[NilNisiOptimum]

(01-26-2015 08:10 AM)kosko Wrote:  

Miss China:

That reminds me... I need to get out and play golf again. Preferably 18 holes with her.

[Mage]

If I could choose a single girl to bang I would choose Jamaica. Her body and face is nearly perfect indeed.



But I would not vote for her, because of her hair. I would vote for a long haired woman. I would get bored of a short haired women quickly and only a long hair woman resembles someone I would like to keep around for a long time.

Actually I might vote for the winner Columbia. The legs area bit thick, but I like her smile and she seems to have a positive, warm and joyous vibe.

[Ricky Rose]

Most were obviously instaboners but Miss Costa Rica and Lithuania really stood out for me.

[Samseau]

What the hell is Germany's costume?

[Mage]

(01-29-2015 04:15 AM)Samseau Wrote:  



What the hell is Germany's costume?

Berlin wall? a.k.a iron curtain?

[Double Salad]

Miss Greece
11/10

I can't even believe my eyes, has to be special effects.

[aphelion]

[Travesty]

As far as a 10 goes Greece is as far as it gets for me. There are others that match her, but she's it.

The look from the face is other-worldy. It would be amazing with genetics and micro surgery enhancements all girls could be on this level. Would there be war anymore? Would men really fight over much?

You have her laying around in your bed with competition against her everywhere.. how could you get mad at the world?

[The Father]

Heh

[simondice]

Imagine a threesome between Miss Colombia and Miss Ukraine…
My dick would be on life support

[Geomann180]

(01-31-2015 12:32 PM)The Father Wrote:  

Miss ISIS at the Miss Universe pageant: "Does this dress make me look fatwa??"

Here she is folks. Miss ISIS.



G

[Excelsior]

(01-26-2015 11:50 AM)kosko Wrote:  

(01-26-2015 11:24 AM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  

What's up with everyone gushing over Miss Jamaica? Perhaps they're trying to change the standards of beauty by having a short haired woman be crowned Miss Universe.

You serious?

I didn't even see Miss Jamica but I just googled her and my dick almost had a stroke.

Go google her again. She's damn near perfect. You really gonna pass her up because of her hair?



Well then good. More for me.

When a woman is hot she is hot. Miss Jamacia is a bad bitch. Literally as close to a 10 as you can get.

A lot of the lighter Caribbean girls go for that look, and let's be honest her just having regular hair makes her look like evrey other hot broad. The short hair adds to her because she is probably a loud and fiery girl. I've never met one of those lighter girls who wasn't. They always are crazy and fun as hell. In parts of Africa we call this girls yellows, or yolkes, they are attention whores and party girls, always fun.

But back to her. She has nearly perfect facial symmetry. From what I have seen so for she is the most aesthetically perfect contestant which is why people likley thought she could of won. But this ain't a beauty pageant, it aint based all off looks.

I really don't care about short hair if the woman can't grow it long, or it actually suits her. This girl actually makes it look nice which is hard to do. Its the same thing with Amber Rose. She can only get away with that hair because her face and body are nearly perfect. That is 1% stuff for female symmetry and beauty. Very rare.

Look at who won...Miss Colombia if she had the same short hair she would look like a pitbull. She wouldn't look good at all, and needs the long hair to soften her strong features.

Yeah...gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

As some of you know, I am a Jamaican and I more often than not tend to have a very strong bias in favor of Jamaican women. While I find Fennell attractive, I genuinely am not blown away and yes, the hair is a big part of that.
I follow Miss Jamaica pageants closely (both World and Universe), and of all the recent winners she's struck me the least. I was quite underwhelmed when I first saw her and found out she was our next Miss Universe contestant.

She's got a great body and a pretty face but I don't think the short hair looks good on her. I don't think haircuts like that look very good on any female, really. If it were a touch longer we could talk, but that just looks like a bro cut. If a woman's hair looks like something I could commonly expect to find atop the head of one of my bros, then its a pretty much automatic no-go for me. I don't think it "adds" to her at all...its just...meh. The rest of her is pretty, but I'm not finding many of these other features (i.e. her face) as striking as some of the others here, certainly not enough so to make up for the boy cut.

You look at her head and see "feisty, fiery", etc, etc. I'm looking at it and seeing "non-feminine". I suppose I'm a sucker for hyper-femininity, and she's not really going in that direction.

Amber Rose is even worse. A haircut like that on a woman is an automatic dealbreaker for me. I don't care what the rest of her looks like, she doesn't get away with anything in my book.

Fennell may very well have a great personality and obviously the rest of her aesthetics are good, but if we're going purely on physical appearance here, Miss Greece has her soundly beat, as do (IMO) most of the other contestants in this competition and most of the other recent Miss Jamaica's I've seen. I'd take the current Miss Jamaica World over Fennell without too much hesitation. I doubt you would do the same, but that's not a hard decision for me.

That's just my opinion, though. Less competition for you.

[Will N. Dowd]

Big Surprise! 63 years of "Miss Universe" contests and every single winner has been from Earth.