging sweatshirt hugging those balls of pinkness ready to burst out; the (very unusual, actually) way she handles her tits with her hands and half hides them for a time; the exact way and pace of how she pulls down her pants to disclose the ass -- all these things are done with the most perfect sexual correctness, designed to fill a a man's sack and harden his rod beyond what might have seemed possible. She is a slut and a whore of genius.

The absurd designation of this creature as a "6" misses the larger fact that there are, in a sense, two different 1-10 scales which overlap but do not coincide: the looks/pictorial scale and the sexual/fucking scale. It is almost not even worth arguing just where this SUPERSLUT falls on the looks/pictorial scale, because she is a **10** -- a fucking 11 -- on the sexual/fucking scale. She is as perfectly optimized to extract come from a man as any creature on earth could possibly be, and the revelation of this sexual supernova on film is something that strikes to the depths of a man's sack and stays there. If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.

Bingo. Well said, sir. Roosh should award Pulitzers (Rooshitzers? heh), and you should be a recipient.


There is statuesque beauty, and there is sluttiness. Sluttiness is powerfully arousing and can elevate a 5 up to a 10 in terms of sexual desirability.

The exception to this, in my experience, is fat. A slutty fat chick is just repulsive.
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#75

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Quote: (01-31-2015 05:27 PM)kosko Wrote:  

She does indeed have a McCheese type face. Her mug ain't that good, but the fits distract you from all that.

Blonde inflation and a point per titty give her a flawed 8 when she really only a 6.

Marginal blondes do nothing for me. I lost my virginity to a blonde like this. A massive slut too who couldn't turn down any of the dudes that hounded her. I fucked her in the back of an rental car my homie swooped and wore 2 or 3 condoms because I was afraid to get her pregnant bahaha.

Quote: (01-31-2015 10:48 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

WBa - would barf

WNB

WLHSMD - would let her suck my dick, but would never been seen with her
WB if there's no work involved
WB and do some work
WB and would bring my A Game
WB and immediately wife up, bang raw, no pull out
WB, but she's so hot that I turn back into a drooling 12 year old

This chick?

WB if there's no work involved. Swipe on tinder, send a few okcupid messages, talk to her if she happened to order a drink while i'm chilling at the bar.

She's hot enough that I wouldn't be ashamed of fucking her. But she can't go with me to my weekly Nation of Islam meeting.

WIA

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This girl's level of juicy ripeness and slut hotness is unreal; Lizard had the last word on that.

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