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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - JDSalinger - 12-03-2014

So this is the Brazilian model who claimed to have slept with Christiano Ronaldo before his Champions League semi-final.

She was a runner-up in Miss Bumbum, a beauty contest in Brazil which seeks ladies with the finest asses. Apparently she had injected gel into her thighs several years ago which have been causing her health problems. "Eating the muscles" and whatnot.

List of surgeries this chick has done includes a nose job, vaginal lip reduction, facial correction, jaw reduction, boob job, lipo

WYB?









http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...highs.html

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Foolsgo1d - 12-03-2014

The cost of vanity. its clear she works out in a serious way but like everybody trying to attain a certain look there is only enhancement left to achieve it.

And yes I WB. Harder than Germany smashing Brazils backdoors in.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - alexdagr81 - 12-03-2014

A bad case of cellulitis

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - jariel - 12-03-2014

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - samsamsam - 12-03-2014

"vaginal lip reduction"

Serious? Were they giant slabs of ham before?

Look like this?

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - kosko - 12-03-2014

She could have a hotter face. It seems like all this work has been done to distract you from the fact her face isn't all that hot.



Evrey pic of her looks different. I can't find a consistent look to her face as she does goofy poses in almost every picture.

WB, but she is a tacky as fuck.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Praetor Lupus - 12-03-2014

Quote: (12-03-2014 03:53 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

And yes I WB. Harder than Germany smashing Brazils backdoors in.

If there has ever been a more poetic, eloquent way of describing that particular annihilation in the semis, I haven't seen it.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Quintus Curtius - 12-03-2014

Is this a result of using the "bomba" (drugs) or something else?

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - vinman - 12-03-2014

This ass is fake?!?
   
   

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Cattle Rustler - 12-03-2014

Ha ha ha! She has a "13" tattoo on her fingers and a rosary on her shoulder.

Not sure if she's trying to be a chola or something.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - UroboricForms - 12-03-2014



Don't care if fake. So would. I love these Brazilian women. Those bodies plus those tans.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Bacchus - 01-09-2015

Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - kmhour - 01-09-2015

jesus, what is that, krokodil?

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Geomann180 - 01-09-2015

Quote: (01-09-2015 07:59 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds

Now I like tattoos on a woman even less.

G

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Old Fritz - 01-09-2015

I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - jariel - 01-10-2015

Quote: (01-09-2015 08:55 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  

I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - aphelion - 01-10-2015

Quote: (01-10-2015 03:36 AM)jariel Wrote:  

Quote: (01-09-2015 08:55 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  

I'd bend her over and pound her ass. That's it.

EDIT: After seeing the above pic. Hell no.. Not after seeing that shit

holy shit this is the best thing I've seen all week

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Dr. Howard - 01-10-2015

Quote: (01-09-2015 07:59 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Her ass and thighs have deteriorated. Just check out this pic.

Andressa Urach's disgusting wounds

Just more holes to bang is all...

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Dr. Howard - 01-10-2015

Quote: (12-03-2014 03:22 PM)JDSalinger Wrote:  

So this is the Brazilian model who claimed to have slept with Christiano Ronaldo before his Champions League semi-final.

..........
WYB?

Look at the kid in the right of that picture! He has the best expression.

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - WestIndianArchie - 01-10-2015

Would a good pair of leggings cover the scars?

Asking for a friend

WIA

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Andressa Urach "Miss Bumbum" Brazil in intensive care after thigh infection - Geomann180 - 01-10-2015

Quote: (01-10-2015 02:29 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

Would a good pair of leggings cover the scars?

Asking for a friend

WIA

Scars, tattoos, and all. Even a good pair of tights would work.

Not that I have any personal experience...

G

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