[Ingocnito]

Twice or thrice not gotten the bang due to lack of condoms on hand. I've also on a few occasions been in LMR stand offs, drunk, buzz wearing off, that finally resulted in my own exhaustion cock blocking me.

I literally passed once out with a blond 8 laying in her bed a few years back, with her head on my chest after many "No we're not having sex I'm ragging" statements and me replying over and over "Look I don't judge, we can use a towel, it doesn't matter" sucking her tits, fondling, fingering a bit, fine ass petite body. I wake up who knows how long after passing out, with her sucking my half hard dick. Once I fully awake she says;"Ok, that's it, I'm done here, you're not getting hard and we're definitely not fucking now, you had your chance." Christ.

Overall though, my biggest game fuck ups always involved poor logistics.

[Remington]

Five years ago, I had my neighbor who I've known my entire life naked in my bed. She said the classic "I'm not having sex with you" line and I said "that's fine" and I went to sleep. Never had sex with her. I think the guy that she has been with is going to pop the question soon. Oh well, chalk it up to the game.

[Suits]

(05-06-2015 04:27 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Do you guys think a 'What's the easiest lay you ever had?' would be a good thread?

I'm looking forward to LittleDark posting in that thread.

[forever_beta]

Lots of screwups, but one always stands out in my mind because it taught me so much.

This one I call thirsty nervous beta game..

For most of my young life I had very low self confidence and cared what women thought about me. All the classic beta male qualities I had in spades including emotional problems complete with a strong self hating belief system which doubted that any woman on earth would find any value in me. I didn't know anything about game, self confidence, or life for that matter.

I was doing online dating and I saw a girl I liked so I asked her some dumb questions about her profile. She ignored my questions and just gave me her Aol screen name.

We start chatting. She started making jokes about sex. I joked back and kept things light and flirty. This was pure luck, as I had no idea what I was doing. I think this was a kind of shit test because looking back I feel like if I got really into the sex talk, escalated over IM it would have come off as thirsty she would have dropped me right away.

We meet for the date and it goes really well. Ends up with us making out in a parking lot and then back to her place. This is where the problem starts. I was so bad with women that I was nervous as hell. For me at that time it was unfathomable that a woman would actually be interested in me, yes I was that terrible. I wasn't beta I was gamma. I was so nervous I couldn't even get an erection and I've never in my life had problems with that even now many years later.

We were laying on the bed cuddling and dry humping each other. Every time I try to put it in she resists so I just stop everything. Soon after she starts rubbing her ass on my still half-hard dick. I guess this was my half hearted attempt at a classic freeze-out to break LMR. Again, I didn't know about these concepts so this was pure luck. We repeated this routine several times until I finally left and went home. The whole time we were spooning on the bed like this she is naked and I kept my shirt on.

So now of course I'm crazy into this girl. I text her the next day to plan a next day second date. She agrees and we go out but the magic is fading fast. No physical action at all this time and by the end of the date she makes her excuse to go home and its over.

By day 3 the one-itis has become severe. I was so crazy that I was actually pacing back and forth trying to figure out what happened. I had to go to the kitchen and take a shot of whiskey. A friend called to hang out and I and went to chill with him and just started smoking large quantities of weed all day. The one-itis disease lasted for weeks.

The only reason I got with this girl at all is because she liked something about me in the beginning. I had a good job, wasn't too bad looking, was into nerdy stuff and so she pegged me as a potential "quality man" from the start. Basically, pure luck.

Also the first night she kept rubbing her ass on my crotch and saying things like "You probably want to put it in my ass". I suspect shes into anal and I probably could have put it in her butt the first night if I didn't act like such a retard. FML... She also talked about how she had threesomes with her other girlfriends sometimes.

Lessons learned:
-Don't be a fucking nervous beta clown
-Don't get too hung up on one girl
-A woman can be really into you now and lose all interest in 5 seconds if you fuck it up

That last one will stick with me forever.

[CH-Toronto]

(05-08-2015 08:10 AM)forever_beta Wrote:  

-A woman can be really into you now and lose all interest in 5 seconds if you fuck it up

I think this is a relatively new concept in Western Society.

I've had some 'major' fuck ups in my day. On two separate occasions I've been with girls who were completely naked and I just simply didn't take my clothes off because I had just froze- the situation had just felt weird. To be fair - the one girl prior to taking off her clothes said verbatim crying, "Please don't rape me", and the other girl thanked me for "not raping her".

I wish I could be making that up.

[DMario]

Few days ago met a black chick at a bar. We bullshitted for a few hours then I took her home. Started escalating but not quickly enough I guess. All of a sudden she hits me with "You know what, I cant do this. I just got out of a 10 year relationship". So... I kicked her out. I havent been with a Black-American girl in awhile and I forgot how aggressive you have to be with them.

