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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 03:22 PM
So this is the Brazilian model who claimed to have slept with Christiano Ronaldo before his Champions League semi-final.

She was a runner-up in Miss Bumbum, a beauty contest in Brazil which seeks ladies with the finest asses. Apparently she had injected gel into her thighs several years ago which have been causing her health problems. "Eating the muscles" and whatnot.

List of surgeries this chick has done includes a nose job, vaginal lip reduction, facial correction, jaw reduction, boob job, lipo

WYB?

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 03:53 PM
The cost of vanity. its clear she works out in a serious way but like everybody trying to attain a certain look there is only enhancement left to achieve it.

And yes I WB. Harder than Germany smashing Brazils backdoors in.
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 03:55 PM
A bad case of cellulitis
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 04:13 PM
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 04:48 PM
"vaginal lip reduction"

Serious? Were they giant slabs of ham before?

Look like this?

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 05:13 PM
She could have a hotter face. It seems like all this work has been done to distract you from the fact her face isn't all that hot.

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Evrey pic of her looks different. I can't find a consistent look to her face as she does goofy poses in almost every picture.

WB, but she is a tacky as fuck.
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 05:26 PM
Quote: (12-03-2014 03:53 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

And yes I WB. Harder than Germany smashing Brazils backdoors in.

If there has ever been a more poetic, eloquent way of describing that particular annihilation in the semis, I haven't seen it.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 05:40 PM
Is this a result of using the "bomba" (drugs) or something else?
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 07:56 PM
This ass is fake?!?
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 08:08 PM
Ha ha ha! She has a "13" tattoo on her fingers and a rosary on her shoulder.

Not sure if she's trying to be a chola or something.
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

12-03-2014, 08:17 PM
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Don't care if fake. So would. I love these Brazilian women. Those bodies plus those tans.
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-09-2015, 07:59 PM
Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-09-2015, 08:52 PM
jesus, what is that, krokodil?
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-09-2015, 08:52 PM
Quote: (01-09-2015 07:59 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds

Now I like tattoos on a woman even less.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-09-2015, 08:55 PM
I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-10-2015, 03:36 AM
Quote: (01-09-2015 08:55 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  

I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-10-2015, 04:19 AM
Quote: (01-10-2015 03:36 AM)jariel Wrote:  

Quote: (01-09-2015 08:55 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  

I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit

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holy shit this is the best thing I've seen all week
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-10-2015, 09:12 AM
Quote: (01-09-2015 07:59 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds

Just more holes to bang is all...
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-10-2015, 09:15 AM
Quote: (12-03-2014 03:22 PM)JDSalinger Wrote:  

So this is the Brazilian model who claimed to have slept with Christiano Ronaldo before his Champions League semi-final.

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WYB?

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Look at the kid in the right of that picture! He has the best expression.
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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection

01-10-2015, 02:29 PM
Would a good pair of leggings cover the scars?

Asking for a friend

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01-10-2015, 06:12 PM
Quote: (01-10-2015 02:29 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

Would a good pair of leggings cover the scars?

Asking for a friend

WIA

Scars, tattoos, and all. Even a good pair of tights would work.

Not that I have any personal experience...

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