[Pride male]

So I saw on the news today the dude from Avengers, the Norse god has been voted the sexiest man alive by People Magazine. Wasn't sure if I should post this, no homo. Dude doesnt eat a lot of fast food and puts in work to look the part. Marrried to 38 year old Spanish model Elsa Pataki. Cant provide link because I am on the phone.

[JoyStick]

[AnonymousBosch]

I was going to make a joke about the decision proving that People Magazine is racist for picking a white dude, but reality already beat me to it.

[ryanf]

(11-20-2014 03:59 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

So I saw on the news today the dude from Avengers, the Norse god has been voted the sexiest man alive by People Magazine. Wasn't sure if I should post this, no homo. Dude doesnt eat a lot of fast food and puts in work to look the part. Marrried to 38 year old Spanish model Elsa Pataki. Cant provide link because I am on the phone.

He's 31. I'm chalking that up as a fail.

[Onto]

(11-20-2014 06:52 AM)ryanf Wrote:  

(11-20-2014 03:59 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

So I saw on the news today the dude from Avengers, the Norse god has been voted the sexiest man alive by People Magazine. Wasn't sure if I should post this, no homo. Dude doesnt eat a lot of fast food and puts in work to look the part. Marrried to 38 year old Spanish model Elsa Pataki. Cant provide link because I am on the phone.

He's 31. I'm chalking that up as a fail.

Just Googled that girl. She's smoking hot and he married her when she was probably in her early 30's, and then proceeded to knock her up with 3 of his kids.

The guy probably banged scores of hotties for well over a decade, had his fill and decided to settle down with a hot foreign woman and have a family.

I don't see that as a fail at all. He did marry her after only dating for 6 months, so maybe that wasn't so bright, but who knows? If you've been around enough you can know pretty quickly when the right one comes along.

[Kieran]

Who decides these things I wonder? I've never once heard a girl even mention this guy.

[Pride male]

^^I have never heard women talk about the guy either. Maybe its because a name like Hemsworth is not 'cool'.

Anyway to be 8 9 in looks takes a lot of work and anyone can improve their look. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo before and after pictures.

[Dr. Howard]

Saw this on TV and my wife said "Could they have picked someone that looked less gay?"

[kosko]

They likley had a board of gay hairdressers pick this dude. Plus I am very suspect of a man in his prime settling own with a much older women. Its hard to rationalize because no matter how hot his wife is, there is a younger girl whom is equally just as hot and will give you a better chance of not having autistic children.

These gay lobbys for the magazines like to boost up their own. Maybe this Chris dude is on the 'low low' and all his gay hairdresser buddies know the deal.

How else can we rationalize him locking down some old ass broad? Again as hot as she is, there are younger girls whom are better. Please try to rationalize it, I am having a hard time doing so. Unless it was purely a play for money and bloodline, maybe she is from a very high up Spanish family... those would be the only things I would give a pass too, but he seems like he is more successful than she is.

[Pride male]

Maybe women like girly types like Zach Efron and Dicaprio and Jude Law over masculine guys like Bruce Willis. Even in the clubs metrosexuals do well with the ladies.

[The Beast1]

I want my woman to look like this at 38.

7/10 WB

[samsamsam]

See that tattoo? She is a slut! Never wife a slut!

Seriously my tablet is a feminist. Keeps trying to correct slut to slug.

WB repeatedly.

[AnonymousBosch]

(11-20-2014 07:53 AM)Kieran Wrote:  

Who decides these things I wonder? I've never once heard a girl even mention this guy.

From what I heard after it came out, the women around the office were all obsessed with Loki, not Thor, because Thor was 'boring', and they felt 'sorry' for Loki and knew they could change him. Meanwhile, the gays in the office were into Thor but wanted to cut his long hair.

So, women say they want a tall, handsome, nice guy yet obsess over the bad boy. Gays say that being masculine is being disingenuous and self-loathing, but want the guy not to look feminine.

[ryanf]

(11-20-2014 10:39 AM)frenchie Wrote:  



I want my woman to look like this at 38.

7/10 WB

Believe, I'd be a foolish ass to say I wouldn't bang her. But I'm pretty close to 31...would I marry her? Nah. Especially if I was a famous actor with tons of money and good looks.

[Kabal]

(11-20-2014 02:15 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(11-20-2014 07:53 AM)Kieran Wrote:  

Who decides these things I wonder? I've never once heard a girl even mention this guy.

From what I heard after it came out, the women around the office were all obsessed with Loki, not Thor, because Thor was 'boring', and they felt 'sorry' for Loki and knew they could change him. Meanwhile, the gays in the office were into Thor but wanted to cut his long hair.

Nah, Loki's still too soft. If Laufey killed Thor on the frost planet or whatever in the first film and took over Asgard and Earth, you know all the sloots of Asgard and Earth would become instant Laufey and Frost Giant groupies.

Dark frost triad traits for the win.

Winners for the win.

Like how French chicks eagerly spread them for the Germans in WWII.

Regardless of time and realm, these hoes ain't loyal.

(11-20-2014 09:04 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

(11-20-2014 10:39 AM)frenchie Wrote:  



I want my woman to look like this at 38.

7/10 WB

Believe, I'd be a foolish ass to say I wouldn't bang her. But I'm pretty close to 31...would I marry her? Nah. Especially if I was a famous actor with tons of money and good looks.

38 is a huge minus, but 8.5/10, would not be loki about hammering her with my Mjolnir.

[monster]

(11-20-2014 09:32 AM)kosko Wrote:  

They likley had a board of gay hairdressers pick this dude. Plus I am very suspect of a man in his prime settling own with a much older women. Its hard to rationalize because no matter how hot his wife is, there is a younger girl whom is equally just as hot and will give you a better chance of not having autistic children.

There's a lot of rumors & gossip about him hooking up with his (female) costars actually.

[runsonmagic]

(11-20-2014 09:58 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

38 is a huge minus, but 8.5/10, would not be loki about hammering her with my Mjolnir.

[Cr33pin]

This mother fucker ate his Wheaties

He must use a shake weight

[enderilluminatus]

Not bad.