[Pride male]

When I was a teen my mom gave me a gold plated crucifix. I met this girl from another school and we were talking and what not. She asked me for my crucifix and I said no. But she batted her eyelids at me and I relented. Nas' song You Owe Me was ringing in my head. So I gave it to her and never heard from her again. Simpin aint easy!

[NY Digital]

This isn't my biggest fuck up, it's just one that's something recent and related to online/real-life.

I matched with a girl on Tinder several months back, nothing happened, etc.

Then one day I get a match at nighttime, she messages me and asks me why I didn't say hi to her. I was a little confused, and she told me she saw me at a store in the mall... I was shocked because I was surprised someone would remember that, she must have some good memory.

Anyways, we had an amusing convo and it was obvious she was pretty intrigued and interested in the whole situation; it was interesting and funny to see someone from an online dating site.

So at one point in the convo, she literally said "let's fuck", and I was being really poor with my game, saying "when?", and "where do you live?", just beating around the bush like a complete idiot.

When I eventually got around to asking her number, she must've fallen asleep(it was pretty late), and the next day when I messaged her again, the whole thing died down and she wasn't interested anymore.

I even matched again with her a few weeks later but the situation was not in my favor anymore. She was an easy 9.5. Model. Mixed Indian/White girl.

You live and you learn, but stuff like this should not have happened. I was definitely off on my game. I honestly didn't expect a really hot girl like her to just go right for it, I'm still naive.

Lesson learned: Be concise and to the point. And always keep your eyes open when you're out there. You'll never know who you'll run into.

[Pride male]

^^Yup. Strike whilst the pussy is wet.

[Quintus Curtius]

I find I make a lot of game mistakes when:

1. I'm in a bad mood.
2. I'm depressed.
3. I'm tired.

So for me the biggest mistake is trying to run game when I'm in these frames of mind. You need positive energy to push through all the bullshit that comes from dealing with game. And you can't do that when your mindset is off.

[eradicator]

(05-08-2015 10:13 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

^^Yup. Strike whilst the pussy is wet.

yes, this was a couple of weeks ago but I have a similar story. I wake up at 2am and play around a little on okcupid matching system and match with a really hot chick who messages me right away and says "hey have we already fucked", I say "no i don't think so, whats your number' she sends it 'i say oh it's new and not in my phone already, so no we didn't already fuck, but easy to change that".

she texts me pussy pix and calls me and says she wants me to fuck her. I tell her to text me her address and but then she doesn't. She asks me what I am doing right now, i say i just woke up and have to get back to sleep so I can function in the morning for work, but i definitely want to fuck her. she hangs up, didn't respond to any other phone calls or texts the next day or week.

yeah i know, she isn't *that* hot, probably a 7.5, but was an absolute freak: says she wants me to pick her up in my car and fuck me in the back seat without saying anything. wants me to fuck her in the butt. Oh, this disney girls are always the biggest freaks.

yes, definitely strike while the pussy is wet. I was too tired to think straight, I probably could have managed to fuck this chick that night and get back home for a couple of hours of sleep.

[Garzero]

(05-08-2015 11:47 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

she texts me pussy pix and calls me and says she wants me to fuck her. I tell her to text me her address and but then she doesn't. She asks me what I am doing right now, i say i just woke up and have to get back to sleep so I can function in the morning for work, but i definitely want to fuck her. she hangs up, didn't respond to any other phone calls or texts the next day or week.

yeah i know, she isn't *that* hot, probably a 7.5, but was an absolute freak: says she wants me to pick her up in my car and fuck me in the back seat without saying anything. wants me to fuck her in the butt. Oh, this disney girls are always the biggest freaks.

yes, definitely strike while the pussy is wet. I was too tired to think straight, I probably could have managed to fuck this chick that night and get back home for a couple of hours of sleep.

Funny story but, guys, this is on-line stuff with a girl you haven't met. It's not real, it's virtual. What kind of game-mistake are you talking about? You are not in the game with a girl you haven't met yet.
Never heard about girls who use dating app just out of boredom while perhaps having their boyfriend sleeping in their bed after having ravaged her anus for one hour long?

[AneroidOcean]

(05-08-2015 12:24 PM)Garzero Wrote:  

(05-08-2015 11:47 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

she texts me pussy pix and calls me and says she wants me to fuck her. I tell her to text me her address and but then she doesn't. She asks me what I am doing right now, i say i just woke up and have to get back to sleep so I can function in the morning for work, but i definitely want to fuck her. she hangs up, didn't respond to any other phone calls or texts the next day or week.

yeah i know, she isn't *that* hot, probably a 7.5, but was an absolute freak: says she wants me to pick her up in my car and fuck me in the back seat without saying anything. wants me to fuck her in the butt. Oh, this disney girls are always the biggest freaks.

yes, definitely strike while the pussy is wet. I was too tired to think straight, I probably could have managed to fuck this chick that night and get back home for a couple of hours of sleep.

Funny story but, guys, this is on-line stuff with a girl you haven't met. It's not real, it's virtual. What kind of game-mistake are you talking about? You are not in the game with a girl you haven't met yet.
Never heard about girls who use dating app just out of boredom while perhaps having their boyfriend sleeping in their bed after having ravaged her anus for one hour long?

Yes, the girl isn't real until you meet her in person, that's true.

But the rest of what you wrote is wrong.

The reaction below is bad game no matter whether you've met her yet or not:

She asks me what I am doing right now, i say i just woke up and have to get back to sleep so I can function in the morning for work, but i definitely want to fuck her.

A better answer would've been, "thinking about all the things I'm going to do to you..."

Even if this particular girl wasn't real or wasn't planning on showing up, the game lesson is still there to learn for the future and for others to learn.

[Garzero]

(05-08-2015 12:52 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

Yes, the girl isn't real until you meet her in person, that's true.

But the rest of what you wrote is wrong.

The reaction below is bad game no matter whether you've met her yet or not:

She asks me what I am doing right now, i say i just woke up and have to get back to sleep so I can function in the morning for work, but i definitely want to fuck her.

A better answer would've been, "thinking about all the things I'm going to do to you..."

Even if this particular girl wasn't real or wasn't planning on showing up, the game lesson is still there to learn for the future and for others to learn.

Dunno guys, in my country (Italy) there's zero possibility a thing like that can actually happen with a girl of that beauty. I mean going from on-line to real action in exactly that way. It may happen with a girl <5 who likely has some kind of mental problems too.
But if you guys tell me that in the States you can just chat a girl like that on Tinder and might happen that she will send you pic of her pussy and then for real let you fuck her that very night, I'll try to believe it.
Sorry if I'm not updated, I do very little on-line game.

[bacan]

One time I brought a Brazilian girl back to my place and was going to get my flag but ended up just passing out drunk. (Alcohol has robbed me of a few bangs for sure).(I got the flag later on).

[Sketness]

last night i was talking to these two older women. One told me her husband was there but they were in a "open relationship".

Her friend is all over me while she is telling me that im really handsome. I (for some dumb reason) decide to go to another bar. I defiantly lost out on a potential 3some ,

you win some, you learn some

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-08-2015 10:41 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

I find I make a lot of game mistakes when:

1. I'm in a bad mood.
2. I'm depressed.
3. I'm tired.

So for me the biggest mistake is trying to run game when I'm in these frames of mind. You need positive energy to push through all the bullshit that comes from dealing with game. And you can't do that when your mindset is off.

Thanks, QC. As usual, you just offered me much needed clarity.

[Phoenix]

(05-08-2015 08:29 AM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  

On two separate occasions I've been with girls who were completely naked and I just simply didn't take my clothes off because I had just froze- the situation had just felt weird. To be fair - the one girl prior to taking off her clothes said verbatim crying, "Please don't rape me", and the other girl thanked me for "not raping her".

I wish I could be making that up.

Jesus Christ. I wish you were too. Remind me never ever to visit Toronto.

[Rocha]

I have many fucking up stories, but the most fresh was last summer in Lisbon I rolling solo approached a set of 3 finnish girls, after some 15 minutes of hooking up, the more interested and also the cutest one says "We are going home now, just down the street, and what you will do?" I replied "I go home too, tomorrow is a working day", after this tragical reply her expression changed completely and she just left a mesmerized "ohh, ok" I knew I had completely fucked up and lost the chance of one of the easiest lays in my life. I was so in shock with my answer that did not even tried to ammend the situation.

[Olav]

I was snapchat gaming this girl and screenshot a nude..and later was smart enough to sent her that picture on whatsapp

[Spider]

Fucking my best friends girlfriend back in high school.

Game is a powerful weapon, and should be wielded with responsibility.

We're very close again but for about a year most of the kids in my class (only 50 students) thought I was a piece of shit.

So not every mistake comes from missing out on an opportunity to bang a hot girl. Sometimes actually getting the girl can be the selfish mistake that hurts people close to you.

[cascadecombo]

I have far too many, so I'll share the first two that came to mind.

One was while I was in college, there was this Senior chick who sat next to me while I was a Sophmore. I'd put her at a 7.5, chick makes a point to sit next to me every class and eventually tries to get me to go drinking with her. Me still being underaged and having zero interest in alcohol tell her I'm too young and wouldn't be able to get home. She immediately replies that she knows the staff and I can stay at her place afterwards. Being retarded I turned her down again, and we all know what happens then.

Another was last year in Japan. I start chatting up this group of 4 girls in a bar I frequent. The owner is a buddy of mine so he does his thing to talk me up whenever it's appropriate. But the girls try to shove their uglier friend on me thinking foreigners have no standards. I ignore her and talk to the hot sister for a bit before I ditch them to visit a friend (little sister like) who works at a girls bar. The 7 I was interested in gets upset that I'm leaving and asks if I'll come back. I tell her maybe and go off to see how my friends doing, when I get back an hour later her older sister grabs my arm and tells me that the chick has been waiting for me. After I walk up to her and we make out in the bar she wants to go somewhere else, which basically means a hotel to bang and pass out. My dumb drunk ass decides it's time to dance in a club, we go and she gets bored and goes back to her sister.

Always fun to remember the times you lose sure things for stupid reasons.

[Euphoric_Breeze]

Deep in the blue pill darkness.
New year's eve in Paris 2009 .. I was out on the champs elysées and actually approached a solid 8 who was polish .
She was tipsy and told me " I just wanna get laid"
Back in time , my english was poor and didn't understand what such an expression would mean , add to that zero game awareness .
She excused her self with a pathetic look on her face , she was probably thinking " The fuck is wrong with this weirdo ? " .

[~wrIghter~]

Fucking up on my first date of the year. Had a girl invite me to her hotel, swim with me, hot tub it...and instead of assuming the sale I asked if she had a boyfriend...this was after I had been feeling on her all day, swimming, dancing, and drinking.

Irregardless of that fuck up she invited me to spend the night (I did) but I failed to escalate or go for the make out. I ended up on the pull out couch, trying to figure out what the fuck did I just do(in terms of cockblocking myself) Shit still haunts me to this day. Its one of the reasons I'm putting so much effort in a day 3. Perhaps its a lots cause.

[Jetlagged]

The city is Hong Kong.

It's Sunday.

Maids are dancing. I'm drunk. I have made out with, rubbed pussy, got my cock grabbed and grinded on 2 seperate broads that were decent 5/6s. Can't pull any of them back to the hotel. I have blueballs.

I go outside to leave cause my nuts are killing me. Run into a 4/5/6 group of piñays smoking. The 6 really strikes my fancy. I approach. She seems moderate. I'm drunk.
My game was fucking fire this night.

After some chit chat, I straight up tell them.

You ladies are on you're only day off. Let's make this way and avoid this whole club nonsense. I have bottle of wine and a hotel with a great view. Let's cut right to the chase.

Resistance. Fuck it. Now I'm determined. They say why not go in the club and dance.


I been dancing all damn day. No one can hold a candle to me in there. One girl doesn't believe me. I go down and break her off.

She runs away. I think about leaving again, I see them, go sit next to them.

I dance with all 3. 4 is all over me, grabbing my dick hands in pants all that. She's got a decent body and nice fat ass. Teeth though :/.

They eventually agree to come with me. I'm outside with 3 girls and they take a smoke break before leaving. Some tall dude in glasses comes and hits on my 6. I just stand there smiling. He spins his wheels. I say ready ladies? I lead to the taxi. I start to get a little scared cause I'm drunk and blueballs.


In the hotel things start off slow. I'm not sure what to do to get it started. They ask for music, I tell them out it on. I decide to caveman the 4, literally, pick her up and bring her to the bedroom after she resists my escalation in front of her friends. She laughs but stops herself In the doorway. I put her down. The 5 comes and lays on my bed. I realized at this point I could fuck her but the 4 has a nicer body... I leave the 5 alone. She starts calling another booty call. Bounces.

Now it's me and the 6 and 4. Ok cool. I'm gonna pound the 4 and then just move everything to right in front of the 6 in the living room and shot will all into place.

I get head from the 4 in the shower. I hear th 6 walk out. 5 min later she knocks to get back in while I'm getting head. I go open the door naked with a semi... She walks past. I go for more head and finish the shower. Take homegirl to the bed.

Fucking dick doesn't work. Can't keep it hard for the rubber. Girl freaks out.


It's all over. She takes my number. I come back 2 weeks later and bang the hell out of her 5x. Discovered a tat on the back of her neck that says man hater.

No threesome. I blew it.

I really liked that 6. Got too drunk. Will probably haunt me forever.